Showing posts with label Cornell Dyer and the Whispering Wardrobe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cornell Dyer and the Whispering Wardrobe. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

About The BryonySeries: Turkey Delight

Timothy, who devises the story concepts for The Adventures of Cornell Dyer (a BryonySeries subseries) is a huge fan of C.S. Lewis and his Narnia series.

That's why Timothy wanted to create a fun Narnia parody for the "Cornell Dyer" series, which we did .

The book is called "Cornell Dyer and the Whispering Wardrobe" and this is the synopsis:

While investigating a home with mysterious whispers, supernatural super sleuth Cornell Dyer stumbles upon its source: an antique wardrobe in a room all by itself. But when Cornell steps inside, he discovers the wardrobe is more than a wardrobe and a whisper is more than a whisper. Even if Cornell solves the mystery, will he ever go home?

"Cornell Dyer and the Whispering Wardobe" pays all kinds of homage to the original book, including Turkish Delight, a sweet treat made with a base of sugar and starch.

One of the Narnia children loves Turkish delight, so much that he betrays his siblings for the treat.

Modern children reading the Narnia series for the first time might not be familiar with Turkish Delight or crave it the way Edmond did in the Narnia series. 

And in "Cornell Dyer and the Whispering Wardrobe," Cornell (who loves to eat) was actually scornful of Turkish Delight.

Cornell scampered back to the wardrobe, as fast as his frozen feet could take him. He wasn’t running away from the whispers. Supernatural super sleuths never run from supernatural mysteries.

            No, Cornell was running back to the guest room and back to his motor home. Because he kept all his magical supplies in that motor home. He kept warm, dry clothes there, too. And he would bring those items back with him.

            “OW!”

             Cornell stubbed his toe on something hard and tripped. He fell flat on his face in the very cold, very wet snow.

            He quickly jumped up and wrang the snow out of his nightshirt. What did he trip on? He picked it up.

            It was a can studded with colorful sparkling jewels. The can had a label with just two words: Turkish Delight.

            Cornell had heard of this chewy, sweet, gel-like candy with pistachios inside it. But he didn’t care about Turkish Delight. Cornell liked giant chocolate bars. The bigger the bar, the better Cornell liked it.

            “Turkish Delight?” Cornell grumbled out loud. His toe throbbed from the stubbing. His cold, wet face burned from falling in the cold, wet snow. “Who eats Turkish Delight anymore? Why, the last time I saw anyone buy Turkish Delight, I was in…”

            Then Cornell stopped himself. “Who cares about Turkish Delight? I should care about getting out of the cold and into dry clothes!”

            Cornell tossed the can aside and dove into the fur coats.

But to keep with the Narnia spirit and Cornell's obsession with good food, we created "this" instead:

When Cornell finally woke up, Mrs. Beaver was bringing his dinner tray. On his plate was a heaping mound of sandwiches.

“These are yummy,” Cornell said, talking with his mouth open as he chewed, which is very rude. He was also eating his fifth sandwich. “These are the best sandwiches I have ever eaten.”

Mrs. Beaver blushed.

“Thank you,” she said. “It’s my own recipe. I call it ‘Turkey Delight.’

So to wrap this up (could be a turkey wrap), here's a question only you can answer.

What ingredient, ingredients, or manner of preparation might turn an ordinary turkey sandwich into Turkey Delight for you?



Thursday, March 21, 2024

12 Quotes from Cornell Dyer and the Whispering Wardobe

When we were getting ready to release Bryony back in 2011, my daughter Sarah (who did a lot of the marketing for me) suggested I pull thirty teaser quotes from the book that she could post on Facebook, one each day.

We did the same for the second book, Visagewhich is also part of the BryonySeries.

But for some reason, I never did the same for another book.

So now I am catching up.

Here is the synopsis and chapter headings for Cornell Dyer and the Whispering Wardrobe, followed by twelve quotes, one from each chapter.

Enjoy!

While investigating a home with mysterious whispers, supernatural super sleuth Cornell Dyer stumbles upon its source: an antique wardrobe in a room all by itself. But when Cornell steps inside, he discovers the wardrobe is more than a wardrobe and a whisper is more than a whisper. Even if Cornell solves the mystery, will he ever go home?

Prologue: 

Mrs. Peabody smiled as she set the last dollar down. She couldn’t wait to take the wardrobe home. She had just the place for it.

Chapter 1: A Very Thorough Investigation

“Good sir,” Cornell said. “The trickiest kind of whispers are the whispers that pretend to be doors or windows or cloth tapestries or handkerchiefs in pockets on suit coats.”

Chapter 2: Cornell Goes into the Wardrobe

Cornell stepped inside the wardrobe, but he didn’t close the door. He’d heard stories of foolish supernatural sleuths who shut themselves up in wardrobes and disappeared forever. It is absolutely not safe to walk into a wardrobe and shut the door. Cornell knew this well.

He left the door open.

