How to be Transcendental by Sir Frederick Chook
“His business taught him expedients to husband time: in our
victimizing climate he was fitted for storms or bad walking; his coat must
contain certain special conveniences for a walker, with a note-book and
spy-glass, – a soldier in his outfits. For shoddy he had an aversion: a pattern
of solid Vermont gray gave him genuine satisfaction, and he could think of
corduroy. His life was one of fabric. He spared the outfitters no trouble; he
wished the material cut to suit him, as he was to wear it, not worshipping “the
fashion” in cloth or opinion.”
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Sir Frederick Chook is a foppish,
transcendentalistic historian who lives variously by his wits, hand to mouth,
la vie bohème, and in Melbourne with his wife, Lady Tanah Merah.
Penned upon the 27th of November, 2008
First appeared in FrillyShirt (www.frillyshirt.org)
“In these walks, two things he must have from his tailor:
his clothes must fit, and the pockets, especially, must be made with reference
to his out-door pursuits. They must accomidate his note-book and spy-glass; and
so their width and depth was regulated by the size of the note-book.
-William Ellery Channing, Thoreau the Poet-Naturalist
-William Ellery Channing, Thoreau the Poet-Naturalist
“Margaret inaugurated, in 1839, her “Conversations” for the
intellectual women of Boston, exploring such subjects as classical mythology
and “What is Life?” Margaret Fuller presided over these bacchantic rites in
homemade dresses that her adorers thought to be of Oriental magnificence, and
at the climax of each session, when she had reduced the others to awed silence,
she would close her eyes in an inspired trance and utter unfathomable words,
which they thought eminated from some occult or Delphic wisdom.”
-Perry Miller, Margaret Fuller, American Romantic
-Perry Miller, Margaret Fuller, American Romantic
When not reading Milton and eating Stilton, he writes,
ponders, models, delves into dusty archives, and gads about town. He has
dabbled in student radio and in national politics, and is presently studying
the ways of the shirt-sleeved archivist. He is a longhair, aspiring to one day
be a greybeard. He has, once or twice, been described as “as mad as a bicycle.”
FrillyShirt is a compilation of articles, essays, reviews,
photographs, artworks, question-and-answers, promotions, travelogues,
diatribes, spirit journeys, cartoons, ululations and celebrations by Sir
Frederick, his friends and contributing readers. Irregularly regular features
include Teacup in a Storm, an etiquette column, and How to be Lovely, advanced
speculations on the aesthetics of the self.
Other topics that pop up include fun things in and around
Melbourne, art, nature, history, politics and schnauzers. Sir Frederick’s
favorite color is all of them. Enjoy his writing? Drop him a telegram at fredchook@frillyshirt.org.
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