There Should Never be a Skinny Cat by Stephanie Zydron
There should never be a skinny cat
Only ones that are super fat
So I will make mine the king of beasts,
By feeding him with great big feasts.
I'll start by giving him some steak,
Then maybe end with birthday cake.
But somewhere in between all that,
I'll try to stuff him with a rat.
Next up will be his bunny stew,
But veggies will be far and few.
For there should be no skinny cats,
Only ones that are really fat.
A huge variety of deep fried fish
Will be all he finds in his water dish.
And when he starts to lick his lips,
That's when I feed him blackbird tips.
While his tummy is on the floor,
I'll squeeze him out through the door.
But if I see him getting thinner,
I'll make him up a second dinner.
Cause there shouldn't be a skinny cat,
Only ones that are big and fat.
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There should never be a skinny cat
Only ones that are super fat
So I will make mine the king of beasts,
By feeding him with great big feasts.
I'll start by giving him some steak,
Then maybe end with birthday cake.
But somewhere in between all that,
I'll try to stuff him with a rat.
Next up will be his bunny stew,
But veggies will be far and few.
For there should be no skinny cats,
Only ones that are really fat.
A huge variety of deep fried fish
Will be all he finds in his water dish.
And when he starts to lick his lips,
That's when I feed him blackbird tips.
While his tummy is on the floor,
I'll squeeze him out through the door.
But if I see him getting thinner,
I'll make him up a second dinner.
Cause there shouldn't be a skinny cat,
Only ones that are big and fat.
Through painting, woman encounters new places
And she does it despite battling serious health issues
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21632243-423/through-painting-womanencounters-new-places.html
Minooka woman could fill up a room anywhere she was
Her love for service was even greater.
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21616060-423/minooka-woman-could-fill-up-a-room-anywhere-she-was.html
Prep dogs for trip to vet
Fido a bit fearful of vets and groomers? Try these tips from dog owners and trainers alike.
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21740985-423/prep-dogs-for-trip-to-vet.html
Painting the town pink
It's all about local people helping local cancer sufferers...with a pink fire truck in tow.
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/news/21783716-418/painting-the-town-pink.html
What's for dinner?
With this unique system, you'll never need ask that question again.
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21785058-423/whats-for-dinner.html
Joliet Hope Center feeding a need
According to founder Woodie Stiltner, it's all about giving a hand up, not a hand out.
http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21804323-423/joliet-hope-center-feeding-a-need.html
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