Showing posts with label Bertrand the Mouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bertrand the Mouse. Show all posts

Monday, July 13, 2026

A Constant Pivot

By nature, I'm a planner.

And I know life doesn't always go according to plan.

But the sheer frequency with which my family and I pivot to meet the circumstances is dizzying.

Frankly, I'm astounded we accomplish anything of real significance at all...ever.

Seriously.

My to-do lists resemble a shell game with the amount of moving, manipulating, and reassigning of items I do.

Yet - we get stuff done.

Most (if not all) of it, eventually.

I'll bet you do, too.

So take heart when today doesn't go as hoped.

It will work out.

It always does.

Somehow.




Thursday, July 9, 2026

Bertrand Goes to Japan, Part 1

Yes, you read that correctly.

Bertrand the Mouse left for Japan earlier this week.

Now he didn't go by himself...


...Bertrand went with a supervised group of young people who were happy Bertrand could join them.



Bertrand didn't fly straight into Japan. He and the group flew into an airport in Canada first.



So while they waited for the next flight, Bertrand did some exploring.



Luckily, one of the young adults picked him off the floor, so Bertrand wouldn't catch any germs.



After that, Bertrand stayed off the floor while he explored.



Eventually, all that flying and exploring and waiting tired him out. So Bertrand chilled on a backpack.



I know Bertrand has arrived in Japan based on social media posts from the group. Once someone sends photos, I can post "Bertrand Goes to Japan, Part 2."

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

BryonySeries at Bicentennial Park's Independence Celebration on July 3, 2026

Come celebrate Independence Day with us!

BryonySeries powered by B.L.O.C.K.S. returns to the Billie Limacher Bicentennial Park Theatre on July 3 as part of the park's celebration.

Joliet Eve of Independence: America 250 Fireworks and Celebration will take place from 6 to 10 p.m. July 3 at 201 W. Jefferson St. in Joliet.

Here are TEN ways you can have fun at our tent.





1. Spin for a free BryonySeries children's book (while supplies last).



2. Play five other carnival-style games with free prizes (while prizes last).



3. Take home a free hand-dyed and stenciled BryonySeries shirt (must be present to find out how) OR buy one.


4. Take home a free BryonySeries baseball cap (must be present to find out how) OR buy one.



5. Take home a free BryonySeries beverage container (must be present to find out how) OR buy one.



6. Teens and adults: Take this book home for free! (one book per family) while supplies last!



7. Teens and adults: Take this book home for free! (one book per family) while supplies last! 


8. Adopt a patriotic Bertrand the Mouse friend (while friends last).



9. Get your photo taken with Bertrand the Mouse.


10. Wind down with our coloring and sticker station.


The Bicentennial Park's Independence Celebration will also include live entertainment, food trucks, and fireworks over the water.

For more information, visit bryonyseries.com, writeonjoliet.com, and joliet.gov.



Monday, June 22, 2026

Happy Father's Day (and a day)

It's been a challenging three weeks at our house, starting with a car accident (not our fault, we were in a parking lot, not moving), severe thunderstorms and tornados that left us without power for a spell, and another bout of diverticulities for me (still in its throes).

So Bertrand the Mouse and his Uncle Barty (Bertrand's father figure) spent a very quiet Father's Day, mostly reading books, which is what they love best.

In fact, Bertrand's entire missing is to bring the joy of reading to children of all ages.

But Bertrand learned his mission (and love for reading) from an older, wiser mouse who made sure Bertrand understood both, even when Bertrand strayed.

For those without fathers and father figures currently in their lives (like nearly everyone in our immediate family and circle), Timothy shared the following reflection with me on Saturday night.

The interesting thing is that my early father figures are gone but Christ was clear, "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

A Father that transcends time, space, and is forever.

Amen?



Tuesday, June 2, 2026

B.L.O.C.K.S. Kids Games at Food Truck Fridays in June

Join members of the B.L.O.C.K.S. team every Friday in June at the Carter Realty Group's Food Truck Fridays, where we were asked to provide children's games for two hours of the four-hour event.

Food Truck Fridays will take place from 4 to 8 p.m. June 5, June 12, June 19, and June 26 in the Carter Realty Group parking lot, located at 1214 Essington Road in Joliet.

We work until 5 p.m. so we will set up games sometime between 5:30 and 6 p.m. and stay until close.

The only exception is June 12, where we will set up closer to 4 p.m. and then leave 6-ish since I have a previous "Grandma" committment for that night.

We will engage kids with good old-fashioned backyard games, a coloring station for winding down, and maybe a few surprises we haven't devised yet.

Kids can also get their picture taken on their parents' or guardians' cell phones with Bertrand the Mouse (who will not be hanging around any food, despite the photo below).

We will also be selling all titles of the BryonySeries that night, either for people to take home and read or for B.L.O.C.K.S.' two large events this year: hosting children's games at the July 3 Independence Day celebration at Bicentennial Park in Joliet or the WriteOn Joliet tent in downtown Joliet for Kidz Fest on Aug. 1.

Food Truck Fridays will also feature a food trucks, music, and other local venders.

If you're hungry, like music and shopping, and/or have kids who need some entertaining, stop out.



