Friday, July 30, 2021

Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, July 24 through July 30

Good morning!

I have twenty-three feature stories to share with you today - with another six that haven't posted to The Herald-News website yet, so watch for them over the weekend.

Here's a quick summary of where I'm at, fiction-wise. 

Rebekah has approved Cornell Dyer and the Mistical Being, and I'm waiting for Sue Midlock, the artist for The Adventures of Cornell Dyer series, to feel well enough to work on art.

Sue had surgery a few weeks back, and she is still struggling with a lot of pain. Please send her good thoughts. 

Timothy has Cornell Dyer and the Calcium-Deficient Bones mentally worked out. We had scheduled a very early morning breakfast meeting (he loves to discuss these over breakfast and coffee at local restaurants), but he may now have a work committment. 

And then, for down the road, Sarah had a crazy dream that sounded perfect for An Adventure of Cornell Dyer mystery. Bur she wants time to draw some sketches, a map, and write the "rules." It's called Cornell Dyer and the House of Broken Portals.

Bertrand the Mouse is still missing, but Bertrand's Uncle Bartie is in town to help find his mischievous little nephew.

I'm currently working on tons of character outlines for all the new characters (and returning minor characters who now have secnodary or major role) in the second book of the Limbo trilogy: Call of the Siren. I also spent some time last weekend re-reading and doing some editing on the portions already written.

I have in my possession the first piece of completed cover art for the "Girls of the BryonySeries" series for tween girls. It's beautiful and it shows that artist Jennifer Wainright can draw anything from werewolves to portraits! She's working on art for the next two books (I have eight planned in all).

In fact, most of the books are outlined. One is nearly ready to go and a second is about a third of the way. Cool, huh?

Now back to the twenty-three feature stories. Simply click on the link of the story that looks interesting to you. Happy scrolling!

But before the stories, I have a list of additional resources and information. Please check them out, too -

Finally, if you'd like to find more kindness in your life, consider this book.

And have a great Friday!

RECIPE OF THE WEEK

Sue's Diner is a fictional restaurant in the fictional Munsonville that only exists in the BryonySeries.

Each Sunday, we post a new recipe. The recipe is either featured in one of our cookbooks or will be featured in an upcoming cookbook.

Check out the recipe here.

WRITERS

If you're a writer anywhere in the world, you're welcome to join WriteOn Joliet's Facebook pageWe're based in Joliet, Illinois, but we love to meet and interact with writers outside our area, too.

If you'd like to officially join WriteOn Joliet, we have two tiers of dues. We also have a marketing arm that's getting longer every year, well, except this year. Check us out at writeonjoliet.com.

I also suggest this book: Little Book of Revision: A Checklist for Fiction Writers. It's exactly as it says. Each page some with one suggestion for revision. The rest of the page is blank, so you can add your own notes. All proceeds benefit WriteOn Joliet.

If you need support in your writing, I highly recommend this Twitter group: #5amwritersclub. I  joined it last year. Writers support each other on Twitter and meet every three weeks at 5 a.m. (4 a.m. CST - needless to say, I am often late!) on Zoom.

If you need editing or help with self-publishing, check out dmbaranunland.com.

ARTISTS

If you need an artist for a project, I offer these recommendations.

NEWSLETTERS

Sign up for the Will County Go Guide and Sign up for the LocalLit Short Story and Book Review Newsletter at https://www.theherald-news.com/newsletter/

Sign up for The Munsonville Times by emailing us at bryonyseries@gmail.com. The newsletter still isn't official yet, so we don't have an actual link on the website - but we are working on it! 

SOCIAL MEDIA

Daily updates: I do post the briefs on Twitter during the week, so you're welcome to follow me at @Denise_Unland61.

BryonySeries stuff: I post curated content relating to the BryonySeries at @BryonySeries. And assorted related content at www.facebook.com/BryonySeries.

And of course, please follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

BRYONYSERIES BOOKS

For books and more information about the series, visit bryonyseries.com.

BRYONYSERIES EVENTS

A full month of virtual events can be found at bryonyseries.com/calendar-of-events-1.

QUESTIONS

Email me at bryonyseries@gmail.com.

Thank you for reading The Herald-News. And for reading this blog. And if you've read (or plan to read) any of my books. Your support is greatly appreciated.

FEATURES

An Extraordinary Life: 'Everyone became a better person for having known Sue’: Shorewood woman was a positive force in among family, friends and the Troy community

LocalLit book review: Think ‘moments’ not ‘programs’: 'Moments’ by Rosemary Dunne is more than a handbook for dementia care.