Chapter 3: Forest of Everlasting Winter

“Am I in the wardrobe?” Cornell asked.

“You are – and you aren’t,” the robin said. “Let’s just call this the Land Not Quite Beyond the Wardrobe. Did the other humans come with you?”

Chapter 4: An Early Birthday Present

It was a sunny morning. Dew still sparkled on the grass. Birds cheerfully sang in the lush trees. The flowers along the paths bloomed with colorful blossoms. The snow melted off the knickknacks.

Chapter 5: The Cold, Cold Castle

Someone had painted them to look like real animals. But Cornell wasn’t afraid of them. Ceramic animals, no matter how savage-looking, cannot hurt anyone.

Chapter 6: In Like a Lion

The lion turned and smiled gently at Cornell.

“If you want to see real magic,” the lion said softly. “Come to the stone table tonight.”

Chapter 7: The Witch’s Folly

“Don’t you have ears?” Cornell said.

Upon closer inspection, Cornell noticed the fairy did not, in fact, have any ears. Still, since the fairy appeared to hear, Cornell decided to finish telling the fairy off.

Chapter 8: The Bric-A-Brac Battle Back

The lion was now shaking his paw at the Frost Fairy.

“It’s very rude to keep people awake with your whispering,” the lion said sternly. “I am grounding you to the castle to think about your actions.”

Chapter 9: Kings and Queens

The barnyard animals harmonized with the zoo animals and the wildlife. They filled the great golden hall with sounds no one ever heard before or after that night.

Chapter 10: After the Hunt

Cornell the Clever recalled another Cornell, but he couldn’t see the other Cornell. It was like trying to grasp a dream fragment after the alarm clock rings.

Epilogue

As he reached for the next sandwich, he felt something hard.

Right away Cornell deduced this was not a sandwich. Sandwiches, even stale ones, are soft and squishy. Mrs. Beaver did not serve stale sandwiches.

No, this could only be one thing.






Monday, August 9, 2021

"Someone Sent Me a Dead Squirrel!"

Tomorrow I will share some topsy turvy photos of our new space (I'm sure we won't be settled until it's time to move again).

But first, here is a blog I wrote last week that I haven't shared yet.

Why is the title "Someone sent me a dead squirrel?"

Well, that was the message Timothy sent me one day as he opened a mystery package one day that he didn't order.

As you can see, it is not a dead squirrel. But what is it?

Well, in perfect "click bait" story fashion, I will tell you.


When I was writing Cornell Dyer and the Whispering Wardrobe, I needed a visual for this lion:

Cornell hoisted the backpack onto his shoulders and headed for the castle. He had just entered the courtyard when he saw a giant ceramic lion.

             This was much larger than the knickknacks in the woods and the knickknacks inside Mrs. Peabody’s curio cabinets.

The lion was painted a golden brown. The lion’s mane was a deep, rich brown. The lion had painted hazel eyes and an open mouth, ready to bite and tear.

But Cornell knew ceramic knickknack lions did not attack anyone.  So he walked through the courtyard up to the castle door. The door opened by itself, as if something past the doors expected him.

So I searched online for a visual for the scene and found this lion. Isn't he beautiful?


So I took a screen shot and sent him to Timothy, since the entire story idea was Timothy's.

It's a good thing I took that screen shot. Because when I tried to click on the link later, it was broken.

You've probably guessed where this story is heading.

Yes, Timothy ordered the lion. And then Timothy forgot he ordered the lion.


So when the lion arrived beneath the packing, it looked like a dead squirrel to him. He sent me a frantic message and brought the package over to my house, where we carefully examined it and realized, it was not a dead squirrel and that he, in fact, had sent it to himself as a surprise for me.


We were both suprised, in our ow ways. And we were both happy no one sent him a dead squirrel.


The end. (please buy the book).






Monday, June 28, 2021

"Cornell Dyer and the Whispering Wardrobe" - a BryonySeries Narnia Parody

We recently released a new BryonySeries book in The Adventures of Cornell Dyer series.

The book is called Cornell Dyer and the Whispering Wardrobe. It's a parody of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardobe, because Timothy loves the Narnia series and all C.S. Lewis writings and wanted to pay homage to both.

Here is a summary of the series: "Join the incredible, impossible, and marvelous Cornell Dyer as he unravels mysteries, untangles myths, and decides what to have for lunch."

And here is a summary of the book: "While investigating a home with mysterious whispers, supernatural super sleuth Cornell Dyer stumbles upon its source: an antique wardrobe in a room all by itself. But when Cornell steps inside, he discovers the wardrobe is more than a wardrobe and a whisper is more than a whisper. Even if Cornell solves the mystery, will he ever go home?" (This last line is a hint of another parody at the end of the book).

The entire series is family friendly and is appropriate for anyone who can read (or who likes being read to).

You can buy the print version with free shipping (for now) in the BryonySeries store.

Or you can the print and Kindle version on Amazon.

Happy Monday - and happy reading!