Thursday, October 30, 2025

Four Witches

 Last weekend was a busy weekend, since we participated in "Spirits with the Spirits" on Friday night and hosted a pre-Halloween party on Saturday afternoon at The Book Market in Crest Hill.

But Saturday also was the perfect time to capture a nice photo of the four witches who greeted patrons into the bookstore.

Only see three witches? Scroll down for a closeup of the fourth!


Stella is a black kitten that Cindy found a month ago, literally in a gutter, abandoned and emaciated, while Cindy was out walking.

Under Cindy's care, Stella is filling out, looking healthy, and happy to be a tiny witch cat for our events last weekend. 

Isn't she sweet?


Bertrand likes her, too.

Happy Thursday!



Tuesday, October 14, 2025

One Photo Tells So Much

I recently stumbled across this photo and thought to myself, "What a terrible photo!" Why did a take a picture of this???

Upon closer inspection, I realized this photo told so much about me, kind of like those hidden picture puzzles that amused some of us as children.

I swear what's coming next isn't social media clickbait. You know, the posts that say things like, "let's see how many people will like and share," etc.

This is really a little more fun. And maybe a bit of a cautionary tale about the things we don't mean to share when we post random photos.

Here's the ask: How many things does this photo tell you about me?

Game ends Monday, October 20.

Winner receives a BryonySeries book of choice.

IF THE WINNER SO DESIRES, I'll post the list of "items" and a photo of the winner with the book.

Otherwise, the winner just wins.

And who know? Maybe I'll learn a few more things about myself.

Happy Tuesday!




Thursday, September 18, 2025

Ever Decorate a Crocheted Pumpkin?

Seriously: HAVE you ever decorated a crocheted pumpkin?

Well, here's your chance!

BryonySeries is hosting a lowkey "Jump Into Fall" Book Party from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., Saturday, September 27, at The Book Market in Crest Hill.

BUT - in the days leading up to the event, we are hosting a pumpkin decorating contest.

EXCEPT - those pumpkins are crocheted (in honor of Bertrand the Mouse) by Cindy as part of her Ribbit-Ribbits line.

We will offer these FREE crocheted pumpkins and decorating supplies for you to accessorie and personalize your pumpkin in the store on a first-come, first serve, basis (while pumpkins are available; supply will be limited).

Our soft little "pumpkin patch" should be ready to go this weekend.

HOWEVER - you must leave your decorated pumpkin on display at The Book Market until after the Sept. 27 party.

During the week, patrons may vote for their favorite pumpkins.

The person with the pumpkin with the most votes (as counted by us during the party) will receive a BryonySeries prize.

Afterwards, all decorators may take their pumpkins home to enjoy during the autumn season.

Keep scrolling for the rest of the details.


Patrons may also pull a BryonySeries "leaf deal" from our leaf pile all next week and during the event.

We will have autumn crocheted mice for purchase.

During the party, we will also have free chef-created werewolf bark (while supplies last) and "turn the leaves" author readings.

We hope this helps you line up your cooler weather reads!



Monday, September 8, 2025

RECAP: Bertrand's Back-To-School Birthday Bash 2025

Ever since Bertrand the Mouse leaped out of the BryonySeries young adult vampire novel "Staked!" and into his own books in 2013, we wanted to host a "Bertrand's Back-To-School Birthday Bash" to help get people (children especially, even if through adults) excited about reading.

At first, I thought a Facebook party might be fun (remember those)?

But for one reason after another, we delayed the party's execution year after year. 

Finally we held our birthday party for Bertrand in 2023 (in person, complete with Santa and ice cream) which I missed because I was in the ER.

I made the 2024 birthday party for Bertrand, which was quiet, lowkey, and very nice.

But this year on August 30 at The Book Market in Crest Hill was the best (so far) - and not just because I wore normal clothes for the first time since surgery.

And that's really funny, too (not the clothes), because we experienced so many behind-the-schenes glitches.


First, Bertrand thought he packed his birthday hat - but it was his frog hat. 


Then, we had a mixup with the submarine sandwiches, so Timothy and Daniel ran out for snacks.

We couldn't find Bertrand's birthday games-to-go, so we had to print more...around the time we needed to leave the house to set up.


But Cindy made pencil Ribbit-Ribbits, and gave a discount to a repeat customer, whom we met at last's year's birthday bash.

He came out this year on purpose - and bought a copy of "Bertrand Spends the Night."


We gave away most of Bertrand's chef-made birthday kibbles, which are featured in the BryonySeries "Squeak" cookbook.


An author putting her book on consigment at The Book Market bought a copy of the "Grrr" cookbook.

A couple from out of town brought their fourteen-year-old grandson to The Book Market in honor of the grandson's birthday, also on that day. We let the grandson pick out any book he liked. He chose "Lycanthropic Summer."

Grandpa kept wanting to buy Bertrand.

We also shared information about B.L.O.C.K.S.


 And after the event, we sold one copy each of "Bertrand's First Book of Adventures" and "Bertrand's Second Book of Adventures."

Is it wonderful to know that good things can still happen, even if we make mistakes?

