Friday, January 29, 2021

Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, Jan 23 through Jan. 29

Good morning! What a busy week!

Nineteen stories to share with you this week plus one photo gallery by Herald-News photographer Geoff Stellfox, who braved the blustery weather on Wednesday to capture a vigil that law enforcement representatives held outside a hospital room for one of their own - a father of five who is battling severe COVID-19.

In addition, Rebekah is attending a two-day marketing conference for authors in my place, which is being hosted by someone from whom we've been following for a couple of years, taking his classes, etc.

She's jotted down some good ideas and received reinforcement that we've absorbed some of the material, so that's been useful.

This morning, I also attended a virtual discussion on revision at 4 a.m. (yes, you heard that right) as part of the 5 a.m. writers group on Twitter (the group is on the east coast). I'm actually surprised I made it. 

Last night I wound up with a migraine aura - haven't had one of those in a few years. But the resulting headache is nearly gone, and I'm, surprisingly, not that tired (migraines usually leave me sleepy).

Rebekah is planning to upload the final draft of Ed Calkins' "Ruthless" today, too. So unless KDP has any issues with it, Ed should be able to order copies this weekend.

Speaking of Ed and his book, don't forget to register for his book release party.

“Ruthless,” by Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara, is a work of absolute literary nonsense about the last seven seconds in the life of an Irishman and his afterlife as an Irish vampire, most of which never happened.

Calkins Day 2021 will be held from 7 to 8 p.m. Calkins Day (Feb. 13, 2021) on Zoom. 

Real food and drink available if you bring your own ingredients. 

Calkins and his sidekick “The Goddess” will chat about author collaborations, how to legally  fictionalize a real person, literary nonsense. Irish vampires, deep time psychosis, and Astro-Time Physics.

He will also answer questions but doesn’t promise you’ll understand the answers. Calkins will also randomly give away three copies of “Ruthless.”

Local author and WriteOn Joliet co-leader Tom Hernandez will emcee. 

Chef Tim will give three demonstrations. Menu and ingredient list provided after registration.

Calkins Day is free. To register, visit bryonyseries.com/registerforcalkinsday.

Finally, if you'd like more kindness in your life, here are some reflections where you might find it: Nine Months of Kindness.

Have a great Friday!

WRITERS

If you're a writer anywhere in the world, you're welcome to join WriteOn Joliet's Facebook pageWe're based in Joliet, Illinois, but we love to meet and interact with writers outside our area, too.

If you'd like to officially join WriteOn Joliet, we have two tiers of dues. We also have a marketing arm that's getting longer every year, well, except this year. Check us out at writeonjoliet.com.

I also suggest this book: Little Book of Revision: A Checklist for Fiction Writers. It's exactly as it says. Each page some with one suggestion for revision. The rest of the page is blank, so you can add your own notes. All proceeds benefit WriteOn Joliet.

If you need support in your writing, I highly recommend this Twitter group: #5amwritersclub. I  joined it last year. Writers support each other on Twitter and meet every three weeks at 5 a.m. (4 a.m. CST - needless to say, I am often late!) on Zoom.

If you need editing or help with self-publishing, check out dmbaranunland.com.

ARTISTS

If you need an artist for a project, I offer these recommendations.

NEWSLETTERS

Sign up for the Will County Go Guide and Sign up for the LocalLit Short Story and Book Review Newsletter at https://www.theherald-news.com/newsletter/

Sign up for The Munsonville Times by emailing us at bryonyseries@gmail.com. The newsletter still isn't official yet, so we don't have an actual link on the website - but we are working on it! 

SOCIAL MEDIA

Daily updates: I do post the briefs on Twitter during the week, so you're welcome to follow me at @Denise_Unland61.

BryonySeries stuff: I post curated content relating to the BryonySeries at @BryonySeries. And assorted related content at www.facebook.com/BryonySeries.

And of course, please follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

BRYONYSERIES BOOKS

For books and more information about the series, visit bryonyseries.com.

BRYONYSERIES EVENTS

A full month of virtual events can be found at bryonyseries.com/calendar-of-events-1.

QUESTIONS

Email me at bryonyseries@gmail.com.

Thank you for reading The Herald-News. And for reading this blog. And if you've read (or plan to read) any of my books. Your support is greatly appreciated.

