Friday, August 9, 2013

"There Should Never be a Skinny Cat" by Stephanie Zydron and Story Round Up

There Should Never be a Skinny Cat by Stephanie Zydron

There should never be a skinny cat
Only ones that are super fat
So I will make mine the king of beasts,
By feeding him with great big feasts.
I'll start by giving him some steak,
Then maybe end with birthday cake.
But somewhere in between all that,
I'll try to stuff him with a rat.
Next up will be his bunny stew,
But veggies will be far and few.
For there should be no skinny cats,
Only ones that are really fat.
A huge variety of deep fried fish
Will be all he finds in his water dish.
And when he starts to lick his lips,
That's when I feed him blackbird tips.
While his tummy is on the floor,
I'll squeeze him out through the door.
But if I see him getting thinner,
I'll make him up a second dinner.
Cause there shouldn't be a skinny cat,
Only ones that are big and fat.


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http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21632243-423/through-painting-womanencounters-new-places.html


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http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21740985-423/prep-dogs-for-trip-to-vet.html


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http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/news/21783716-418/painting-the-town-pink.html


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http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21785058-423/whats-for-dinner.html


Joliet Hope Center feeding a need

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http://heraldnews.suntimes.com/lifestyles/21804323-423/joliet-hope-center-feeding-a-need.html

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