Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Late!

So this morning, I kept hitting "snooze" on my alarm clock over and over and over and over because it was part of the fabric of the dream and seemed like the right thing to do.

Because dreams make sense while we're dreaming them, right?

By the time my mind woke up enough to figure it out - well, you can just imagine the mental snap-to of my mind.

Then I ruined the first cup of coffee by not realizing the Keurig had an inch of water left, making me more late. 

Now I did try to fix it.

I added an inch of water, nope! A little more water, nope! A little more water...

I dumped the coffee and started again.

Now, I can't dump the first part of the morning and give it a more timely restart. But that doesn't mean the day is ruined.

And I do feel rested. So there's that.

But it means the blog I really wanted to write this morning isn't getting written.

I really wanted to write something clever to entice readers into the final day of the BryonySeries back-to-school book sale.

But I'm out of time for a creative marketing spin. And, quite frankly. I've barely drunk any coffee to help fuel slogans and such.

So I'll be simple and straightforward.

I've been running a BryonySeries back-to-school sale that ends Aug. 31 (today).

Basically, buy one BryonySeries book off the BryonySeries website and get a second at equal or less cost free.

Details are on this blog post.

But don't be late! Sale does end today.

Hey! - Look how deftly I worked my sales pitch back into my oversleeping this morning.

Maybe hitting snooze tens of times paid off (wink, while looking at the clock in panic).





Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Brothers

A picture is worth a thousand words, the saying goes, but it also represents the culmination of thousands of moments together.

This photo was taken on a cold night in 2015 or 2016 as Timothy, Daniel, Rebekah, and I were crossing Sears parking lot to go into Louis Joliet Mall for who knows what reason.

Timothy was super tried last night and joked about how someone should carry him. So Daniel said, "Come on, older brother, I'll carry the load this time," and hoisted him onto his back and literally carried him through the parking lot and into the store.

Daniel recently received a promotion at work, and he's traveled quite a bit this summer. Timothy, who's traveled for work the last few years (minus the pandemic), helped Daniel navigate the world of booking plane tickets, packing suitcases, online check-ins, Ubers, etc.

Recently, they both had to travel for work on the same few days, from the same airport, at the same time, different flights, different destinations. So they left the house at the same time in the same Uber.

As parents, we want to give our kids the best in life. Years ago, I realized I could work to buy them the best of things. Or I could have six C/sections and work to raise good people who would have each other. 

Unfortunately, I didn't have the resources for both.

The latter is harder, I think. Working for things has a more linear cause and effect and a more sure payoff, I think.

The six C/sections were the easiest parts of growing the family. As much as one encourages sibling bonding, no family looks like a Norman Rockwell piece of art.

In fact, the day-to-day squabbling can unravel all that patient stitching together of family ties that, over time, can turn into rifts that are difficult to mend.

Still, I chose people over things. And I've never been sorry.




Monday, August 29, 2022

An Ambitious Project

Starting Saturday, I will finally use a week of my accrued vacation to...new quite sure yet.

You see, it's been a year of emergencies for our family, so most of our plans for this year since haven't happened.

Now, I have an idea on how I'd like to spend that week.

I'd like to get down to Raleigh for thirty-six hours with Timothy to see my father (while I still have a father to see) and see Sarah and her family, too.

However, it's uncertain yet if Timothy and Daniel have to go out of town for business yet.

Faith, who has cancer and needs medicine twice a day, can't be left alone. And Rebekah, who is going through some health challenges and needs to see two specialists, also should not be left alone.

These background challenges make for a row of these ??? when it comes to solidly planning next week.

However.

Assuming that ALL of the hours (and hopefully none) turn into emergencies, I have a novel I'd like to write.

Yes, you read that correctly. 

I'd like to write an entire novel - in one week. And as long as I have at least four solid days to write, or a few good hours every day, I think I can get an extremely rough draft done of one novel completed.

The book is divided into four sections.

The structure is atypical - but not untried by other writers.

And it's a small-ish novel, nothing like, say Before The Blood.

It's a standalone novel and loosely, very loosely. attached to the other BryonySeries books. Yes, I have title. Yes, I have a synopsis.

But I probably won't share any of these until the novel is completed.

I've also begun the third and last book in the BryonySeries Limbo trilogy: House on Top of the Hill

But I'll set that novel aside next week in favor of this ambitious project.

Happy Monday - and wish me luck!





Saturday, August 27, 2022

Ed and Nancy Calkins: Recap of Willow Fest Sales

Last Saturday, I had planned to write a quick recap of Ed and Nancy Calkins' first official event (Willow Fest), but I wound up taking a social media break due to my oldest cat unexpectedly crossing the rainbow bridge and having to work all weekend.