FEATURES

An Extraordinary Life: ‘He wanted to make sure everyone was safe’ : Gordon Latz was a dedicated Joliet police officer and family man

Few dispute the need to protect seniors citizens from the SARS-CoV-2. But at what cost?: A year into the pandemic, here’s the effects of physical distancing on the elderly

Turning technology around ‘on a dime’: Despite challenges, Troy technology specialists keep remote learning running smoothly

Putting their money where their beliefs are: Will County lawyers offering unique scholarship to help promote diversity

LocalLit book spotlight: ‘With Only Seconds to Spare’: Story of how 1 family survived the 1990 Plainfield tornado will be reviewed in this week’s newsletter

LocalLit book review: A teen’s experience of the 1990 Plainfield Tornado: Thoughts on ‘With Only Seconds to Spare: How one family survived the 1990 Plainfield tornado’

Pandemic brought ‘opportunities for creativity and growth and inclusion’: Plainfield-based After the Peanut offering online tutoring in new partnership

Plainfield resident named BCBSIL ‘Volunteer of the Year’: Dominique Bryant spent nearly 285 hours in 2020 serving others

Up to snow good? We want to see it: Herald-News seeking submissions of your snow photos

Pets of the Week: Jan. 25: Will County rescues have dogs and cats for adoption

Wilmington’s ‘free’ store runs on donations, volunteers and prayer: With pandemic protocols in place, Our Caring Closet continues to serve its clients

Seeing red because of face masks? Here’s what to do: Personal protective equipment great for slowing spread of COVID-19, terrible for your skin

In search of better protection from COVID? The answer’s in your dresser drawer: U of I research team found the best face mask – and CDC references its research

Braving the elements for one of their own: Will County law enforcement held vigil for Deputy Ken Kostecki

Photos: Vigil for Ken Kostecki: Will County deputy battling severe COVID

‘Something was going on with her kidneys. And they didn’t know what it was’: Joliet teen didn’t know she had rare genetic syndrome – and now she needs a kidney

Easy come, easy snow: Herald-News readers submit their best snow photos of the fierce winter storm that wasn’t

Students receive a tour of their school - finally: D. 202 in Plainfield phasing into in-person learning 

A showcase of creative abilities: JCA students display their work at 2 collegiate art exhibits 

Got cabin fever? Try these ‘remedies’ from Forest Preserve District of Will County: Check out fun outside and inside activities for this weekend and beyond


Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage."



Wednesday, January 27, 2021

The Cutest Cookbook You Might Ever Buy

In case you missed it, Rebekah Baran released her second cookbook a couple weeks ago.

It's called Squeak: Twelve mouse-themed recipes, and if you think that's an unusual name for a cookbook, well, you're right. 

Here is its description:

Wash your hands, put on your apron, and join Bertrand the Mouse in preparing twelve recipes that will delight humans and crocheted mice alike. Recipes either feature cheese or mouse shapes. Cooking safety tips are included.



Yes, Rebekah collaborated with a crocheted mouse in the kitchen.




And he had tons of fun leaning from her.



Timothy documented their hard work.



And the result is some of the cutest recipes you'd ever want to try. Here's one...



... and here's another...



And lest you think Bertrand scurried away when the fun was done, he also participated in the cleanup.



Buy Squeak: Twelve mouse-themed recipes on Amazon.

For more antics from Bertrand the Mouse, follow him on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

Tuesday, January 26, 2021

When You First Hold Your Words in Your Hands

Many people who write fiction have those stories in their heads for many years before they feel brave enough to actually write them.

Many people who write fiction know, deep down, they will never see their work traditionally published.

Even when people who write fiction understand they can self-publish and share their writings with a few, the process feels so daunting they never tackle it.

And many people who write fiction also know that, however they publish, few actual people will ever read those words, even if they sell their books.

Knowing all of this, writers still, somehow, write.

And no joy can match the the joy when the first proof copy of your first book arrives in the mail and you can actually hold your words in your hands.

Pictured is the real Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara (yes, he's a real person), holding the proof copy of Ruthless, his first novel.

His wife Nancy, a beloved art teacher who made the front page of the Daily Southtown when she retired from Brodnicki Elementary School in Justice in 2014 - and was subsequently given the keys of the city - created all the interior and cover art.

Rebekah created the actual cover and did all the formatting.

I did all the editing - except for one round of copyediting that Colleen H Robbins did - and am currently copyediting the proof.

But nothing matches the work Ed himself put into this novel.

You see, Ed is extremely dyslexic and scatterbrained - his own words. And he's also said he's never finished anything. 

My kids say this is not true. He's worked as a supervisor in newspaper delivery his entire life. And he always finished his routes.

Nevertheless, this book is a huge accomplishment in many ways. He wrote it to fit into my BryonySeries and developed some of my characters in ways I didn't imagine.

He asked for deadlines from, and he met every one.

And to ensure he met those deadlines, he worked through COVID.

Not "COVID" as in the pandemic.

But his own battle with COVID in November.

I'm very honored to be part of his publishing journey.

And I'm inviting everyone reading this post right now to be part of the celebration.

Calkins Day 2021 will be held from 7 to 8 p.m. Calkins Day (Feb. 13, 2021) on Zoom. 

Real food and drink available if you bring your own ingredients. 

Calkins and his sidekick “The Goddess” will chat about author collaborations, how to legally  fictionalize a real person, literary nonsense. Irish vampires, deep time psychosis, and Astro-Time Physics.

He will also answer questions but doesn’t promise you’ll understand the answers. Calkins will also randomly give away three copies of “Ruthless.”

And we will celebrate the release of “Ruthless,” by Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara, is a work of absolute literary nonsense about the last seven seconds in the life of an Irishman and his afterlife as an Irish vampire, most of which never happened.