Treasured ring of Will County judge was lost for 14 years - but now is found: Raymond Nash credits Joliet-area metal detectors and God for its safe return

Joliet West class of 1981 to host 40th class reunion: RSVPS are appreciated but not required 

Popular New Lenox festival seeking exhibitors: United Methodist Church to host 42nd event on Sept. 18

USF student elected to the Illinois Certification board of directors: Monika Gomez began her term earlier in July

Pets of the Week: July 26: Will County rescues have dogs and cats for adoption

Pick up a good book, take a photo with Santa: Crest Hill branch library to host ‘Christmas in July Book Nook Sale’

Joliet university opens invites the community to use its Challenge Center: USF invites organizations to explore teambuilding through ‘the power of play’ 

Joliet man receives 5-organ transplant, including 2nd liver: Phillip Hanks wants people to know know ‘anything is possible through God’

Grab a Big Wheel and let your ‘inner child’ out this Saturday: Joliet nonprofit to host The Great American Big Wheel Race at ATI Stadium

Blood donors urgently needed in Will County - especially type O: African American donors of all blood types are also needed

2nd elevator at 18-story building for seniors and disabled adults still out of commission: Joshua Arms in Joliet is still operating with just 1 elevator for its residents - and probably will into 2022

The unvaccinated become an ‘incubation site’ for more COVID-19 variants: Now is the time to get vaccinated, Will County health experts stress

5 Things to do in Will County: activities the whole family can enjoy: Living history, Sponge Bob, dinosaurs, vintage fair, food trucks

35 ways to enjoy the I&M Canal Corrider through October: Will County Inside/Outside Guide offers suggestions for enjoying your weekend and beyond

3 educators at D. 86 in Joliet promoted into new roles: John Armstrong, Tanisha Cannon, Eleise Medina moved into new positions 

LocalLit book preview: A literary way to celebrate Christmas in July: 'Keeping Christmas’ anthology has story by mother of former New Lenox resident

D. 202 in Plainfield adds 12 instructional technology coach positions: Training for new instructional coaches was held this past week 

Students of former Catholic school to celebrate 70th class reunion: Event will be held in September at Jameson’s Pub in Joliet

Mystery Diner: Jameson’s in Joliet is pub food at its finest: Every portion of every order is always perfect

Would you like to work at Morris Hospital?: Attending this job fair on Aug. 12 is a good 1st step

D. 86 in Joliet announces retirement of 18 employees: Employees served D. 86 for a total of 390 years 


Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage"


Thursday, July 29, 2021

A Tiny Snowbell

I loved this book as a child and read and re-read it many times.

The only part I didn't like was the ending, when the cat turned out to be just an ordinary cat. So I fixed that in the BryonySeries.

Some excerpts:

“Me-ow,” wailed the white cat at the back door. She pressed her little, pink nose against the glass, pleading to the house’s occupants for entrance.

Brian dropped his spoon into the cereal bowl, sloshing milk over the sides. He turned wheedling eyes on his mother, who refused to budge.

“For the hundredth time, no! We are not keeping that cat.”

“But Mom, it’s freezing outside. Now that Scooter’s gone….” Brian’s voice broke. “I mean, what if Scooter was cold and hungry and no one let him in?”

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Nothing was there, except for Snowbell contentedly purring at her feet. Melissa touched her chin and her neck. They were whole, untouched, sound.

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John still sat there, intently watching her, the same way Snowbell watched mice. Then she remembered what Snowbell did to mice.

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Snowbell’s possessions were packed and waiting at the front door. Julie pushed Snowbell at Brian with such force he almost dropped her. Then she shoved Snowbell’s supply box onto the front porch. “Don’t ever ask me to watch your creepy cat again!” 

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           Some trinket boxes were oval, but all had either fairy or animal-shaped knobs. One cat resembled Snowbell, for its fur was white; its staring eyes were blue; and its head cocked to one side. 


Julie hugged Melissa, but she still looked grave. “I didn’t overreact. Snowbell is definitely weird.”

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“Brian,” she said, “does Snowbell ever stare at you, for no reason, I mean?”

“Of course, she does. She’s a cat.”

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“Snowbell’s torticollis stumps me,” the veterinarian said. “Her tests are normal, no infections or tumors. The only other possible cause is a past head trauma. Bring her back if you notice other symptoms, but otherwise, don’t worry. She seems to have adjusted to it.”

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Angry scratches crisscrossed her left arm, from her shoulder to back of her hand. Snowbell jumped off her bed. Darned cat!  


When I was very young, younger than five, I had a white plush/stuffed toy mother cat and three kittens that sat near the pillows on my unmade bed. 

And then one day, they were gone.