So I will share that recap today.

I must say Nancy was very organized and had some good tips for easily and effectively hanging art for our next booth. She was also a very good salesman.

Ed actually had Call of the Siren opened next to him and mildly complained that the customers were cutting into his reading time and confessed he wasn't a good salesman. I could certainly commiserate with that!

But on Sunday, he started sending texts whenever they made a sale, which was very exciting - and I've  shared those texts below Ed and Nancy's photo so you can share in the excitement, too.

The only disappointing part of the entire weekend if that the one painting Nancy sold was returned by the customer's spouse, saying the couple had nowhere to hang it. I think that dampened their enthusiasm for another event this year.

I'm not certain art is any harder to sell than books. But I am going to reach out to some of my artist friends for ideas and advice.

And if you're an artist, please message me at bryonyseries@gmail.com.

Finally, the BryonySeries is hosting a back-to-school "buy one, get one free" book sale through Aug. 31. Details are here.








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Friday, August 26, 2022

Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, Aug 20 to Aug. 26

Good morning!

I have thirteen features and news stories to share with you today - and more not yet posted. So do check back on The Herald-News site: shawlocal.com/the-herald-news

This past spring, I also wrote an additional nineteen stories for a special "Thank You, Teachers," edition that will ran in print and online on May 5. You can check out all those stories at this link: https://www.shawlocal.com/the-herald-news/thank-you/teachers/

I also wrote a three-part series on the impact of COVID on kids, which you will at the bottom of this blog.

Last Friday in the middle of the workday, we had to unexpectedly euthanize our oldest cat. She had an amazing and somewhat mysterious life. You can read details here.

Also, please send up good thoughts/prayers etc. for Rebekah. She's had a challenging couple years, health-wise (especially the last twelve months). Her latest bloodwork was all over the place, more was ordered, and she now needs to see two specialists.

Rebekah is absolutely integral to the BryonySeries, not to mention our family. She oversees its all its financial aspects, handles all book production, manages two social media accounts, and is the go-to person at events. So we need her to feel much better soon.

This weekend, I'm hoping to get WriteOn Joliet's sixth anthology ready for proofing and read through the first eighteen chapters of the second book in the BryonySeries "ruthless" trilogy by Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara while Ed is working on the remaining chapters.

He and I met by phone earlier this week to double-check what chapters he'd sent and where to place them in the manuscript since he's renamed and merged some chapters. You can find Ed's first book here.

Also on the fiction side of things, we recently released Cornell Dyer and the "Mistical" Being. It's not available in the BryonySeries bookstore yet, or on Kindle yet,  but it is available on Amazon.

We also released Cornell Dyer and the Calcium Deficient Bones. It, too, is not available in the BryonySeries bookstore yet, or on Kindle yet,  but it is available on Amazon.

And we also  released Call of the Siren (the second book in the BryonySeries Limbo trilogy, with gorgeous cover art by Nancy Calkins). It, too, is not available in the BryonySeries bookstore yet, or on Kindle yet,  but it is available on Amazon.

I'm currently outlining the final book in the BryonySeries Limbo trilogy: House on Top of the Hill

And I'm also working on a guide book to the series called: Welcome to Munsonville: the People, Places, and Things of the BryonySeries.

Next up in the series: a Sherlock Holmes parody (the main character is Sherman Homes), which has a solid outline. Sue Midlock is already working on the cover and the interior art: Sherman Homes and the Howls of Basketville.

Jennifer Wainright (frontispiece artist for Lycanthropic Summer) has completed two portraits for  "Girls of the BryonySeries" series for tween girls and is currently working on a third. The portraits are beautiful and it shows that artist Jennifer Wainright can draw anything from werewolves to portraits! 

Rebekah has completed cover art for two of "Girls of the BryonySeries" books. They, too, are beautiful! One book in this series of eight books is completely written, a second is nearly written, and the rest are outlined. 

Rebekah is also working on updating the BryonySeries YouTube and Pinterest accounts, so watch for those. 

Now back to the stories. Simply click on the link of the story that looks interesting to you. Happy scrolling!

But before the stories, I have a list of additional resources and information. Please check them out, too -

Finally, if you'd like to find more kindness in your life, consider this book.

And have a great Friday!

RECIPE OF THE WEEK

Sue's Diner is a fictional restaurant in the fictional Munsonville that only exists in the BryonySeries.