Local author and WriteOn Joliet co-leader Tom Hernandez will emcee. 

Chef Tim will give three demonstrations. Menu and ingredient list provided after registration.

Calkins Day is free. To register, visit bryonyseries.com/registerforcalkinsday.










Monday, January 25, 2021

Can Ya Help a Writer Out?

WriteOn Joliet is starting its ninth year supporting writers over eighteen in their writing journey. 

I don't know if the founder emeritus of this group had longevity in mind when she persuaded me into this venture with her, but I, for one, am amazed at our growth and the wonderful writers I've had the honor to meet along the way while we grow in our craft.

Now ever since the inception of WriteOn Joliet in February 2012, members have expressed a desire to attend the annual Printer's Row Lit Fest in Chicago.

The cost for a double, covered table for all of our books is expensive, and we, as a group, would like to cover all of the costs through sponsorships and fundraising.

So last year, I had an idea for a permanent fundraiser for our group, which we finally put together this month.

Yes, I'm selling a book.

The book is called Little Book of Revision: A Checklist for Fiction Writers and it's exactly as its says. 

Except for some definitions of terms, each page has one editing prompt. The rest is blank, so the writer can make notes about things to check and revise.

All proceeds (meaning everything except the actual cost of the physical book, taxes, and shipping) stay within WriteOn Joliet for WriteOn members.

If you write fiction or know someone who writes fiction, this book is perfect for you.

Below is a formal description. And below that is the link for ordering, along with a link for WriteOn Joliet, so you can learn more about the group, too.

Many writers are familiar with writing prompts, a few lines to spark their inspiration to get the words flowing. It’s hard to find revision prompts. Writers know they need to revise their stories. But sometimes writers need a few editing prompts to help them look critically and objectively at their work. 

That’s the reason for this workbook. 

Each page highlights one area of the story to check. The rest of the page is blank, so writers can jot some notes on trouble spots and possible ways to revise.

Buy Little Book of Revision: A Checklist for Fiction Writers here.

For more information about WriteOn Joliet, visit writeonjoliet.com.





Saturday, January 23, 2021

"What You Missed in 2020" by Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara

 Good morning!

If this is your first meeting with Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara, you might want to read this post.

When he mentions the release of Ruthless in the first line, he is referring to his first novel, which is part of the BryonySeries and the first to be authored by someone other than me.

We are having a one-hour virtual book release party for him from 7 to 8 p.m. Feb. 13 (Calkins Day).

Real food and drink available if you bring your own ingredients. 

Calkins and his sidekick “The Goddess” will chat about author collaborations, how to legally fictionalize a real person, literary nonsense. Irish vampires, deep time psychosis, and Astro-Time Physics.

He will also answer questions but doesn’t promise you’ll understand the answers. Calkins will also randomly give away three copies of “Ruthless.”

Local author and WriteOn Joliet co-leader Tom Hernandez will emcee. 

Chef Tim will give three demonstrations. Menu and ingredient list provided after registration.

Calkins Day is free. To register, visit bryonyseries.com/registerforcalkinsday.

And now, here is Ed's parody of 2020.


Dear MOMI,

              I realize that in the waiting for the release of Ruthless, many of you haven’t been engaged in your community as you were in the previous year. The wait has caused the drop in attendance of bars, restaurants, gyms, and other places of social gathering in favor of mulling around your house waiting for the book.

There are theories that the coronavirus has something to do with this, but let’s not dwell on theoretical conspiracies and stick to what is factually known. The need for fact about 2020 is so great that I have considered the possibility of publishing another edition of “The Ruthless Times” after a little more than one year of the last edition. But the need for fresh information does not override the proud tradition of going to print only when a century’s worth of news transpires.

              In any case, the events of 2020 are too complicated for the pedestrian understanding of current events. This year will take a dyslexic vampire to break it down for you.

              We could start with the controversy around the vote. For those of you less aware, you might assume I am referring to this year’s election. It was quite contentious and ended in violence. Yes, in a year like no other the Queen of Christmas election.

The Queen of Christmas election ended in a brawl between the recipient of the most votes and the runner up with more friends who surely voted for her. (Editor's note: Ed Calkins is a supervisor in a distribution center that oversees newspaper delivery. He and his wife buy Christmas presents for all the carriers' children out of their own money. Ed hosts a Queen of Christmas contest to pick the woman that will deliver the presents).

After seven recounts, two votes challenged, and the integrity questioned of a dyslexic vote counter, the crown was placed on a woman that needed three new crowns and stitches to say nothing of her two black eyes while the runner up got the worst of it…that’s not the vote in question.

              No, I’m referring to the votes by infectious disease historians (IDH) to proclaim COVID-19 as the deadliest disease to this date. One has to ask; when will the “black death” ever get its proper due? COVID-19 may have killed more people in its first year of infecting (debatable) but is that a fair comparison.