My mother had thrown them away. She said the doctor told her to do it.

I didn't understand them it was because of my asthma, although that would not be officially diagnosed for at least another decade.

Now the other day, this arrived for me in the mail, a "just because" gift from Rebekah.

She is handmade and a perfect Snowbell, don't you think?

You may also enjoy this short story.




Wednesday, July 28, 2021

The Perfect Birthday Gift: A Shower Curtain

Yes, a shower curtain is a perfect birthday gift.

Especially when the recipient is sixty, loves waterscapes, and will be moving into a townhome where she will have a bathroom of her own.


One's own bathroom probably doesn't sound like a great luxury. But I raised six kids (so a total of eight people) in a house with only one bathroom.

And then when we moved to Channahon, that single bathroom was also shared with up to three stepchildren.

In fact, we never had a "two bathroom" option (and the Channahon bathroom was small - not even large enough for a bathtub. It had a tiny freestanding shower thgat blocked the tiny window) until we began The Higher Ark, a youth group for our church, and the village allowed us to put a porta potty in the backyard on a semi-permanent basis (i.e. seven years).

That porta potty was a real blessing in the last weeks when the well failed, and we had eight people in the home for two weeks without running water or septic while we rehomed everyone.

So this shower curtain...and hooks, and liner...


...and soap dish...



...for the soap Rebekah bought for me a few weeks ago as a "just because" gift...is just perfect for me.


Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Sue's Diner: Jelly Cake

This week's recipe is authentically Victorian and is adapted from Miss Beecher’s domestic receiptbook: designed as a supplement to her Treatise on domestic economy.

 The recipe also appears in the BryonySeries cookbook: Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles from "Bryony," which is a permament fundraiser for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties.

The recipe is referenced in the novel Bryony, where the protagonist, a 1970s teen named Melissa Marchellis, eats several slices of this cake at a nineteenth century party.

You can try our modified recipe on the Sue's Diner page on the BryonySeries website.

But try the recipe this week. It will be gone some time next week. A new recipe will take it's place. 


By the way, Sue's Diner is only real in the BryonySeries world. But didn't Timothy do a great job making the page look like a real menu at a vintage diner?

Here is the full diner page: bryonyseries.com/sue-s-diner. You can't really order, of course (wouldn't it be great if you could?).

For more BryonySeries recipes, check out our three cookbooks at our BryonySeries bryonyseries.com/general-store.

Monday, July 26, 2021

On Fire

I always like to think that nothing bad can happen in life without a corresponding outpouring of good.
At any rate, that appears to be the case over the past few days.

For instance:

Rebekah received her second COVID shot on Thursday and had the most robust reaction of all of us: arm felt "on fire," fever, etc., forcing her to pamper herself and rest. 

She also read through (and approved) Cornell Dyer and the "Mistical" Being, a book she started years ago, and where I recently expanded the draft. 

Rebekah has been super busy covering other people at work (July appears to be peak time for vacations at her company), so it's left her little free time. This weekend, she had an abundance of it.

She's still under the weather, so please think some "all better" thoughts for her.

I have a knee injury (long story here), so I spent a good part of the weekend with my leg elevated and wearing ice packs.

This left me plenty of time to get some writing work done on all fronts: a couple of big features projects, outling the new Girls of the BryonySeries series, two character questionnaires for Call of the Siren, and rereading and editing some of the previously written passages in "Siren."

Timothy, who's been enormously busy at work, scheduled a breakfast meeting for 6 a.m. next Saturday and a nearby restaurant (my first restaurant outing since COVID), to work on Cornell Dyer and the Calcium-Deficient Bones.

Our busy work schedules have kept bouncing this project, but we are both "on fire" to getting it done. So we'll (hopefully) get ahead of any weekend "surprises" by making it the first item of the day.

And, yes, we are still in the process of packing up TWO townhomes to move into two other townhomes in two weeks.

Finally - and here's the one that's most important.

I belong to an online writer's group called the 5amwritersclub.

Yesterday I received an email from the organizar, which was sent out to all members. This is what the email said:

Hey Folks,

I don't usually do this, but one of our members has had a personal catastrophe and could use some extra support. Tonya, has been a stalwart member of #5amwritersclub for over a year and unfortunately had a fire that destroyed her home. Luckily no one was hurt, but she has lost everything. I spoke with her earlier and she is working on getting back on her feet, but could use some help. She has set up a Go Fund Me page. If you are in a position to help, please take a look here.

Unfortunately, that member does not live in The Herald-News readership area, so I am unable to write a story to help raise support.

Fortunately, my blog goes everywhere (although certainly the level of readership can't even toucj that of a daily newspaper).