Each Sunday, we post a new recipe. The recipe is either featured in one of our cookbooks or will be featured in an upcoming cookbook.

Check out the recipe here.

WRITERS

If you're a writer anywhere in the world, you're welcome to join WriteOn Joliet's Facebook pageWe're based in Joliet, Illinois, but we love to meet and interact with writers outside our area, too.

If you'd like to officially join WriteOn Joliet, we have two tiers of dues. We also have a marketing arm that's getting longer every year, well, except this year. Check us out at writeonjoliet.com.

I also suggest this book: Little Book of Revision: A Checklist for Fiction Writers. It's exactly as it says. Each page some with one suggestion for revision. The rest of the page is blank, so you can add your own notes. All proceeds benefit WriteOn Joliet.

If you need support in your writing, I highly recommend this Twitter group: #5amwritersclub. I  joined it last year. Writers support each other on Twitter and meet every three weeks at 5 a.m. (4 a.m. CST - needless to say, I am often late!) on Zoom.

If you need editing or help with self-publishing, check out dmbaranunland.com.

ARTISTS

If you need an artist for a project, I offer these recommendations.

NEWSLETTERS

Sign up for The Munsonville Times by emailing us at bryonyseries@gmail.com. The newsletter still isn't official yet, so we don't have an actual link on the website - but we are working on it! 

SOCIAL MEDIA

Daily updates: I do post the briefs on Twitter during the week, so you're welcome to follow me at @Denise_Unland61.

BryonySeries stuff: I post curated content relating to the BryonySeries on Twitter at @BryonySeries and assorted related content at facebook.com/BryonySeries, youtube.com/user/BryonySeries, and themes of each book in the BryonySeries at pinterest.com/bryonyseries.

And of course, please follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

BRYONYSERIES BOOKS

For books and more information about the series, visit bryonyseries.com.

BRYONYSERIES EVENTS

A full month of virtual events can be found at bryonyseries.com/calendar-of-events.

QUESTIONS

Email me at bryonyseries@gmail.com.

Thank you for reading The Herald-News. And for reading this blog. And if you've read (or plan to read) any of my books. Your support is greatly appreciated.

FEATURES

Child’s missing toy dog is now a social media celebrity: Joliet Park District seeking owner of the little stuffed dog Odie

Joliet hospice recently tripled the size of its pediatric program: Lightways Hospice and Serious Illness Care in Joliet now in ‘full throttle’ mode for raising funds 

Pets of the Week: Aug. 22, 2022: Will County Rescues have dogs and cats for adoption.

Baran-Unland: Frances came to the right back door: Many knew Frances as ‘Franny’ at Rock Soul Love in Morris.

Death of Will County Jail inmate remains under investigation: County jail staff found 78-year-old unresponsive

Fire destroys mobile home trailer and motor home on Joliet’s east side; one transported to hospital: Blaze was quickly extinguished

Most Will County college students see Biden’s loan forgiveness as relief

Will County joins lawsuit against CVS, Walgreen’s, other big-name pharmacies for role in opioid epidemic: ‘This case arises from the worst man-made epidemic in modern medical history,’ the lawsuit states

CAPA Housewalk returns on Sept. 10, with signature cocktails and ‘speakeasy tent’: Quinn Adamowski: ‘I think people, after the pandemic, want interesting experiences.’

5 Things to do in Will County: Enjoy the magic of sunflowers this Friday: Plus, a car show, two small festivals and a farmer’s market

Mammo-Palooza fundraiser on Saturday continues the legacy of #Joliet teen’s big heart: Matt ‘Mammo’ Mammosser ‘was aways first in line to lend a helping hand.’ 

Joliet Junior College renovated its police facility, quadrupling its space: Brandon Campbell: ‘The old setup was fragmented’

New Lenox hospital using new technology to diagnose lung cancer at early stage: Patients have 1 minimally invasive procedure and 1 exposure to anesthesia.

Kids and COVID

COVID-19 didn’t leave kids unscathed: Aschinberg: ‘Like any negative social event, kids who are most at risk bear most of the brunt’

The pandemic was a lonely time for kids: Loss of in-school experiences, sports affected many youth on some level.

Facing the post-pandemic: ‘We know when something is off with our children’: Showing kids how to talk about feelings is a good first step toward protecting their mental health. 



Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage"




 

Thursday, August 25, 2022

20 Quotes from "Before The Blood: Bryony Simons"

When we were getting ready to release Bryony back in 2011, my daughter Sarah (who did a lot of the marketing for me) suggested I pull thirty teaser quotes from the book that she could post on Facebook, one each day.