Happy Monday! 



Monday, August 25, 2025

Bertrand's Back-To-School Birthday Bash is Saturday

Ever sing Happy Birthday to a crocheted mouse? Here's your chance!

Bertrand the Mouse's Back-To-School Birthday Bash will be from 11a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 30 at The Book Market in Crest Hill.

We will have refreshments, party hats, BryonySeries books for sale, birthday games-to-go, and crocheted mice for adoption (while supplies last) with the purchase of any Bertrand the Mouse book.

We will also have complimentary BryonySeries tumblers with the purchase of any BryonySeries book, perfect for fun, back-to-school reading on the go.

And Timothy and Daniel will also be there, chatting to guests about B.L.O.C.K.S.

Now, here's what Bertrand wants for his birthday.

For those who don't know Bertrand (yet), Bertrand's always on the go and happy to lend a helping…paw…to bring the joys of reading to children.

All Bertrand wants is for people of all ages to experience the joys of reading. 

So the best birthday present you can give Bertrand is to bring home a book (or two) to read and enjoy.

Even better - buy a book (or two or more) and leave them with us. We will slip them into a Little Free Library in a low-income neighborhood.

So he's inviting YOU and all your friends and family to his Back-To-School Birthday Bash.

Hoping this post makes you smile on this first day of the new week.

Happy Monday!




Tuesday, June 10, 2025

BryonySeries: Bertrand the Mouse

Have you met Bertrand the Mouse? He’s always on the go and happy to lend a helping…paw…to bring the joys of reading to children.

But how did Bertrand come to be?

Here is our initial "Meet Bertrand" post from 2013, which gives a brief introduction to Bertrand. A more comprehensive post will follow at a later date.

Bertrand first appeared in the BryonySeries in "Staked!" as part mouse (a real mouse, not a crocheted mouse) and part red herring. 

His entire mission is to make books approachable and fun for children (and the young at heart).

In 2021, Bertrand was joined by his Uncle Barty when Bertrand went missing.

Kids naturally love Bertrand, at least from my experience at events, and love to get their photo taken holding him (Bertrand loves that, too).

You can also follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

Bertrand's books will be among the other books by WriteOn Joliet authors that we will be giving away from the WriteOn Joliet booth at Kidz Fest this year. 

I am purchasing most of the books we will be distributing into the community. If you'd like to help, please read, "Help Us Promote Reading in Will County this Summer."

Here is a list of our Bertrand the Mouse books (so far). 

Bertrand and the Lucky Clover

Bertrand is tired of fighting for his share of cheese. But when Frances, a very wise cat, offers a solution, Bertrand's luck begins to change.

Bertrand's First Book of Numbers

In this first book of counting and addition, Bertrand shows the joy of playing with numbers. And when he runs out of items to count, he turns to the reader for help.

Bertrand Gives Back

Bertrand puts the "fun" in fundraising by showing young readers the different roles they can play in working for a good cause.

Bertrand's Silly ABC Book

Learn the ABCs with Bertrand the Mouse. Bertrand poses with examples of each letter in this rhyming alphabet story.

Bertrand Spends the Night 

Some children enjoy spending the night at a friend's house. Some are still uncertain about leaving home. Either way, they can experience the joys of a sleepover when they "stay overnight" with Bertrand and his best friend.

Bertrand's First Book of Adventures 1


What do adventures look like for a crocheted mouse? Take a pictorial journey with Bertrand in his first compilation of experiences and see.


Bertrand's Second Book of Adventures 2

What do adventures look like for a crocheted mouse? Take a pictorial journey with Bertrand in his second compilation of experiences and see.

Bertrand's Day at the Lake


Bertrand can't wait to spend a day at the lake. He learns that safety comes first and that water fun has hidden treasures.

Bertrand Faces His Fear


Bertrand was enjoying fall until he saw a scary Halloween decoration. But with Uncle Barty’s help, Bertrand confronted his fear and found the fun in the holiday.


Bertrand and the Christmas Surprise 


It's Bertrand's first Christmas, and he can't wait to meet Santa. But instead of the man in the red suit, Bertrand comes face to face with a bit of Christmas magic.

Bertrand and the Hunt for the Great Golden Egg of Cheese 

One night, Bertrand dreamed the Easter rabbit left a golden egg in the grass, just for Bertrand. He woke up that morning wondering if it were true. So he decided to find out for himself.

Bertrand's Shakespeare ABCs 

Learn the ABCs of Shakespeare with Bertrand the Mouse. Bertrand sets the stage to understanding Shakespeare by posing in scenes that correlates with alphabetically arranged elements of the works of William Shakespeare.

Squeak: Twelve mouse-themed recipes


By Rebekah Baran


Wash your hands, put on your apron, and join Bertrand the Mouse in preparing twelve recipes that will delight humans and crocheted mice alike. Recipes either feature cheese or mouse shapes. Cooking safety tips are included.


For more information about other books in the BryonySeries, visit Books of the BryonySeries: A Quick Overview.





Thursday, May 29, 2025

Free Photos With Sir Bertrand (and more gifts)

Stop at the BryonySeries booth during the 2025 Ye Olde May Fest this weekend and get a free photo with Sir Bertrand in his Renaissance Faire costume!


