Thursday, June 21, 2018

BryonySeries Throwback Thursday: Newspaper Jokes for Timothy's 17th Birthday

Friday, August 8, 2014

Newspaper Jokes for Timothy's 17th Birthday


Along with the discarded novella version of Bryony, the jokes below were part of the birthday package.
Yes, I know number four is missing, deleted on purpose, a bit insulting (aka Ed Calkins), not fit for print. 

Anyway, these are just another example of my re-entry into creativity after many decades, before I went completely to the dark side. ;)


1)      Q: On Sunday, why did Timothy stuff more papers than anyone else?
            A: He was on a roll.


2)      Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Sun Times.
Sun Times who?
Sun Times I just don’t want to deliver papers.


3)      Q: Why did the daily bags not mind papers being stuffed into them?
A: They were hooked.

 5)      Q: Why did Ron get old fast by delivering papers?
A: Because he worked for man-agers.


6)      Q: What kind of bags are good to eat?
A: Sundae bags.


7)      Q: What kind of a raft will not keep one from downing?
A: A paper buoy.


8)      Q: When business got bad for the newspaper company, what did it do?
A: It folded.


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