The Bubonic Plague killed 60 percent of the people that got it while COVID-19 only gets .5 percent at best. COVID-19 has claimed the life of one person in every thousand, the bubonic plague got 40 to 60 percent of all Europe. What? The bubonic plague doesn’t win? The argument for that is that if the bubonic plague happened in modern times, bug stray and flea collars could have stopped it cold. Right! Tell the unmasked COVID-19-doubters that they need to wear a flea collar!

              Another usual thing that happed in 2020 is that the president of the United States didn’t get impeached this year. I don’t know how that happened. Maybe Congress was too busy not wearing masks. Anyway, the year started with the Senate’s rejection of the articles of impeachment and that was all the peaches the government would get. It wouldn’t be till the start of 2021 when “repeachment” (I coined the phrase…don’t steal it) started up again.

              Then there were the protests and riots between law enforcement and physicists. Who has not heard the chant “Black Matter lives?” To get the story, I personally ran out into the streets to get both sides of the disagreement. On the physicists’ side, they want to make clear that Black Matter (called dark matter by some insensitive, less progressive scientists who fail to realize that by calling something “dark” you imply it’s sinister,) makes up the largest minority of matter in the country if not the universe. They do not see why police are so disrespectful of that fact. But is it fact? Police deal in what they can prove. How can they show respect to anything that can’t verify its existence? To this, I was simply told that I do not understand the gravity of the situation. Black Matter is being shot in the streets. To explain this scientific short-hand, I would tell you that the major evidence of black matter is the universe weighs more than it should. (Alright, I’ve gained a few pounds, don’t go making theories about me.)

              Although I could not find a single instant of a cop suspected of shooting at black matter, I can document their disrespect. I had to pull over nine squad cars before I even got a comment of black matter. What did I get from the tenth, besides a ticket from all ten of them (if I were black matter, would I have gotten ten bullets instead)?

              “Prove it exists.”

              Is that the standard for respect from law enforcement? Not only do you have to prove your identity, but you have to prove your existence!? Well for all you non-alarmists out there that think you’re safe with the “I think therefore I am”  line of reasoning, you’re BEGGING THE QUESTION! The “I think” part of that assumes the conclusion. Although if you assume the conclusion, it does fit a rather eloquent, consistent hypothesis that seems to support the notion of “reality.”

Still, I have to renew my driver’s license this year. They will ask me to prove my identity, driving ability, and that I can see well enough to read the signs. They will not ask for proof of my existence. How does black matter get to drive? Is that what’s meant be the joke of getting a ticket for “driving while black?”

              The last really odd thing that happened in 2020 involves the pricing of printable commodities. The price of printed paper runs on a predictable course of supply and demand. Advertisement pamphlets may be less than worthless, unless we’re talking about the one that Johannes Gutenberg printed, advertising his new Bible. That pamphlet is as rare as it is expensive… a must-have for any billionaire in the printing press business.

              But 2020 saw an unprecedented demand for uncounted presidential ballots. The caveat was these ballots had to be for a certain candidate as well as authentic. Common sense would lead us to expect that anything of value should be quite rare, but in this case, the precious ballots are rumored to be in the millions although no one has actually found any. Just this December, a wealthy real estate broker ordered 11,780 from Georgia’s secretary of state who insisted that none were to be found. Courts around the nation have also been interested in these ballots as well and have fared no better in receiving them.

Oddly, another type of ballot is just as in demand - counted ballots for the other candidate that are counterfeits. So much for my understanding of marketing.

                                                          Ruthlessly yours,

                                                          Ed Calkins

P.S. If you have Giuliani’s briefcase that went missing before a bunch of court cases, please return it now.




Friday, January 22, 2021

Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, Jan 16 through Jan. 22

Good morning! How did Friday get here so fast?

First and foremost, I'm sharing a quick reminder to register for Calkins Day 2021.

The event is also a book release party for “Ruthless,” by Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara, is a work of absolute literary nonsense about the last seven seconds in the life of an Irishman and his afterlife as an Irish vampire, most of which never happened.

Calkins Day 2021 will be held from 7 to 8 p.m. Calkins Day (Feb. 13, 2021) on Zoom. 

Real food and drink available if you bring your own ingredients. 

Calkins and his sidekick “The Goddess” will chat about author collaborations, how to legally  fictionalize a real person, literary nonsense. Irish vampires, deep time psychosis, and Astro-Time Physics.

He will also answer questions but doesn’t promise you’ll understand the answers. Calkins will also randomly give away three copies of “Ruthless.”

Local author and WriteOn Joliet co-leader Tom Hernandez will emcee. 

Chef Tim will give three demonstrations. Menu and ingredient list provided after registration.

Calkins Day is free. To register, visit bryonyseries.com/registerforcalkinsday.

Finally, if you'd like to generate a little more kindness in 2021, read about my kindness journey in 2020.

The book contains brief, daily reflections that I jotted every day for nine months.

It's called Nine Months of Kindness, and you can buy it here.

Next up: some information and resources.