Ye Old May Fest will fun from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. May 31 and 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. June 1 at the Billie Limacher Bicentennial Park Theatre, located at 201 W. Jefferson St. in Joliet.

We will also have information for a free quest you can take during the event. When completed, return to the BryonySeries booth for a free gift.

 In addition, the first twenty-five attendees on each day to this family-friendly event will receive a FREE copy of "Bertrand's Shakespeare ABCs."

We will also have a limited amount of copies for sale at the BryonySeries booth during May Fest and at The Book Market in Crest Hill.

And of course, you can always purchase "Bertrand's Shakespeare ABCs" on Amazon and other online retailers.

For more Shakespeare fun, attendees may also enjoy FREE Shakespeare performances, starting Friday night and ending Sunday afternoon.

Need more information? Visit bicentennialpark.org.

 


Thursday, May 22, 2025

Bertrand's Shakespeare ABCs

On March 31, I shared some details on Bertrand the Mouse's photo shoot for a new book.

Well, not only is the book available, we will be giving away fifty copies of "Bertrand's Shakespeare ABCs" at the 2025 Ye Olde May Fest event at the Billie Limacher Bicentennial Park Theatre in Joliet.

But wait! There's more! (keep scrolling).


Here is the book's synopsis:

Learn the ABCs of Shakespeare with Bertrand the Mouse. Bertrand sets the stage to understanding
Shakespeare by posing in scenes that correlates with alphabetically arranged elements of the works of
William Shakespeare.

The 2025 Ye Olde May Fest event will run 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. May 31 and 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. June 1 at 201 W. Jefferson St. in Joliet.

The first twenty-five attendees on each day to this family-friendly event will receive a FREE copy of "Bertrand's Shakespeare ABCs."

We will also have a limited amount of copies for sale at the BryonySeries booth during May Fest and at The Book Market in Crest Hill.

And of course, you can always purchase "Bertrand's Shakespeare ABCs" on Amazon and other online retailers.

Now please enjoy a brief sample: the letters "s" and "j"."


S is for SWORDFIGHT.

Shakespeare’s plays have many swordfights.



J is for JEWELS.

Shakespeare uses jewels in his plays to describe beauty, value, and character.



See you at Ye Olde May Fest!

(Bertrand the Mouse poses with Cindy at the 2024 Ye Olde May Fest wearing his crocheted medieval costume and sword she made just for him).



Thursday, May 8, 2025

Books of the BryonySeries: A Quick Overview

In January of 1985, I had an idea for a young adult vampire story featuring a 1970s teen who falls in love with a Victorian vampire for a trip back into time as his wife.

I never started playing with the story in earnest (although I did plenty of mental writing through the years), and I never imagined one idea would spawn dozens of books, a second writer for the series, two others working on collaboration, and many lovely creative types lending their talents to the entire experience.

But although the books overtook that one idea like the specially bred bryony vines overgrowing the old Simons Estate in the fictional Munsonville, Michigan, the series is actually quite organized and each  subseries has its own theme.

Here's a quick look. Each title is hyperlinked to Amazon since the BryonySeries book store is currently down.


The original BryonySeries "drop of blood trilogy

These books for young adults and older below originate from the expansion of the initial idea and revolve around the idea of "a drop of blood, a deceptive fantasy.

In addition to the trilogy, this initial subseries has a bonus short story and companion cookbook featuring recipes for all the food references in "Bryony," which is a permanent fundraiser for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties.

Bryony

After her father’s sudden death, seventeen-year-old Melissa Marchellis moves onto the former estate of nineteenth century composer and pianist John Simons, where a mysterious mist stalks her, ghostly piano music plays in her bedroom, and visions of John Simons’ young wife Bryony, who died in childbirth, invade her dreams. Those dreams, Melissa discovers, are simply a distraction for the midnight feedings of John Simons, now a vampire. 

So, John proposes a trade: Melissa may visit the past as Bryony in exchange for minute samples of her blood to neutralize his vampire state. For a time, Melissa happily seesaws between her adolescent routine of school, slumber parties, and cute boys to dancing at balls, attending formal dinner parties, and hosting garden fetes. 

But fantasy and reality blur when her eccentric, middle-aged English teacher penetrates her dreams as Melissa’s dashing, young vampire chaperone; her brother Brian adopts a peculiar stray cat after a friend disappears in a midnight exploration of the dilapidated mansion; and another girl with a similar vampire pact is gruesomely murdered. 

Caught between the danger of her agreement and her escalating infatuation with John Simons, Melissa contends with other vampires and their agendas, while struggling with her feelings for an undead musician.

Visage

While grieving the abrupt end of her blood bargain with nineteenth century pianist John Simons, eighteen-year-old Melissa Marchellis packs sensible goals for her life and marches off to college, where her obsession flings her into a relationship with a music professor, a man with a shady reputation and an uncanny resemblance to John.

Meanwhile, Melissa’s peer support crumbles, as her friends make other choices for their lives. Shelly and Laura attend out of town schools. Ann forsakes her wealthy ambitions for a Munsonville boy. Julie is preoccupied with studying and dating a nice, but dull, psychology major. Katie runs away with an aging medicine man.