Anything that's happened to us (COVID shot response, knee issue, scheduling conflicts, having to pack up one's belongings to move to another place) can't even compare to the catastrophe of losing all those belongings and one's home in a fire.

But perhaps the support of strangers can warm this member's heart in ways even a fire can't touch.

If you can send a few dollars her way, that would be wonderful. Here is the GoFundMe link: gofund.me/811b267b.

And if you cannot help in this way, please send up a few prayers, good thoughts, etc.

This person and her family will need them for a long, long time.



Saturday, July 24, 2021

"Respect and a New Hire" by Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara

 Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara, sent this piece earlier in the week. 

I'm guessing it's an excerpt from a sequel to Ruthless that he's currently writing, for the piece features Sheriff Matt from the first book.

It's got a nice O. Henry twist at the end. Enjoy!


The sheriff was polite enough but didn’t seem to think that a five-year veteran of the CPD had the right stuff to patrol the roads of Munsonville. What was his problem? Black, female, being by the book …or did he hold suspect her roommate; which of those was the real reason? He deployed her as temporary but insisted on riding with her every shift. It had been nearly a week and not one peep out of the overnight dispatcher. At the end of her last shift, Marsha heard Sheriff Matt telling someone that tonight likely would be her last.

              “Home invasion in progress,” came over the radio.

              She drove hot; Matt knew the place and person. Dome lights, police cam, action – but Sheriff Matt wasn’t about body cams. Anyway, they were at the disturbance inspecting the entrances.

              “No evidence of break in,” she told him.

              That pompous sheriff seemed awfully relaxed.

              “Break down the door?” But smartass lifted the doormat and pulled a key.

              “Go first. Show me what you got.”

              Two minutes later, they were back in the cruiser and Marsha was fuming. The perpetrator was still in the house, and Matt looked like he found the flaw he’d been looking for all along.

              “What!” she snapped.

              “Could have done worse, but you could have done better.”

              “Did you know that a brownie was washing dishes?” she fumed.

              “Yeah,” the sheriff allowed. “Ramon cleans old man Daven’s place every Saturday. Do you think we shouldn’t have responded?”

              “Of course not,” Marsha conceded. “It’s just…”

              “That a brownie was doing the cleaning? The first thing you did right, by the way, is seeing a brownie and not a dangerous burglar. You didn’t shoot him when he didn’t freeze or mix it up with him when he told you to find your own old man to clean for. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mythical creatures that are dangerous. That’s why we came out this way. Could have been a ghost, werewolf, or vampire that just so happen to terrorize the old man the same night Ramon cleans…dementia, get it?”

              “You should have told me. What if I did shoot?”

              “Ramon would have fixed the bullet holes. He doesn’t believe in revolvers. You believe in brownies.”

              Marsha sighed and spilled.

              “My wife is an old world farmer,” she said. “That’s why I quit Chicago for a place we could raise food and our two baby boys.”

              “Still want the job?”

              “That depends on what I did wrong,” Marsha responded suspiciously.

              “Not too much. You could have showed more respect to Ramon. He takes care of the old man because we humans don’t. It might have helped if you’d picked up a dry cloth and started drying the dishes while you talked to him. Brownies are good friends to cops looking for bad elves and fairies.”

              She got it.

              “So what do we write in our report?” Marsha asked.

              “Nobody hears about this but our own DMC.”

              “Detroit Medical Center?”

              “Department of Mythical Creators…I’ll introduce you tomorrow.”




            

Friday, July 23, 2021

Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, July 17 through July 23

Good morning!

I have twenty-one feature stories to share with you today - with another eight that haven't posted to The Herald-News website yet, so watch for them over the weekend.

Here's a quick summary of where I'm at, fiction-wise. 

I'm waiting for Rebekah to read and approve Cornell Dyer and the Mistical Being (she's worked a lot of extra hours this month and is chilling this weekend as she had her second COVID shot yesterday), and I'm waiting for Sue Midlock, the artist for The Adventures of Cornell Dyer series, to feel well enough to work on art.

Sue had surgery a few weeks back, and she is still struggling with a lot of pain. Please send her good thoughts. 

Timothy has Cornell Dyer and the Calcium-Deficient Bones mentally worked out. We just need our schedules to sync up.

And then, for down the road, Sarah had a crazy dream that sounded perfect for An Adventure of Cornell Dyer mystery. Bur she wants time to draw some sketches, a map, and write the "rules." It's called Cornell Dyer and the House of Broken Portals.

Bertrand the Mouse is still missing, but Bertrand's Uncle Bartie is in town to help find his mischievous little nephew.