And beneath that, the 11 feature stories that have published so far this week (with seven more waiting to go online - yes, it's been a full week).

WRITERS

If you're a writer anywhere in the world, you're welcome to join WriteOn Joliet's Facebook pageWe're based in Joliet, Illinois, but we love to meet and interact with writers outside our area, too.

If you'd like to officially join WriteOn Joliet, we have two tiers of dues. We also have a marketing arm that's getting longer every year, well, except this year. Check us out at writeonjoliet.com.

If you need support in your writing, I highly recommend this Twitter group: #5amwritersclub. I  joined it last year. Writers support each other on Twitter and meet every three weeks at 5 a.m. (4 a.m. CST - needless to say, I am often late!) on Zoom.

If you need editing or help with self-publishing, check out dmbaranunland.com and this book: Little Book of Revision: A Checklist for Fiction Writers.

ARTISTS

If you need an artist for a project, I offer these recommendations.

NEWSLETTERS

Sign up for the Will County Go Guide and Sign up for the LocalLit Short Story and Book Review Newsletter at https://www.theherald-news.com/newsletter/

Sign up for The Munsonville Times by emailing us at bryonyseries@gmail.com. The newsletter still isn't official yet, so we don't have an actual link on the website - but we are working on it! 

SOCIAL MEDIA

Daily updates: I do post the briefs on Twitter during the week, so you're welcome to follow me at @Denise_Unland61.

BryonySeries stuff: I post curated content relating to the BryonySeries at @BryonySeries. And assorted related content at www.facebook.com/BryonySeries.

And of course, please follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

BRYONYSERIES BOOKS

For books and more information about the series, visit bryonyseries.com.

MORE BOOKS

Nine Months of Kindness

WriteOn Joliet anthologies

BRYONYSERIES EVENTS

A full month of virtual events can be found at bryonyseries.com/calendar-of-events-1.

QUESTIONS

Email me at bryonyseries@gmail.com.

Thank you for reading The Herald-News. And for reading this blog. And if you've read (or plan to read) any of my books. Your support is greatly appreciated.


FEATURES

The enchantment of meter and rhyme: Joliet native published first book of poetry in her 80s

D. 202 art students honored at Lewis University Invitational: Honors include Best of Show and honorable mention

D. 86 in Joliet announces new meal scheduled: The district has provided 758,500 meals for children since March 2020 @JolietSD86 

An Extraordinary Life: ‘The vowels make all the difference’: Former Will County spelling bee champ understood the meaning of love 

New hospice suites designed for optimal function and comfort: Joliet Area Community Hospice hopes to move patients intothese suites soon 

Pets of the Week: Jan. 18: Will County rescues have dogs and cats for adoption

New Lockport restaurant serves ‘farm to foam’ beer: Menu features family favorites with imaginative twists

Three Rivers Association of Realtors names new CEO: Neil Malone hopes to build on his predecessor’s accomplishments

A lifesaving 93rd birthday present: Joliet resident vaccinated against COVID-19 the day he turned 93

'We still have to pay $10,000 a month and we’re closed': KidsWork Children’s Museum in Frankfort hopes to reopen — but donations are needed

D. 202 in Plainfield fostering literacy in 2 ways: Volunteer reading program, Battle of the books, keep kids connected to reading in fun ways 




Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage."

Thursday, January 21, 2021

Every Coffee Mug Tells a Story

On my personal Facebook page, I greet the virtual world with a Bible verse and a fantasy coffee photo.

On My BryonySeries Facebook page, I greet the virtual world with a fantasy coffee photo.

On my personal Twitter page, I greet the virtual world with a Bible verse and a photo I've taken (or one that one of my kids have taken).

On my BryonySeries Twitter page, I greet the virtual world with my real cup of coffee that's sitting beside me.

Ah, my collection of coffee cups.

When the kids make a cup of coffee for themselves, they jokingly complain they don't know which cup/mug to take.

Now the cupboard is full of mugs. But they're not allowed to use the "special" ones - the mugs people have given to me as gifts.

If fact, the first decision I make for the day is selecting the right mug for the mood from the vast array of cups that stare back at me, hoping that today, I'll choose them..

Here are a few of them along with their stories.

This is by no means an exhaustive list. It's just that these photos were readily available on my computer this morning.

And here we go!



Sue Midlock, the illustration for The Adventures of Cornell Dyer series, gifted me with this cup because she said it reminded her of me. I love the vintage blue - and I can feel like I'm sipping coffee inside Simons Mansion!


This is one of the last remaining pieces from a set of dishes someone had given us when we were homeless and moving into an apartment back in 2014. I love the blue and white, and it's perfect for that small, pick-me-up cup of coffee.

By the way, isn't that BryonySeries mouse pad great? Rekekah surprised me with it.


This mug was a gift from Rebekah. The colors don't show up that well, but it's in blue (my favorite color) and BryonySeries purple.



This mug is part of the first "real" set of dishes Rebekah and Daniel bought for the house - when we could finally afford to buy dishes of our own.