Melissa quickly cycles from pursuer to victim when the professor develops a mysterious illness requiring unusual treatments; neighborhood pets disappear at alarming rates; and she begins caring for a child with a number of disturbing qualities: a voracious appetite, abhorrence for meat, luxurious red hair that defies trimming, extreme intelligence, and musical abilities beyond its tender years.

As her world unravels, Melissa glimpses the horrifying truth beneath her choices. Will Melissa use that knowledge to finally break free from Bryony’s past?

Staked!

For seventeen-year-old John-Peter Simotes, prodigy of a college music professor that died from a mysterious illness and was staked by his best friend’s vampire-slayer father, growing up in a remote fishing village means tolerating an English teacher mother, enduring a Bible-thumping grandfather, working for a newspaper delivery uncle and a funeral director stepfather, playing with astral projection, and waiting for the right opportunity to rescue the princess trapped in a bedroom mirror.

So when John-Peter accidentally discovers a diary written by his deceased great-grandmother, revealing her claims that a famous nineteenth century pianist and composer with a connection to the village and a resemblance to the music professor was actually a vampire, he and his best friend, Karla Dyer, decide to resurrect the vampire to prove her theory.

But experiments with magic and immortality do more than test the information set forth by a mentally unstable woman. They unlock the truth about John-Peter’s real identity, the evil motives of people he trusts, and the mission upon which he must embark to save them all.

Snowbell

While visiting an out of state friend, a snobbish teen decides to show up the locals by disproving their cherished ghost stories. However, her calculated prank becomes a terrifying night in a dilapidated mansion and a desperate wish that the legends were true.

Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles from "Bryony"

In Denise M. Baran-Unland's young adult vampire novel, Bryony, seventeen-year-old Melissa Marchellis trades her blood with a Victorian vampire for a trip back into time as his wife, Bryony. 

Yet, as Melissa zig-zags between 1975 and the late 1890's, she encounters plenty of food. These range from the familiar dishes that grace her family's dinner and holiday tables to unfamiliar Victorian fare: beef tongue, stuffed pigeons, and boiled calves head. 

The recipes included in this collection reflect the culture of both time periods to give the reader an insight into the world of "Bryony."

Whether you read this cookbook to enhance the story's enjoyment or for menu ideas, may you thoroughly delight in each "bite and nibble."


Before The Blood

"Before The Blood" is a five installment prequel to the original "drop of blood" trilogy. It's part historical fiction, part gothic fiction, and part tragedy as it centers on four key characters and how they ruin their lives.

Its tagline reads: "Step into the past when dreams were still bright and the future was unwritten."

Before The Blood: John Simons

In Book One, read how nineteenth century pianist/composer John Simons goes from riches to rags to riches, and the price he pays along the way.

Before The Blood: Kellen Wechsler

In Book Two, read how Kellen Wechsler goes from rags to riches, and the lives he discards along the way.


In Book Three, read how little Bryony Marseilles, spoiled sheltered, and sickly, uses her introversion and imagination to make sense of her Utopia.

Before The Blood: Henry Matthews

In Book Four, read how Henry Matthews goes from rags to riches and what he sacrifices to serve the riches.

Before The Blood: Bryony Simons

In Book Five, read how Bryony Simons and those she loves destroy their dreams.

Before the Blood 

Get all five installments in one volume for a lower overall price. Just be aware the paper is white as opposed to cream and the print is very, very small.


Limbo

Its tagline reads: "What happens when time stops in a fishing village in Northern Michigan? The supernatural reigns."

This BryonySeries trilogy - in three separate and very unique novels - explore the time period of the very late nineteenth century through nineteen seventy-five, when all progress appears to stop in Munsonville, Michigan, giving the illusion that times has stopped.

The first novel spans a few short months. The second two span approximately forty years each. 

The third has an unusual structure: each chapter is (almost) a separate short story that (most of the time) moves the greater story forward. You would have to read it to know what I mean.

The Phoenix

Late 1895 in Munsonville, Michigan is all about survival and rebuilding: for the fishing village still reeling from deadly tragedies, for twelve-year-old Marie Clare who is grounded at Munsonville Inn with her dying father, and for two newly turned vampires foraging their meals from a dwindling supply of villagers. 

But to rise strong and unscathed, some will be sacrificed along the way. Who gets to live and thrive? And who decides?

Call of the Siren

Sue Bass is haunted by dreams of her father, who died in a boating accident before she was born, alluring dreams of water and song. But then a soft-spoken outside man with an inside plan comes to town, and Sue's sleepwalking fades, only to resurface with greater magnetism when he leaves. 

Two voices beckon. Which one will she heed?

House on Top of the Hill

Change comes slowly to Munsonville, and for Steve Barnes, who spends his entire life in the village, that's just fine. From boyhood to manhood, he savors the slow pace and friendly smiles, even while working by his parents' side from sunup to sundown to run the family diner.

The only blight is this fishing village's preoccupation with an empty mansion in the woods, whose tales of former glory and catastrophe fueled a rampage of ghost stories. Steve doesn't believe them, but some do – and no one can deny the power the crumbling old building holds over them.

