Please Confiscate the Vampire Skin by Allie Rios
Interfaith conference calls for harmony
The bottom line, no matter what the religious expression: love your neighbor
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21827845-423/interfaith-conference-a-call-for-harmony.html
Frankfort author puts her stamp on work
A reunion with a former classmate inspires a mystery novel involving stamp collectors.
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21816693-423/frankfort-author-puts-her-stamp-on-work.html
Former Joliet reacher remembered as being like a mom to many
Lorrayne Cornelius was a mother to her students and an exemplary teacher to her children.
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21835117-423/former-joliet-teacher-remembered-as-being-like-a-mom-to-many.html
Slammers, Blackbird's Biowl host bark in the park
A store that offers holistic products for pets co-sponsors a fun day in the sun.
Please confiscate the vampire skin
That sparkles in the sun;
Give the predators evil powers
Like Bram Stoker would have done!
Slap on them some leather
and give them all a dark disguise;
Bring Blade with blackened sunglasses
To banish Edward’s unconvincing eyes.
Replace Bella with a woman
Who maintains a semblance of a clue;
Perhaps the angst-ridden Juliet
and Romeo’s fateful dagger would make do.
Release the shirtless werewolf
Whose abs would have more appeal
If his howling, sullen whininess
Could ever close the deal.
Please find me stronger villains
Than the Volturi seem to be;
Cruella De Ville’s available
And would tame those giant dogs for free.
Replace the clueless father
With one equally unaware;
Clark Griswold is a primo choice
For at least he combs his hair.
Once you’ve overcome the book
and brave the cinematic scene,
Remember as you publish your own
There’s writers worse than me!
Shorewood man earns degree despite being legally blind
When a high school senior and star athlete suddenly loses his vision due to a genetic condition he didn't know he had, what does he do? Why, pack his bags and head for college.
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21884274-423/slammers-blackbirds-bowl-host-bark-in-the-park.html
Operation Care Package is music to their ears
It's not a USO tour but for Dave Craig, this benefit is the next best thing.
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21927035-423/operation-care-package-fundraiser-is-music-to-their-ears.html
Library event offers room makeover tips
Change up the look of your house without spending a dime. A professional decorator shows you how.
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21939025-423/library-event-offers-room-makeover-tips.htmlOperation Care Package is music to their ears
It's not a USO tour but for Dave Craig, this benefit is the next best thing.
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21927035-423/operation-care-package-fundraiser-is-music-to-their-ears.html
Library event offers room makeover tips
Change up the look of your house without spending a dime. A professional decorator shows you how.
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