We did the same for the second book, Visagewhich is also part of the BryonySeries.

But for some reason, I never did the same for another book.

So now I am catching up.

Here is the synopsis and chapter headings for the fifth installment of the BryonySeries prequel Before The Blood, followed by 10 quotes, one from each chapter.

"Before the Blood" is a five-novel prequel to the BryonySeries "drop of blood" trilogy. Told in multiple points of view with Faustian elements, "Before the Blood" centers on the lives of four key characters and the choices that ultimately leading to a tragic ending. In Book Five, read how Bryony Simons and those she loves destroy their dreams.

And look - Blogger kept the book font intact!

Enjoy!

BRYONY SIMONS

CHAPTER 1: THE STRANGER

"Dr. Gothart," Dr. Stone said with the usual sneer in his tone. "As our resident expert on the perfect murder, what is the ideal way to poison a victim?"

Bryony watched Mr. Simons for a reaction to the unusual question, but none came.

Dr. Gothart removed his pipe, a beautiful pipe of polished dark wood and a large bowl with a gold lid, gold trim, and gold mouthpiece, and leered at Dr. Stone.

"Strychnine," Dr Gothart replied. "In brandy. Virtually undetectable; causes rapid onset of death." He held out the decanter. "Sidney, your glass."

CHAPTER 2: ICE CREAM SOCIAL

She glanced back at Mrs. Parks intently nodding her head as fourteen-year-old Addison Drake shared Mr. Munson's establishment of the lumber trade. No one would miss her. The stranger's request was most inappropriate, this Bryony knew from all of Mrs. Parks' lectures, but...well...how dangerous could a world-famous musician be, especially in a crowd?

CHAPTER  3: PSST! BRYONY HAS A BEAU

"It's followed me all my life. If you track that star, you shall always know my whereabouts. And know wherever I may be, I will be thinking of you."

CHAPTER 4: THE DAM BREAKS

During the trip, she tried not to wonder how, where, and with whom Mr. Simons spent Easter. Indeed, she tried not to think at all, for all thoughts led back to the musician and cut with sharp lonesome teeth.

CHAPTER 5: THE WONDERFUL HOUSE IN THE WOODS

At first Bryony attributed his reaction to jealousy at this demotion... until she remembered him furtively exiting the woods with a mud-caked shovel.

CHAPTER 6: UNTIL DEATH

He merely stepped forward and back, slowly, and she moved with him, her eyes watching only his, with John increasing the tempo as she gained confidence. They moved like the lake's rolling waves at twilight until even the very walls of their arena fell away. There was only the magic of her music box melody, the contraction of John's muscles as she and he sailed as one, and the urging in his blue irises, beyond which dwelled a man very much in love with her, whom Bryony loved with her whole heart and soul and mind and strength.

Inside her stocking, only a garter restrained a love letter from another man.

CHAPTER 7: WHERE HEARTFELT DREAMS COME TRUE

After John paid the bill, they walked back to the train depot, where Bryony saw an iron horse for the first time, up close, not an illustration in The Times. It gleamed like descriptions of obsidian in books and blew smoke like a dragon.

On this dangerous beast Bryony would ride with John.

"John?"

"Hmm?"

"What if we're killed?"

"We won't be killed."

Bryony started to shake, and she grabbed John's arm. "How do you know?"

He raised her face to his, and he never looked more kind.

"Because," he said, holding her chin with one gloved hand and brushing her tears away with the back of the other. "This is the beginning of our life together. Not the end of it."

"But how do you know?"

"Bryony, choose now: faith or fear."

"What do you mean?"

"Choose."

CHAPTER 8: THE SERPENT

Finally, she had to ask. "John, did she just...?"

"Yes."

"But he's not her husband." She turned around and stared at the door from which they exited, wondering which room in the Rutherford's mansion they were defiling, and wondering how they managed to get away with it. "How could she?"

"Same way he does."

Bryony blinked. "He...what do you mean?"

"Exactly the same."

"As in..." Bryony dropped her voice lower. "As in infidelity?"

"Yes. And as 'in men.'"

CHAPTER 9: SHATTERED GLASS

Although meat enriched Bryony's blood, her mind sagged under the weight of her sins, and her resolve to experience the world withered.

Her father had almost died because she had strayed. And she had almost died because she had strayed from food she needed to live, food her father hated her to eat.

But she needed her father to live. And her father hated the two things that brought life to her life: dead animals and John.

She did not know what to do.