I'm currently working on tons of character outlines for all the new characters (and returning minor characters who now have secnodary or major role) in the second book of the Limbo trilogy: Call of the Siren. 

I have in my possession the first piece of completed cover art for the "Girls of the BryonySeries" series for tween girls. It's beautiful and it shows that artist Jennifer Wainright can draw anything from werewolves to portraits! She's working on art for the next two books (I have eight planned in all).

Now back to the twenty-one feature stories. Simply click on the link of the story that looks interesting to you. Happy scrolling!

But before the stories, I have a list of additional resources and information. Please check them out, too -

Finally, if you'd like to find more kindness in your life, consider this book.

And have a great Friday!

RECIPE OF THE WEEK

Sue's Diner is a fictional restaurant in the fictional Munsonville that only exists in the BryonySeries.

Each Sunday, we post a new recipe. The recipe is either featured in one of our cookbooks or will be featured in an upcoming cookbook.

Check out the recipe here.

WRITERS

If you're a writer anywhere in the world, you're welcome to join WriteOn Joliet's Facebook pageWe're based in Joliet, Illinois, but we love to meet and interact with writers outside our area, too.

If you'd like to officially join WriteOn Joliet, we have two tiers of dues. We also have a marketing arm that's getting longer every year, well, except this year. Check us out at writeonjoliet.com.

I also suggest this book: Little Book of Revision: A Checklist for Fiction Writers. It's exactly as it says. Each page some with one suggestion for revision. The rest of the page is blank, so you can add your own notes. All proceeds benefit WriteOn Joliet.

If you need support in your writing, I highly recommend this Twitter group: #5amwritersclub. I  joined it last year. Writers support each other on Twitter and meet every three weeks at 5 a.m. (4 a.m. CST - needless to say, I am often late!) on Zoom.

If you need editing or help with self-publishing, check out dmbaranunland.com.

ARTISTS

If you need an artist for a project, I offer these recommendations.

NEWSLETTERS

Sign up for the Will County Go Guide and Sign up for the LocalLit Short Story and Book Review Newsletter at https://www.theherald-news.com/newsletter/

Sign up for The Munsonville Times by emailing us at bryonyseries@gmail.com. The newsletter still isn't official yet, so we don't have an actual link on the website - but we are working on it! 

SOCIAL MEDIA

Daily updates: I do post the briefs on Twitter during the week, so you're welcome to follow me at @Denise_Unland61.

BryonySeries stuff: I post curated content relating to the BryonySeries at @BryonySeries. And assorted related content at www.facebook.com/BryonySeries.

And of course, please follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

BRYONYSERIES BOOKS

For books and more information about the series, visit bryonyseries.com.

BRYONYSERIES EVENTS

A full month of virtual events can be found at bryonyseries.com/calendar-of-events-1.

QUESTIONS

Email me at bryonyseries@gmail.com.

Thank you for reading The Herald-News. And for reading this blog. And if you've read (or plan to read) any of my books. Your support is greatly appreciated.

FEATURES

An Extraordinary Life: Plainfield cancer patient created trust fund for young son: Register now for Inaugural Jamie Marie Memorial Golf Benefit

Loved ones say slain man was kind, laid-back, family-oriented: ‘It’s a really big loss for anyone who knows him’

Open house scheduled for Lead Service Line Replacement Program: The village of Frankfort received funding From the Illinois EPA

Long-tenured employee of Manhattan bank retires: Bee Robbins was the ‘face of the bank’

Pets of the Week: July 19: Will County rescues have dogs and cats for adoption

Silver Cross advisory board celebrates 130 years of service and support: Board was founded on July 6, 1891, as the Board of Lady Managers

Register now for the 38th annual ‘Kids Klassic’ golf outing: Proceeds for the Aug. 4 event benefit Easterseals Joliet Region 

LocalLit book preview: the how-tos of good dementia care: 'Moments’ by Rosemary Dunne will be reviewed in LocalLit newsletter on Tuesday 

Kimberly Napolski to become asst. principal at #Plainfield school: Napolski currently teaches English at Plainfield East HS 

7 RE/MAX Ultimate Professionals agents recognized for transactions: Agents honored in REALTrends + Tom Ferry “America’s Best Real Estate Professionals” Rankings

30th anniversary Silver Cross Charity Golf Classic raises $294,000: Block Electric in #Shorewood, Bob Filotto and Frank Margaron honored at event  

Lockport students bring home 1st national gold medal at SkillsUSA: The annual National Leadership and Skills Competition was held virtually in June

Baran-Unland: I really wanted to avoid the COVID-19 vaccine. But now I’m fully vaccinated. Here’s why.