Especially when it changes everyone, including Steve, forever.


STANDALONE NOVELETTE


This BryonySeries standalone novelette just might be the most complicated book in the series. It's written in second person and mostly in present tense.

That's because the main character is an immortal shapeshifter and is grieving the loss of her mate, who was mortal. The story is written in lyrical quality as it takes the reader through the protagonist's grief journey.

The character also appears in "Before The Blood: John Simons," "Before The Blood Bryony Simons," and is mentioned several times in "The Phoenix."

Here are the opening lines of the book:

You place the snowy candle in the center of your palm and hold it high.

You gaze across the bubbly foam over the azure lake.

And you take the first step to

Who you are

What you lost

And why all your magic can’t bring it back.


Werewolves

Lycanthropic Summer

Caryn Rochelle loves werewolf stories and promised herself she would write the world's greatest werewolf love story before her eighteenth birthday. With the date just months away, Caryn has shredded more drafts than she's kept and is feeling desperate. 

But then she learns the town's most prestigious couple has a dark secret: they're keeping a savage boy her age locked in their basement. One glimpse and Caryn's inspiration skyrockets. Caryn knows she ought to report them, but... 

Can it really hurt to wait until she finishes her story?

Note: Strong language

GRRR: Twelve pawtasic werewolf-themed recipes

By Rebekah Baran

For an especially unique collection of whimsical werewolf recipes, look no further than “GRRR.” Recipes are simple to prepare and include snacks, sandwiches and desserts. They will make hungry people howl with delight.


Ruthless

By Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara, who is a real person, an author, and an Irish vampire character in the BryonySeries.

Ruthless

Step through the mirror. Step through at your own peril. 

It was clear enough that Ed Calkins was murdered while delivering newspapers. 

Trudy, a poet, sharp-shooter, dominatrix, alcoholic, and auxiliary police officer is certain she knows who did it. She remembers pointing the pistol and pulling the trigger, but she doesn’t remember why she shot her best friend. Is something supernatural haunting Munsonville? Or had something possessed her years ago when Eddie secretly won the lottery? 

In either case, he’d become a vampire, and she must face him again in a duel four days from now. In the meantime, Ed Calkins is bleeding to death and only has seven seconds to create a son for Melissa and John with the help of two others, who both live in his imaginary version of Tara in ancient Ireland.

 He must also ruthlessly battle agendas or myth and his own unruly imagination while time traveling recklessly through distant future and past. 

So step carefully through the mirror because you’re only guaranteed to learn three things.

- Ed Calkins is ruthless,

- A pistol is no silver bullet in a limerick fight,

- And if Ed Calkins asks you to marry him, he might not ask again.

The Fifth

Vampires in Munsonville elude the control of both the living and the dead.

And five particular vampires cause most of the trouble.

John Simons is about to be staked, but he’s already a suspect in five murders.

Henry Mathews is already staked but is still writing attack pieces for the Post.

Kellen Wechsler is responsible for at least one murder. But is he the puppeteer or just the puppet? If he is a puppet, who pulls the strings?

Susan Betts is just missing. Where did she go and why is Kellen looking so hard for her?

Ed Calkins, the world’ first Irish vampire, is psychotic just enough to be dangerous. As a ruthless dictator, he'll hurt your feelings.

But as five vampires are wreaking havoc, five living beings are working to keep Beulah County safe: Sherrif Matt, who’s unlikely to win reelection; Trudy, a capable, but alcoholic deputy; Marsha, a new deputy, inexperienced with the supernatural and carrying her own baggage; Eircheard, a leprechaun, willing to help at a price; and Glorna, a wood sprite, who replaced a recently killed occultist but should be somewhere – and someone – else.

Can these five living players bring law and order to the undead world? Or will vampires consume the blood of every living creature till there are no more?

Recovering Ruthless

If you knew your future, would it help at all?

If you are a dyslexic vampire trying to recover your sanity or a hypnotized imp trying to recover humanity, then maybe not. Maybe clinging to ruthlessness is all that can be done.

Because time in Munsonville never really works the way it should.

Sheriff Matt and his deputy Marsha are reunited after more than a decade of mystical calendar misunderstanding. It will take all they have to maintain order.

What of the book on the Sheriff’ Matt’s desk? Although the novel was rewritten at some time in the future, the story will happen in the next two months.

What of the new girl – ten-year-old Beth – and her shoplifting ways?

And what will it take for an alcoholic to quit drinking, a compulsive gambler to quit betting, a vampire to quit biting, a farm to reemerge, a leprechaun to stay married, and an ancient order to reestablish?

This is the story of a ruthless recovery.

Bonus: Denise Unland's Irish Genealogy

The completely fictional Irish back story of one BryonySeries author is told in just fifty-three humorous pages.


Girls of the BryonySeries

All eight of these protagonists first appeared as teens in the BryonySeries "drop of blood" trilogy.

In this series, each girl is eleven and faced with a problem only she can solve.