A couple of years ago, I was invited to be "Principal for a Day" at Joliet Public Schools District 86. This mug was part of my swag. I use it a lot on Saturdays when I'm working on vampire fiction because the color combination inspires me.





You can't tell from the picture, but this was from a set of little mugs Timothy rescued from the trash at one of his workplaces. The mugs featured an image of the Mona Lisa. All of them have broken except this one.

And if you don't know Bertrand the Mouse, you can make friends with him on Instagram: bertrand_bryonyseries.



This mug was a Christmas gift one year. It's blue (of course), but it also has a copper band. I love the color copper. 

When I was in second grade at the former St. Bernard's School in Joliet, I often borrowed the copper crayon from my seatmate who had a box of Crayola 64 crayons. I only had a box of 48 (which only had gold and silver) but really wanted the 64 because of the copper.

Eventually, my parents did buy me a box - and I was super happy.



This holiday mug was a gift this year. Isn't it pretty with my tealight snow globe? How can anyone mind working at the computer early in the morning with this serene combination?




This is one of the plain white mugs that I keep at the office for whenever I (or a client or a co-worker) needs a cup of coffee. 

I'm a fan of white mugs - at least, white inside. I like the color contrast of a dark roast against the white, which adds to the pleasure of drinking the coffee. We feast with our eyes, too, right?




Jasmine brought me this mug last month. It came in my favorite shade of blue, and the child in me adores the metallic, a very attractive way to enjoy coffee in the early morning.





Daniel tends to walk off with my Nosferatu mug a lot because it holds a larger cup of coffee and not all the mugs in the house can hold that much.

The bottom is full of scratches from spoons where Daniel has stirred in his cream and sugar.

It features the classic Nosferatu scene of sunlight streaming through the window. Except the caption reads, "Must have coffee," and to the right, someone is indeed handing him a cup.

It's perfect for those mornings when I just can't wake up.

If I can find it. If it's not sitting in Daniel's room.





I won this at The Herald-News for a trivia contest (I think) early in 2014. It reminds me of a former co-worker who died quite unexpectedly a couple years ago since he presented it to me. I believe "Galaxy" was the name of a newsletter he helped write for the company that featured this logo.

Anyway, I used to talk to this co-worker when he took "smoke breaks" outside the building, and I took computer breaks by walking around the building.





I was invited to present at a career fair at this Lockport school a couple of years ago. This mug was part of the swag. It's very heavy and holds the heat well, perfect for keeping coffee warm.





This is a Saturday, writing darker fiction mug, also a present from Jasmine.


This is a good, all-purpose coffee mug whenever I need inspiration with my coffee, whether I'm writing features or fiction. It was a Christmas gift two years ago from WriteOn Joliet.

So there you have it! Some of the mugs that keep me company at my computer when I'm writing.

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

The Kiddle "Kollection" is Gradually Growing

My sister and I loved playing with dolls when we were kids. I especially loved Kiddles, but I don't have any of them anymore - and wish I still did.

And, of course, I never had the entire collection, which was pretty vast. I even remember the first Kiddles my sister and I received: Honeysuckle, both of them Kologne Kiddles. 

I'd also owned Violet and Lilly of the Valley. My sister had Sweet Pea and Apple Blossom. This last sadly disappeared. Every now and then, we'd get it in our heads to tear apart things and look for her. But we never found her.

I'd received Lemons Stiddle from the main collection for my eighth birthday. And the following year, I received the King and Queen of Hearts from the storybook Kiddles collection.

From the Sweet Treats collection, I'd owned Frosty Mint and Grape.

But as of Old Calendar Christmas and the internet, which makes buying vintage dolls so much easier, I now have two of the Kologne Kiddles. Both were presents from Rebekah.




The newest one is Sweet Pea, which, ironically, was a nickname Rebekah had acquired when she was a little girl.





Rebekah surprised me with Rosebud about a year ago. I had never owned Rosebud but always wanted her.



Not to sound greedy, but I'd still love to own a Crissy doll and a Velvet doll.

Also Rock Flowers.

And Dawn dolls.

And some of the other dolls I had when growing up.

That's not even getting into the paper dolls...

Monday, January 18, 2021

Nine Months of Kindness

By late 2019, I had an idea to correct some of the negative attitudes that had crept into my thinking. So what's a writer to do?

I know. Write a book about the process.

 And then to share took with others. Just in case anyone might be curious to read what I learned along the way or embark on a attitude shift of their own.

The topic was simple. I wanted to explore simple, reachable, and attainable ways to be more kind. 

I also wanted to be more aware of the kindnesses of others (not necessarily directed at me, just in general) of the many, varied, and even subtle ways people display kindness.

So on January 1, 2020, I wrote the first entry. And I continued writing one each day for the next nine months.

Or to be more realistic, I often jotted a few notes as placeholder text and then caught up on the actual writing when I had more time.

Most of the entries are brief - a few lines or a couple short paragraphs.. Only one entry, I believe, runs into a second page. So if you wanted to read just one each day, your commitment time would be less than five minutes - and that would include opening the book.