Parent’s petition against face mask mandate for students gets notice: District 122 in New Lenox intends to provide as much normalcy to students as possible

Unknown shooter ‘opened fire’ into nonprofit’s office: Warehouse Workers for Justice in Joliet surpassed fundraising goal for repairs in 7 days 

5 Things to do in Will County: a Hawaiian experience in Plainfield: Plus get ‘Strung Out’ on ‘70s music and ‘Margaritaville’ and head outside for ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’ and volunteer projects

7 ways to have fun at the Will County forest preserve this weekend: Will County Inside/Outside Guide offers suggestions for enjoying your weekend

Make sure kids are up-to-date on their vaccinations: Will County Health Department encourages families to make appointments now 

Celebrate the forgotten #pollinators this week: Midewin National Tallgrass Prairie is hosting programming for National Moth Week

5 civilians, first-responders honored for water rescue: Recognition given at #Plainfield Fire Protection District’s board of trustees July meeting 



Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage."


Thursday, July 22, 2021

She Took the Time to Paint a Lake

In three blog posts from 2010 here and here and here, I talk about my love for "Woods, Water, and Michigan," of which all three made their way into the BryonySeries.

I mentioned that here because Jasmine has read all three books of the BryonySeries "drop of blood" trilogy, and she understands the importance of lakes.


And ever since we moved to this townhome two years ago (we're moving again in a couple of weeks), I've wanted to fill a long wall in my room with a painting of a lake.

Since them, Timothy has bought three paintings of lakes for me.

This one for Old Calendar Christmas January 7, 2020, that fits very nicely above my closet door.



And this one that Timothy also bought that didn't fill the wall as I had hoped - and that would not stay hung because it's heavy and the wall literally has brick behind it.

Oh, yeah, and a candid of me.

Side note: dresser belonged to my maternal grandmother, who died within days of my seventh birthday at the age of sixty-four. I treasure this piece.


So this is where the painting has stayed since then (with the Larry the Llama photo bomb).


Now for this past Christmas, Timothy bought another lake painting, one that's larger and lighter:



But let's just say 2021 has been extremely busy. I do admire the painting every day when I carefully moved the painting to take clothes out of my closet and then carefully set it back into place.

The goal is to actually hang it on a real wall in the new townhome.



I also have two waterscapes from local author and photographer Robert Hafey. He gave the first one to me as a gift after we collaborated on a project together for WriteOn Joliet



And Timothy bought the second one for me from an exhibit Bob held at the Book and Bean Cafe in Joliet right before the pandemic.



Now when I opened Jasmine's birthday present on my sixtieth birthday on July 15, all I saw at first was this really pretty paper.


But when I moved the paper aside, I saw this:


Yes, Jasmine painted them herself.


You know, for my new bathroom, she said. And she will even help to hang them, to help ensure they actually go on an actual wallk.






Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Flowers from Timothy

As I was preparing to jump onto a WriteOn Joliet meeting last Thursdau, Timothy walked through the back door of my townhome with an enormous vase of flowers for my sixtieth birthday.



And a card...


And then he had to take the flowers outside for a better photo, placing them onto the patio furniture Jasmine bought me for Mother's Day (that I've only sat on once...so far).


And here are a few closeups because the flowers are really lovely.





We love flowers in our family. I used to own many vases (before we lost the house in Channahon), and I filled the house with cut flowers every week.

I remember the cashier in the checkout once exclaming, "What lovely flowers! Who are they for?"

My answer was swift: "Me!"

Timothy buys cut flowers for himself, too, and places them around his townhome. The tall vase has the flowers is he gave me for Mother's Day this year. They are next to a vase of flowers Rebkeah bought for herself the previous week.



And a closeup view of his Mother's Day flowers:




And here are some purple/lilac roses Rebekah bought me for Calkins Day 2020 (an early Valentine's Day present).


Timothy bought me some beautiful purple roses for Mother's Day 2020, too. 



There's a saying that everything is better with flowers. What do you think?


Tuesday, July 20, 2021

The Completed Cake

Rebekah, a pastry chef, started my birthday cake on the day before my birthday.

She baked a chocolate cake with ganache and strawberries dipped in dark chocolate with white chocolate drizzles, which I posted on social media.

All of this was homemade, put together on her work break and after she had clocked out for the day.

I had finally signed off the computer and wandered downstairs and into the kitchen to look for food and found the strawberries, just chilling in the refrigerator.

Now, I only had two candles on the cake, a six and a zero, because Rebekah was afraid that lighting sixty individual candles on the cake would melt the ganache.

Hey, two candles were easier on an old person's asthmatic lungs, too.