Julie and the Too-Hard Homework

Eleven-year-old Julie Drake impulsively choose “psychologist” as her lifelong career after becoming fascinated with one in a thriller she wasn’t allowed to see. But despite studying hard, Julie only makes so-so grades – and college isn’t in her family’s budget. Even worse, Julie’s mother is pressuring Julie to take piano lessons, which Julie hates. 

Julie doesn’t know what to do – until she gets her first client.

Katie and the Big Fear

Eleven-year-old Katie Miller has lots of fears. She’s afraid of the dark, strange noises, strong winds, and thunderstorms. And Katie is especially afraid of the big house in the woods. The villagers say it’s full of ghosts, and the stories they tell gives Katie nightmares. 

So Katie decides to stay home, where she thinks she’s safe – until fear comes looking for her.

Summer Sisters

Eleven-year-old Bryony Marseilles and her strict father live alone in a big house. Bryony doesn’t realize she’s lonely until she spends three months with a large family of girls at their farm. For the first time, Bryony can run free and enjoy the company of her peers. She learns people and situations aren’t always what they seem – and that people, even Bryony, can change.

Karla Joins In

Eleven-year-old Karla Dyer has one goal in life: to be like everyone else. But that’s hard to do when your father was killed slaying a vampire, and your mother is making it your mission to take his place in the world. Karla and her mom live in his old motor home, which is rotting away, and Karla must study grimoires and crystal balls after a full day of school. 

Karla just wants to hang out with her friends. Is that too much to ask?

Brainy Ann (Available late 2025 or early 2026)

Eleven-year-old Ann Dalton has everything a girl could want. She is pretty and smart. She has her own room with bookshelf walls filled with her favorite books. Her parents are loving and kind; her friends are trustworthy and loyal; she’s teacher’s pet; and even her little brother isn’t bad for a brother. But her support is collapsing, and everyone says it’s Ann’s fault. 

Ann thinks they’re just jealous of her. Is she right?

A Room for Laura (draft)

Eleven-year-old Laura Jones lives in a small house with her large family. No one seems to mind, except Laura, who loves to draw and dream. Laura is frustrated with her lack of privacy and jealous of her friends who have their own bedrooms. 

But then Laura comes face-to-face with the one person in the world who can help her – and things begin to change.

Changes for Shelly (draft)

Eleven-year-old Shelley Gallagher loves both her parents equally. That’s the problem. Shelley’s parents fight a lot. They scream and throw stuff at each other, which scares Shelley and makes her cry. Even worse, they expect Shelley, an only child, to choose sides. 

One day, someone really gets hurt. Now Shelley must decide whose side she’s really on.

Melissa and the Hidden Treasure (draft)

Eleven-year-old Melissa Marchellis has a terrible life. Her little brother is too annoying. Her father is too old and too sick. Her mother is too busy working and caring for Melissa’s father to pay much attention to any of them. And way too often, Melissa can’t hang out with her friends because she must entertain her brother or sit with her father – literally sit with her father, since he hates television and conversation. 

One day, she finds a dusty old box. And life is never the same again.


The Adventures of Cornell Dyer

Join the incredible, impossible, and marvelous Cornell Dyer as he unravels mysteries, untangles myths, and decides what to have for lunch.

Supernatural Super Sleuth Professor Cornell Dyer first appeared in the BryonySeries in "Visage" as a man in his fifties in the latter part of of his sleuthing career.

These short chapter books for ages eight and up share some of Cornell's adventures as he solves one mystery at a time.

Timothy is a storytelling consultant on all the books except one ("Mistical" Being) where Rebekah stepped into that role.

Plus, many more titles are on the to-do list.

Cornell Dyer and the Missing Tombstone

A tombstone with a Viking helmet engraving vanishes. Mysterious brown-outs plague a seacoast village. Supernatural super sleuth Cornell Dyer is certain the historical society leader knows more than he is telling. 

Will Cornell learn the secrets and stop the curse?

Cornell Dyer and the Necklace of Forgetfulness

A heartbroken lover wants to forget. Supernatural super sleuth Cornell Dyer desperately tries to solve a mystery as his memory vanishes. Meanwhile, he keeps showing up at places he's certain are clues but can't recall how or why he arrived. 

In this "back to front" story, Cornell races his fading mind to save the day - but which will win?

Cornell Dyer and the Eerie Lake

A cry for help. A glowing green ball. An old tired town with a mysterious old dump. A tale of heartbreak. Before supernatural super sleuth Cornell Dyer can figure out the questions, one man disappears and another dies. 

To find the answers, Cornell must cross the lake - but all who tried never came back. Will Cornell survive and solve the mystery?

Cornell Dyer and the Never Robbers

 After a band of robbers steal the motor home of supernatural super sleuth Cornell Dyer, time becomes strange and unpredictable. Events replay themselves with variations. Watches and light sources can’t be trusted. People disappear, and a man who claims to know everything suddenly appears. 

Cornell is certain soot, a tire swing, and his first unsolved case are somehow connected. But will he solve the mystery before he fades from memory?

Cornell Dyer and the Flu

It’s Christmas Eve and a very sick Cornell Dyer is stuck in the hospital, frustrated because he can’t find the vending machine and because he’s too sick to solve his latest supernatural mystery. 