And isn't the cover art beautiful? My daughter Rebekah designed it from one of her photos. 

Here is the back cover summary:

They say “kindness” begins at home, and home starts with the person in the mirror. In “Nine Months of Kindness,” writer/editor Denise M. Baran-Unland spent part of 2020 exploring ways she could become kinder to herself and the people in her life. She shares her experiences, and her reflections, in this book.

Ironically, Amazon released the book on January 15, the day I turned fifty-nine and a half and also the day I began my eighth year as the features editor at The Herald-News.

You may purchase Nine Months of Kindness here.

And for an immediate reflection on kindness, visit check out this blog post by WriteOn Joliet member and poet Holly Coop: https://hollycoopauthor.wordpress.com/2021/01/03/spread-the-virus.




Saturday, January 16, 2021

Calkins Day 2021 and the Release of "Ruthless"

Good morning readers, writers, and BryonySeries fans. I hope you're having a wonderful day so far, which turns into an even better day.

With Calkins Day less than a month away, consider this post your first official invitation to attend what might be the most unusual hour of your year: 7 to 8 p.m. Feb. 13.

And if you're part of the majority that has no idea what Calkins Day is, watch this video, starting at the 4:50 mark.

Here's what's going on so far.

* Calkins Day 2021 is a virtual event this year for reasons that don't bear repeating and will be held on Zoom. 

* The event is free, but you must register. Here is the link: bryonyseries.com/registerforcalkinsday.

* After you submit your registration, you will receive your Zoom coordinates and a menu card of the food we'll be serving that night. Wait! What? We're serving food? At a virtual event? Yes, that's correct.

* "Chef Tim" will be hosting three food demonstrations of festive, especially designed for Calkins Day refreshments, that you will be able to assemble right along with him. The ingredients are simple, common, and most likely items already in your cupboards. Again, you will receive your menu and "shopping list" at the time of registration.

* Local author, local celebrity, and my WriteOn Joliet co-leader Tom Hernandez has kindly agreed to emcee the event. In fact, we built the event time around his convenience.

* Topics for the hour will include the following: author collaborations, how to legally  fictionalize a real person, literary nonsense, Irish vampires, deep time psychosis, and Astro-Time Physics.

* A Calkins Day 2021 news release is ready for, well, release. 

* We'll be circulating a flyer, too - just as soon as I send off the flyer information and photos to a friend who is better at graphic design than I am.

* Ed Calkins (yes, the Steward of Tara himself) will randomly giveaway a few copies of Ruthless to whomever pleases him.

* Also, Timothy is redeveloping Ed's page on the BryonySeries website that will include a few helpful links, including a guide to Calkins Day and how to best prepare for the optimal celebration experience.

* BUT FIRST we must have a book. Colleen Robbins returned the copyedits to me this past week, and she said the manuscript is fairly clean. This makes me happy that I spent ALL of my Thanksgiving break doing a very hard edit on the book (not on content but on spelling - Ed is terribly dyslexic). I also feel pretty good that I caught most of errors since copy editing is my weakest editing link.

* So, trusting in the cleanness of the pages, I'm embarking on the ambitious task today of (hopefully) copy editing the entire book, so Rebekah can format it this weekend. The art is also scanned and ready to go. The goal is to have a proof copies on their way to Ed and me by Monday.

* Side note: I'm also finishing the copy edits of a novel for a client. I have two more chapters to go, so I hope to get that done this weekend, too. Hey, my toe is still broken; it snowed yesterday; and I have plenty of coffee in the house.. I might as well get some projects done.






Friday, January 15, 2021

Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, Jan 9 through Jan. 15

Good morning!

On this day in 2014, I officially said, "Goodbye," to a career as a freelance features writer and officially became the features editor at The Herald-News.

I'm thankful every day for this job, and that is the truth - and it was one of the best surprises in my life.

Shaw Media had just purchased the newspaper, my family was in a rough situation, and I had maxed out on the amount of freelance work I could accomplish. I literally had no more hours left in the day and the amount of money publications would/could pay for the work was dropping.

So I had made the decision to look for a "real" job after Old Calendar Christmas on January 7. Instead, a former reporter for The Herald-News insisted I send off my resume to Shaw Media and apply for the position of features editor, which was definitely a stretch of my skills (not the resume, the position).

Having seen journalists come and go (mostly go) in this industry through the years, I'm fortunate enough to still be here, and I'm grateful for it.

I wish the same for all of you - work that interests you, stretches you, and gives you a tremendous amount of satisfaction at the end of the day.

On the fiction front, Colleen Robbins has returned Ed Calkins' manuscript Ruthless to me with her copyedits, and she said it was pretty clean, making me super happy I spent four intense days working on it over Thanksgiving break (Ed is very dyslexic). 

So I plan to get Ruthless ready for Rebekah's formatting this weekend and a proof copy ordered by Tuesday. It's less than a month until Calkins Day.