Yes, I did blow them out. Both of them.

And then just four of us ate the entire cake in under three days.

Rebekah did all of this in stages: first the strawberries and then the cake and ganache.

It set up in the refrigerator overnight. On my birthday (July 15, in case anyone wants to send me a gift next year), she placed the strawberries on top; we sang "Happy Birthday" and we ate it all in two days.







Monday, July 19, 2021

Sue's Diner: Kale Fritters

 Although kale fritters (with bacon) sound as if they're from a decade ago when kale was super trendy, they're not.

This week's recipe is authentically nineteenth century and originall featured in the Bohemian-American Cookbook by Marie Rosicky, published by the Automatic Printing Company (www.autoprintomaha.com).

 The recipe also appears in the BryonySeries cookbook: Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles from "Bryony," which is a permament fundraiser for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties.

The recipe is referenced in the novel BryonyThe BryonySeries cookbook explains it this way:

When Melissa develops a crush on Henry, she boldly approaches him for a date. Henry seizes his chance to enlarge Melissa’s world and gives her a kaleidoscope evening of theatre, historical landmarks, and peasant food.

These kale fritters are super savory and would make a great appetizer. We just snacked on them, and they disappeared in a few hours.

You can try our modified recipe on the Sue's Diner page on the BryonySeries website.

But try the recipe this week. It will be gone some time next week. A new recipe will take it's place. 


By the way, Sue's Diner is only real in the BryonySeries world. But didn't Timothy do a great job making the page look like a real menu at a vintage diner?

Here is the full diner page: bryonyseries.com/sue-s-diner. You can't really order, of course (wouldn't it be great if you could?).

For more BryonySeries recipes, check out our three cookbooks at our BryonySeries bryonyseries.com/general-store.

Saturday, July 17, 2021

"She Was The Lake"

Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara, sent me this lovely piece of "fan fiction" earlier this week, and I finally had time to read it on my birthday because I had the day off.

Ed has set this piece as after BeforeThe Blood. But as with all BryonySeries fiction, it's isn't necessary to read the other books to to follow and enjoy a particular story.

His idea is based on Bryony's bonding with Lake Munson in the fictional northern Michigan fishing vilage of Munsonville. Bryony bonds with the lake because the lake is central to the village, because her father is cold and distant, because her mother is dead.

She was the lake, and the lake was she.

From deep beyond deep, it called to her from depths, and her chest rose and fell its answer. Sometimes its waves were gentle and easy; sometimes they were short and choppy; sometimes they were rapid, harsh, and heaving with spume.

So - enjoy!


Dear MOMI,

Once again, I find myself stealing from you. Would it be OK to continue along is line with not only Susan, but Bryony as I can't seem to leave any of your characters in the graves you dig for them.


There were too many empty graves in Munsonville. Susan Betts had clawed her way through the dirt and grass, but she was not buried in the cemetery. The good Reverend would not allow the bodies of known damned planted in the same plot of earth as those just might have been saved.

“For all the good it did,” Susan thought bitterly.

If anyone wasn’t damned, it would be someone that didn’t live, someone that hadn’t died, or someone that never heard of Munsonville. You see, in that village, just like Hell itself, everyone was welcome. All the fires of Munsonville Hell lived below the streets, shops, shacks, boats, barns, and stables that proclaimed the village folk as too plain to be dangerous, too unremarkable to be monsters, too unimportant to be the hosts of Hell.

It was almost morning, and the full sun should melt her like candlewax. She didn’t care, but the heat was like the fire she had earned.

Susan.

Something called. It wasn’t him, but she ran down Blue Gill Road anyway. Anyway or anywhere, it made no difference, but she was scared and so she ran and kept running till anywhere became any road and anywhere was the mansion. She ran too fast for a lady. But now, she stood and stared at the hell that had come to her.

The Simons Mansion was not what it was. Instead it was everything it ever was. A plot of uncut trees; the scaffolds of its construction like a hundred little gallows; the palace where she labored as a servant of her friend, the old hulk of disrepair, decay, and death; The infernal scream of monstrous ruin on fire, the smoldering remains; and the empty plot of nothing; all transposed on the same spot. The greatest part of it was the empty plot, the least was its time as a palace.

This is where the bride got lost and found a locked door that she had no key for. This is where her friend left her in shame. This is where that terrible man…

Susan.

That call again! It was farther than it was at first.

“What!”

She heard her voice snap back impatiently as if she had a right to ever raise her voice.

Susan, run away. Away is lake.

Was it the trees that whispered now?

“I want to go back. I want to go to Fisher Farm. I want to be a summer sister again.”