CHAPTER 10: SHADES AND SHADOWS

"It's an illusion," John said, stroking her hair while his heartbeat soothed her, and his respiration roared in her ears. "Created by the interplay of light and shadow."

"I'm afraid."

He drew her closer and yawned. "Don't be."

But she was.

Bryony felt terrified of her little girl self, a pure little girl confined in a cherry wood frame, ruling a parlor where Bryony the woman no longer belonged.

CHAPTER 11. THE SENTINEL

Somewhere between Henry's toast at their wedding and seeing him again in the doorway of the morning room, her infatuation had died, just as her infatuation with Mayor Pike had died after he moved away from Munsonville, and just as she allowed her infatuation with Mr. Munson to die in favor of giving her entire heart to John.

Henry was just a man, a smirking puny man, the right man for some women, but not her. Still, she must remember her place as Mrs. Simons, and this filled her with glee, despite the blood and the wolf.

CHAPTER 12: ON THE OTHER SIDE OF SLEEP

But the second Mrs. Fisher exited, and headed down the path to town, Bryony let loose.  "What happened to John? Where is he? Where are we going?"

"Nothing happened to John. But Mrs. Helsby summoned him, and he left at once."

"But why would...oh, no!"

Henry nodded.

"Is it...is it Mr. Helsby?"

"I'm afraid so."

"But why would John want me..."

Bryony stopped herself and sharply drew breath as the answer flooded her mind. She knew why. And she couldn't do it.

"Because while John is being strong for Mrs. Helsby, he needs you to be strong for him."

"Be strong" How can I be strong when a man is dying in that house? Just the thought frightens me."

"Mrs. Simons, I'm merely the steward, performing the wishes of his master. You're free to refuse John."

"And break his heart?"

Henry shrugged. "It's no consequence to me."

CHAPTER 13: BRAVING THE WILDERNESS

He put his arm around her and drew her near.

"Sweet, Bryony," John whispered. "The slam wasn't against my music but on the Smythes. The other guests...they never saw what they came to see." He raised her chin, and his eyes glittered like crystals. "But you saw, and heard, didn't you?"

"Yes, John."

She lay against his chest and closed her eyes. She had no idea what he meant.

CHAPTER 14: STORM CLOUDS

But perhaps Pastor Dermars delivered the biggest shock. Always one who stressed the joys awaiting the deceased, of how the angels sounded trumpets to herald the arrival of a new soul into a heavenly realm, seemed to sense the mockery of his longstanding belief.

"Forgive my lack of faith, Bryony," he said to her in the food line, the first time he ever addressed her as one human being to the next. In fact, he no longer looked like Prince Charming. He looked like a tired old man. "But I can't envision a parade of joy when we are so disconsolate. What loving God would take satisfaction in our misery? This calamity is sorely testing me."

Before Bryony could piece together a response, her father's voice did it for her.

"'For in the hand of the Lord there is a cup,'" Reverend quoted coming up behind them, "and the wine is red; it is full of mixture; and he poureth out of the same: but the dregs thereof, all the wicked of the earth shall wring them out, and drink them.' Algernon, meet my God."

A sob broke out from Pastor Demars. He set down his plate and bit his knuckle until the weakness abated. Then he ladled up the beans.  

CHAPTER 15: DOWN THE STEEP STAIRCASE OF DESPAIR

In despair Susan came into the world, in despair she lived in it, and in despair she left, leaving behind a little life who needed its mother and wound up with Mrs. Bass.

CHAPTER 16: ENCHANTED TWILIGHT

Bryga set down the brush and whispered into Bryony's ear, "Have you ever wondered why we have our own quarters, separate from the other servants? Have you ever looked into Anna's eyes and seen your husband look back?"

CHAPTER 17: BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD

If John spoke of the orchards or the flower beds, Bryony deftly turned the subject. She could not speak of gardens without thinking of Henry, and she must not think of Henry again.

CHAPTER 18: SHACKLED

Perhaps John simply disliked she'd dreamed of Henry. After all, she had only gasped out his name, and that, perhaps, only in her mind. But even if she had gasped it aloud, a gasping of a name could mean many things, with adultery nowhere near the top of the list.

CHAPTER 19: DR. GOTHART LEADS THE WAY OUT

Her stomach dropped and so did her mouth. His words deflated her lingering hope like a lance to a rubber balloon. Slowly she sank to the floor. Every dream she ever dreamed began to ebb. She could only gape and watch them go.

CHAPTER 20: BLOOD BATH

Searing pain, respite, searing pain, until even the respite faded, and Bryony screamed like a siren and thrashed against the pain.



Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Sue's Diner: Best Rice Griddle Cakes

This week's recipe is for Best Griddle Cakes, which is adapted from Miss Beecher’s domestic receiptbook: designed as a supplement to her Treatise on domestic economy.

 The recipe also appears in the BryonySeries cookbook Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles from "Bryony."

The cookbook is available on the BryonySeries book store and on Amazon and is a permanent fundraiser for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties.

This recipe is also referenced in the Bryony, the first book in the young adult "drop of blood" vampire trilogy. 

Here's what the cookbook said:

As much as Melissa enjoyed playing Bryony, she found some of Munsonville’s Victorian foods difficult to stomach, especially when they appeared on her breakfast tray. Here are the recipes for Melissa’s initial breakfasts at Simons Mansion.

Try this recipe on the Sue's Diner page on the BryonySeries website. 

But try the recipe this week. It will be gone some time next week. A new recipe will take it's place. 


By the way, Sue's Diner is only real in the BryonySeries world. But didn't Timothy do a great job making the page look like a real menu at a vintage diner?

Here is the full diner page: bryonyseries.com/sue-s-diner. You can't really order, of course (wouldn't it be great if you could?).

For more BryonySeries recipes, check out our three cookbooks at our BryonySeries bryonyseries.com/general-store.

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Werewolves and Bergamot

I received this "werewolf" candle for Christmas from writing comrade and original WriteOn Joliet member Duanne Walton.

I love its scent and, so, I burn it sparingly. Because, you know, when it's gone, it's gone.

What makes this candle especially fun, and what Duanne could not have possible known when he bought it, is the subtle Lycanthropic Summer connection it has.

Yes, I'm sure Duanne knew I wrote a werewolf novel.

But one of this candle's scents is bergamot.

And would you believe that scent is featured in that werewolf novel?

Aconite is understandable.

But - bergamot?

Nice coincidence, huh?







Monday, August 22, 2022

Bertrand On The Move

It occured to me the other day that I've been relying too much on Uncle Barty to mentor the newly rejuvenated Bertrand, who, at nearly a year old now, is really not newly rejuvenated anymore.

Before original Bertrand, who eventually went to the place all toys must eventually go (even though I wasn't ready for his departure), was my constant companion; he accompanied me everywhere I went.

He was so adventurous that the friends of my children took him places, too, when he was raring to go, and I had to work.

So although Uncle Barty and Bertrand naturally spend lots of time together, I'll be gradually giving Uncle Barty a much deserved rest and letting Bertrand discover the world by tagging along with just the humans.

Because, really, the last thing I want/need is a co-dependent crocheted mouse.

Here are eight photos that show the original Bertrand on some of his pre-COVID adventures.

However, you'll have to look hard to find him in the eighth photo.

And then follow his Instagram page.

Happy Monday!












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Friday, August 19, 2022

Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, Aug 13 to Aug. 19

Good morning!

I have twelve features and news stories to share with you today - and more not yet posted. But I'm working through the weekend, so do check back on The Herald-News site: shawlocal.com/the-herald-news

This past spring, I also wrote an additional nineteen stories for a special "Thank You, Teachers," edition that will ran in print and online on May 5. You can check out all those stories at this link: https://www.shawlocal.com/the-herald-news/thank-you/teachers/

I also wrote a three-part series on the impact of COVID on kids, which you will at the bottom of this blog.

On the fiction side of things, we recently released Cornell Dyer and the "Mistical" Being. It's not available in the BryonySeries bookstore yet, or on Kindle yet,  but it is available on Amazon.

We also released Cornell Dyer and the Calcium Deficient Bones. It, too, is not available in the BryonySeries bookstore yet, or on Kindle yet,  but it is available on Amazon.

And we also  released Call of the Siren (the second book in the BryonySeries Limbo trilogy, with gorgeous cover art by Nancy Calkins). It, too, is not available in the BryonySeries bookstore yet, or on Kindle yet,  but it is available on Amazon.

I'm currently outlining the final book in the BryonySeries Limbo trilogy: House on Top of the Hill

And I'm also working on a guide book to the series called: Welcome to Munsonville: the People, Places, and Things of the BryonySeries.

Next up in the series: a Sherlock Holmes parody (the main character is Sherman Homes), which has a solid outline. Sue Midlock is already working on the cover and the interior art: Sherman Homes and the Howls of Basketville.

Jennifer Wainright (frontispiece artist for Lycanthropic Summer) has completed two portraits for  "Girls of the BryonySeries" series for tween girls and is currently working on a third. The portraits are beautiful and it shows that artist Jennifer Wainright can draw anything from werewolves to portraits! 