And speaking of Calkins Day, we will have event details to you next week!

Also on the fiction front, Colleen is also working on the copy edits for The Phoenix, the first book in the BryonySeries Limbo trilogy. I'm also playing around - very slightly - with beginning notes for the second book, Call of the Siren. Can you believe I already have original cover art for it? (More on this later).

Finally, I'm finishing up the copyedits on a novel for a client, hopefully by this weekend.

Have a great Friday!


WRITERS

If you're a writer anywhere in the world, you're welcome to join WriteOn Joliet's Facebook pageWe're based in Joliet, Illinois, but we love to meet and interact with writers outside our area, too.

If you'd like to officially join WriteOn Joliet, we have two tiers of dues. We also have a marketing arm that's getting longer every year, well, except this year. Check us out at writeonjoliet.com.

If you need support in your writing, I highly recommend this Twitter group: #5amwritersclub. I  joined it last year. Writers support each other on Twitter and meet every three weeks at 5 a.m. (4 a.m. CST - needless to say, I am often late!) on Zoom.

If you need editing or help with self-publishing, check out dmbaranunland.com.

ARTISTS

If you need an artist for a project, I offer these recommendations.

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Sign up for The Munsonville Times by emailing us at bryonyseries@gmail.com. The newsletter still isn't official yet, so we don't have an actual link on the website - but we are working on it! 

SOCIAL MEDIA

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And of course, please follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

BRYONYSERIES BOOKS

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BRYONYSERIES EVENTS

A full month of virtual events can be found at bryonyseries.com/calendar-of-events-1.

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Thank you for reading The Herald-News. And for reading this blog. And if you've read (or plan to read) any of my books. Your support is greatly appreciated.

FEATURES

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Wilmington 4-H members donate PPE to area first responding agencies: Recipient agencies include those in Braidwood, Plainfield and Wilmington 

 'It will bring smiles to their faces’: Joliet artist donates her time, talents and treasure for UCP mural

2 students, 2 scholarships help bring hope to the future: Scholarship namesake believed education matters was the key to building a future

Pfizer vaccine comes to Timbers of Shorewood: Residents and staff were vaccinated against COVID-19 on Thursday

Westside Children’s Therapy opens location in Shorewood: Multidisciplinary clinic offers flexible scheduling options

Pets of the Week: Jan. 11: Will County rescues have dogs and cats for adoption

Chick-fil-A in Joliet to open Thursday: Popular franchise to offer drive-thru service and mobile curbside pickup

A bit of Vietnam Christmas in Joliet remains through March: Seminarian at the Church of Saint Anthony recreates #nativity display of his home country

Photos: A bit of Vietnam Christmas in Joliet

Photos: Moe Joe's staff delivers meals to COVID unit nurses

A creative replacement for Galabration celebration at Plainfield school: St. Mary Immaculate taking the raffle concept to whole new level of fun

Lockport won’t be getting its ‘ducks lined up in a row’: Accessible artwork will help Lockport’s small businesses

LocalLit book review: ‘Soul Parole’ by Tommy Connolly: A stark, firsthand glimpse into the mind of a Christian in recovery

Channahon and #Minooka Knights of Columbus to host blood drive: The Knights hope over 100 units will be donated at this event

Edward Hospital answers your questions about COVID-19 vaccines: Get the facts on availability, safety, efficacy and more 

Mystery Diner: Joliet’s Old Fashioned Pancake House consistently serves up outstanding food: Family-owned restaurant serves up breakfast, lunch and dinner seven days a week



Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage."



Thursday, January 14, 2021

Just a Brief Message Today

I  have an early morning doctor's appointment today, so I'm a little rushed.

But that doesn't mean I can't stop a moment to offer a few kind words to the people who stop to read this blog.

I hope that today treats you well and that you stay safe during these crazy times.

I hope your day is full of love - full of people for you to love and at least a few who love you back.

May you take time to enjoy something that gives you joy.

And may peace rule in your heart and life at all times.



Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Fun Discovery: The Voice Actors Behind Your Favorite Holiday Shows

During our family's Christmas 2020 Film Festival (made possible by social distance due to COVID), we watched some of the animated Christmas specials from my childhood: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Little Drummer Boy, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, and  Charlie Brown Christmas.

Thanks to the internet, we interspersed our watching with looking up trivia on the people behind the voices (links at the bottom of his blog).

One man had quite the prolific career: Paul Frees. If Wikipedia is correct, he also had five wives and died by suicide.

Still, the amount of projects to which he contributed is astounding, to say the least.

https://www.otrcat.com/p/paul-frees

https://www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com/actors/paul-frees

And now, check out the faces behind the voices of your childhood favorites:

https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/tv-shows/Rudolph-the-Red-Nosed-Reindeer/

https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/tv-shows/Santa-Claus-is-Comin-to-Town/

https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/tv-shows/Frosty-the-Snowman/

https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/tv-shows/Little-Drummer-Boy/

https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/tv-shows/How-the-Grinch-Stole-Christmas/