No one lives there. Dead horses. No blood. Susan, come lake.

“Cowboy?”

Mr. Munson doesn’t ride. No one does. Come lake, Susan. Come me.

“But the Simons Mansion, why is it…”

No good, anymore. Vampires have parties there. Pain, lies, and death. Lake, Susan. Now.

“It was a palace. You were its queen.”

Someone else now. No good. Not her or him. What I am is where I am. Always is everywhere. Come now. Lake.

Knowledge pierced her undead mind.

“Bryony,” And she was there on her sandy shores. Now she could hear the voice of her former friend in full sentences as she spoke when she lived.

“Why did you leave me, Susan? Why, did you go and why did you kill yourself?”

“I never left.”

“You left before you went somewhere else. You never talked with me, not really. If you had, the whole thing would have been different. I lost you to shame and you were dead before you died. We should have stayed summer sisters. Failing that, I should have had you comb my hair instead of Trudi. Then, I would have also combed yours.”

“I am a dirty tramp, ma’am. Somebody tells me to do something, and I do it. That’s the way it is with a girl who lives and dies in bloody filth. Even you. You married a king, became a queen and I had to do what you say.”

“Don’t ma’am me!” Lake Munsonville darkens, threatening to storm.

But Susan was so far beyond caring.

“Ma’am because I worked for you. Ma’am because if you were my friend, you would have taken my baby instead of letting her go to the lowest bidder who was so desperate for a baby that she even could coup with the daughter of a filthy rag. If you’d have taken her, you wouldn’t have insisted on one of your own. You’d still be alive, Ma’am.”

“Fancy talk for Susan Betts,” the lake quipped. Then the waves calmed but the water darkened again. “He taught you.”

“He COMPELS me! I tried to stop him. I killed myself so he wouldn’t turn me, but somehow he did anyway. He said he couldn’t tolerate his blood whore sounding like an urban slut for the work he wants of me.”

“You don’t mean the twins, do you?”

“No. I was depressed. I was ashamed. But I would have lived despite the back and forth with the twins just to have my baby grow. But when he came to me, he made me evil. Do you know evil, Bryony? It’s not the twins’ they’re just hungry. Evil is when the only time it feels is when it hurts someone. Nothing else matters. That’s him. That’s what he’s going to make me when he finds where I’ve gone but I’ve nowhere to go. Kellen Wechsler is a powerful vampire and maybe the Devil himself, but now he’s my master. I can’t be friends with you Ma’am because I am to torment the son of his playthings. He wants your baby to punish John Simons for his disobedience and I have to obey.”

“To be fair, it was the King that refused your baby.”

“Because his husband master made him,” Susan mocked trying to hate the only friend she ever had.

“Perhaps, if you mean, John Simons but Henry Mathews is the father who is also his husband master. None of that worries me. The child was saved by all my many friends who fear nothing and are indifferent to the plans of vampires, ghosts, or devils. It was the trees that saved him, and you shall not harm him even if you must. You could forget all of that. You can forgive me for what I did as Bryony, and I shall forgive all you’ve done as Susan. But will you forgive what I do as Lake Munsonville?”

“What will you do as a lake that’s so terrible?”

“Drown all of the men.”

“You were Bryony then. You were as sad as I was.”

“Susan Betts, put your back to me and tell me what Munsonville looks like.”

Susan tried to comply but once her back was to the water, all she could see was the changing; the same thing she saw when she looked to the mansion.

“It’s always changing. It’s the same, but it’s always different. I don’t know.”

“And now look at me. Am I not always changing too.”

Of course she was, but always there was a limit and regularity to the change. The lake swelled and retreated, froze over and melted, grow choppy and calmed.

“I was once not Bryony, then I was but I was still the lake. One day, I shall wash the sins of the village and drowned everything that is not forest. I do not feel sad when I drown people. I bring them to where they live in my belly. Come inside me, Susan. Your master will never find you and I will never give you up.”

“What about the men that live in your belly, do they have to do what you say?”

“They don’t do anything at all, nor do the fish or the weeds. They just are, Susan. In my belly you will not call me Ma’am and of the men that still fish on top of me, you can whisper to me who I should take and who I should spare. We can be friends again. We shall be indifferent to the place that didn’t love you enough.”

“But you’re cold and I’ll drown.”

“You don’t have to breath anymore. You’ll like the cold once you get used to it. Vampires hide in deep water all the time. Come, Susan. I can’t comb your hair, but I can wash you clean. You’ll never feel ashamed in my belly. Just swim to my center and I’ll pull you in. Stay with me, Susan.”

And for the first hundred years as a vampire, that’s what Susan Betts did.