Rebekah has completed cover art for two of "Girls of the BryonySeries" books. They, too, are beautiful! One book in this series of eight books is completely written, a second is nearly written, and the rest are outlined. 

Rebekah is also working on updating the BryonySeries YouTube and Pinterest accounts, so watch for those.

Now back to the stories. Simply click on the link of the story that looks interesting to you. Happy scrolling!

But before the stories, I have a list of additional resources and information. Please check them out, too -

Finally, if you'd like to find more kindness in your life, consider this book.

And have a great Friday!

RECIPE OF THE WEEK

Sue's Diner is a fictional restaurant in the fictional Munsonville that only exists in the BryonySeries.

Each Sunday, we post a new recipe. The recipe is either featured in one of our cookbooks or will be featured in an upcoming cookbook.

Check out the recipe here.

WRITERS

If you're a writer anywhere in the world, you're welcome to join WriteOn Joliet's Facebook pageWe're based in Joliet, Illinois, but we love to meet and interact with writers outside our area, too.

If you'd like to officially join WriteOn Joliet, we have two tiers of dues. We also have a marketing arm that's getting longer every year, well, except this year. Check us out at writeonjoliet.com.

I also suggest this book: Little Book of Revision: A Checklist for Fiction Writers. It's exactly as it says. Each page some with one suggestion for revision. The rest of the page is blank, so you can add your own notes. All proceeds benefit WriteOn Joliet.

If you need support in your writing, I highly recommend this Twitter group: #5amwritersclub. I  joined it last year. Writers support each other on Twitter and meet every three weeks at 5 a.m. (4 a.m. CST - needless to say, I am often late!) on Zoom.

If you need editing or help with self-publishing, check out dmbaranunland.com.

ARTISTS

If you need an artist for a project, I offer these recommendations.

NEWSLETTERS

Sign up for The Munsonville Times by emailing us at bryonyseries@gmail.com. The newsletter still isn't official yet, so we don't have an actual link on the website - but we are working on it! 

SOCIAL MEDIA

Daily updates: I do post the briefs on Twitter during the week, so you're welcome to follow me at @Denise_Unland61.

BryonySeries stuff: I post curated content relating to the BryonySeries on Twitter at @BryonySeries and assorted related content at facebook.com/BryonySeries, youtube.com/user/BryonySeries, and themes of each book in the BryonySeries at pinterest.com/bryonyseries.

And of course, please follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

BRYONYSERIES BOOKS

For books and more information about the series, visit bryonyseries.com.

BRYONYSERIES EVENTS

A full month of virtual events can be found at bryonyseries.com/calendar-of-events.

QUESTIONS

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Thank you for reading The Herald-News. And for reading this blog. And if you've read (or plan to read) any of my books. Your support is greatly appreciated.

FEATURES

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Longtime Joliet photographer has exhibit at St. Joe’s in Joliet: Bob Campbell: ‘Anytime you can contribute to a good cause — that’s a good thing’

Pets of the Week: Aug. 15, 2022: Will County Rescues have dogs and cats for adoption.

Scrambling to find teachers, bus drivers in Will County: School starts this week for most districts and most districts are still hiring.

Back-to-school in Will County is looking a lot like 2019: The pandemic hasn’t gone away. But many mitigations are eased.

School administrators discuss school shortages in WillCounty: Shawn Walsh: ‘We need to get more people enthused about joining the educational field’

Romeoville cancer care center provides ‘one-stop’ oncology care: The facility is also an extension of the Ascension Illinois — Cancer Care Joliet

Kim Gordon knows #Joliet schools from both sides of the desk: Gordon: ‘I think it’s important that we retain qualified, passionate teachers who are passionate about this community’

St. Joe’s hospital in Joliet celebrates 140 years of holistic care: The Joliet hospital was rebranded as Ascension Saint Joseph – Joliet earlier this year.

Joliet third grader arrived at his 1st day of school in a fire truck: William Zaffino even got to pull the horn twice.

Plainfield man arrested for Shorewood bank robbery: The Will County State’s Attorney’s Office filed felony charges for robbery and robbery of a financial institution.

Kids and COVID

COVID-19 didn’t leave kids unscathed: Aschinberg: ‘Like any negative social event, kids who are most at risk bear most of the brunt’

The pandemic was a lonely time for kids: Loss of in-school experiences, sports affected many youth on some level.

Facing the post-pandemic: ‘We know when something is off with our children’: Showing kids how to talk about feelings is a good first step toward protecting their mental health. 



Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage"




Thursday, August 18, 2022

Sue's Diner: Cucumbers and Tomatoes

This week's recipe is for a cucumber and tomatoe pasta salad, which Justine Evirs submitted for the BryonySeries cookbook Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles from "Bryony."

The cookbook is available on the BryonySeries book store and on Amazon and is a permanent fundraiser for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties.

This recipe is also referenced in the Bryony, the first book in the young adult "drop of blood" vampire trilogy. 

Here's what the cookbook said:

Melissa is thrilled when John finally invites her to a picnic away from the mansion, just the two of them. Of course, John feels Bryga packed enough food to feed them for a week, but even that careless remark couldn’t completely dampen Melissa’s excitement of being alone with John.

Try this recipe on the Sue's Diner page on the BryonySeries website. 

But try the recipe this week. It will be gone some time next week. A new recipe will take it's place. 


By the way, Sue's Diner is only real in the BryonySeries world. But didn't Timothy do a great job making the page look like a real menu at a vintage diner?

Here is the full diner page: bryonyseries.com/sue-s-diner. You can't really order, of course (wouldn't it be great if you could?).

For more BryonySeries recipes, check out our three cookbooks at our BryonySeries bryonyseries.com/general-store.

Monday, August 15, 2022

Framed Original Artwork from Riley and Jessica

A few months ago, my son Joshua told me he was attending an art show at his kids' school.

The show featured framed artwork by the students. And the artwork was for sale.

I was super disappointed that I could not go. He mentioned the show at the last minute, and I was busy at work.

Well - guesss what I received for my birthday?

Yes, framed original artwork from two of my granddaughters: Jessica and Riley.

Scroll down to the second photo so you can see the second piece of art.

Nothing makes a home more special than great art - especially when the homeowner knows the artist.

A special gift indeed!





Sunday, August 14, 2022

A Quick Stop to Willow Fest to See Ed and Nancy Calkins

Since we didn't go to North Carolina, Timothy and I drove to Willow Fest after I had my ears finally flushed.

Ed and Nancy Calkins were surprised to see us, of course, considering they thought I'd gone to North Carolina to see family.

If you missed them yesterday, they will be back today from noon to 7 p.m. They are super friendly - do stop out to see them.

Besides seeing Ed and Nancy, trip held three other nice surprises for us.


One, a bike shop allowed us to park in front of its building, even though the strip mall had signs clearly posted, "No event parking."

We didn't stay long. And Timothy went inside afterwards to buy a bike lock. The store was sold out due to back-to-school, but should have some in next week. Timothy drives past it all the time for work, so he was happy about that.

Timothy also bought two pieces from All American Floral Design

He bought a wreath for his front door...


...and a sign for mine.


Have a beautiful day!



Saturday, August 13, 2022

Going to Willow Fest? Stop out at Ed and Nancy Calkins' Table

Yesterday morning Timothy and I were supposed to fly out to North Carolina to see family.

My father, whom I haven't seen since 2019 (and was still working) was diagnosed with Alzheimer's during COVID and went into a nursing home in December 2021. He is eighty-seven. And he may not remember me.

I also haven't seen mother since 2019, and she will be eighty-seven in a couple of weeks.

We have tried since COVID restrictions lifted to go out there, really. But one issue after another derails our plans. And 2022 has been one slew of emergenies after another for us all year.

This latest was a retina "thing" for me last week, followed by a postponement of my ear flushing (they are impacted) so I can fly without rupturing my eardrums, followed by the approval, then an appointment for flushing finally scheduled (hurray!) and then having to cancel that appointment to euthanize Frances who took a bad turn followed by the cancellation of the euthanization in favor of a care plan this weekend and a wait and see.

If you can follow that (and we can barely), nearly every day of this past year has looked like that - except on steroids.

And yet, all of this confusion has silver and gold linings for this weekend.

Yesterday I napped, read, and walked a little. Today is more of the same (after the ear flushing).

But I'm also hoping to stop out at Willow Fest, which I didn't want to miss and now (hopefully) I won't.

Ed and Nancy Calkins will have a table or two at the event from noon to 7 p.m. Saturday and Sunday at One Village Circle in Willow Springs, the corner of Archer Avenue and Willow Springs Road. This is a first for them, and they are very excited 

The Steward of Tara and his "angel" wife are selling Nancy's original artwork and BryonySeries books.

So if you're in the area, or can make plans to be in the area, stop out if you can.

Even if you're not in the market for a painting or a book, they are two of the friendliest, nicest people you will ever meet - and your day will be richer for passing their way.