Another patient tries to help Cornell, not with food and medicine, but with a journey into realms Cornell doesn’t want to go.

Cornell Dyer and the Whispering Wardrobe

While investigating a home with mysterious whispers, supernatural super sleuth Cornell Dyer stumbles upon its source: an antique wardrobe in a room all by itself. But when Cornell steps inside, he discovers the wardrobe is more than a wardrobe and a whisper is more than a whisper. 

Even if Cornell solves the mystery, will he ever go home?

Cornell Dyer and the Old Folks Home

Cornell Dyer needs a break from solving supernatural mysteries. So he heads to Paradise Falls for a well-deserved vacation at a beach resort, where he meets another sleuth as skilled as he. But dark secrets can lurk even in a sunny paradise, secrets the tanned and energetic natives don’t want him to know. 

It takes two to solve the mystery – but will the sleuthing team live that long?

Cornell Dyer and the "Mistical" Being

When asked to banish ghosts in a backyard lake, supernatural super sleuth Cornell Dyer encounters one mystery after another: a ghostly mist with eyes, a ghost town, and a town that keeps changing its name. 

Delving into each one will change Cornell's life. Is he ready?

Cornell Dyer and the Calcium Deficient Bones

When supernatural super sleuth Cornell Dyer finds himself between sleuthing jobs, he fills the time by teaching science while the real teacher is ill. But in a school that’s supposedly getting remodeled, Cornell encounters one mystery after another: vanishing classroom skeletons, plants that come and go, and a piano for every student. 

Cornell is certain his classroom holds the answer – and that he is one of the clues.

Cornell Dyer and the Howls of Basketville

Howls. Shadows. Disappearances.

Something is roaming the run-down town of Basketville, Michigan, and Detective Sherman Homes is struggling to connect the dots. So he asks supernatural super sleuth Cornell Dyer for help - but the mystery bites back. 

Brains or beast: which will win?

Cornell Dyer and the House of Horreur (Available late 2025 or early 2026.


Bertrand the Mouse

Have you met Bertrand the Mouse? He’s always on the go and happy to lend a helping…paw…to bring the joys of reading to children.

Bertrand first appeared in the BryonySeries in "Staked!" as part mouse and part red herring. His entire mission is to make books approachable and fun for children (and the young at heart).

Bertrand and the Lucky Clover

Bertrand is tired of fighting for his share of cheese. But when Frances, a very wise cat, offers a solution, Bertrand's luck begins to change.

Bertrand's First Book of Numbers

In this first book of counting and addition, Bertrand shows the joy of playing with numbers. And when he runs out of items to count, he turns to the reader for help.

Bertrand Gives Back

Bertrand puts the "fun" in fundraising by showing young readers the different roles they can play in working for a good cause.

Bertrand's Silly ABC Book

Learn the ABCs with Bertrand the Mouse. Bertrand poses with examples of each letter in this rhyming alphabet story.

Bertrand Spends the Night 

Some children enjoy spending the night at a friend's house. Some are still uncertain about leaving home. Either way, they can experience the joys of a sleepover when they "stay overnight" with Bertrand and his best friend.

Bertrand's First Book of Adventures 1


What do adventures look like for a crocheted mouse? Take a pictorial journey with Bertrand in his first compilation of experiences and see.


Bertrand's Second Book of Adventures 2

What do adventures look like for a crocheted mouse? Take a pictorial journey with Bertrand in his second compilation of experiences and see.

Bertrand's Day at the Lake


Bertrand can't wait to spend a day at the lake. He learns that safety comes first and that water fun has hidden treasures.

Bertrand Faces His Fear


Bertrand was enjoying fall until he saw a scary Halloween decoration. But with Uncle Barty’s help, Bertrand confronted his fear and found the fun in the holiday.


Bertrand and the Christmas Surprise 


It's Bertrand's first Christmas, and he can't wait to meet Santa. But instead of the man in the red suit, Bertrand comes face to face with a bit of Christmas magic.

Bertrand and the Hunt for the Great Golden Egg of Cheese 

One night, Bertrand dreamed the Easter rabbit left a golden egg in the grass, just for Bertrand. He woke up that morning wondering if it were true. So he decided to find out for himself.

Bertrand's Shakespeare ABCs 

Learn the ABCs of Shakespeare with Bertrand the Mouse. Bertrand sets the stage to understanding Shakespeare by posing in scenes that correlates with alphabetically arranged elements of the works of William Shakespeare.

Squeak: Twelve mouse-themed recipes


By Rebekah Baran


Wash your hands, put on your apron, and join Bertrand the Mouse in preparing twelve recipes that will delight humans and crocheted mice alike. Recipes either feature cheese or mouse shapes. Cooking safety tips are included.



In conclusion, here is a reference book to the entire BryonySeries.

Welcome to Munsonville: The People, Places, and Things of the BryonySeries

Welcome to Munsonville: The People, Places, and Things of the BryonySeries is a guide to the entire series as of 2023. Its pages contain, in alphabetical order, hundreds of references for the people, places, and things that appear in the first phantasmic series of titles for all ages. 

Enjoy the journey!