Denise Unland's Alternative Geneology Part 12

By Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara

Agent 0007 spent the best part of the cold war with an assumed name, with an assumed husband, giving assumed birth to normal children, which included Denise’s mother. She used her spare time in secrete CIA underground libraries working on her theory of defensive poetry against the communist threat.

The limericks that she constructed were so powerful that she earned her place as among the three greatest writers of Denise’s gene pool. (Remember, that includes Homer and Denise herself.) Unfortunately, it would be years before the CIA’s Russian network could get these poems written on the men’s rooms of the Kremlin. But when they did, the effect were sudden and complete, forcing, for fear of further insult, the communist party to lay down its stronghold on power and democratic election to be held. Fear of the same in China caused it to embrace a capitalist model for its future.

I wish I could include some of the limericks for this web site but I could not break into the cyber vault that contains them along with the floor plans for nuclear missiles, the landing sites of UFO’s, and the location of Hoffa’s body. Moreover, these limericks are in Russian. I’m afraid we will know extraterrestrial poems before we can utter the first line of 0007’s poetry.

Sadly, Denise’s grandmother did not live long enough to see her victory over communism bear fruit. Instead, she lived and wrote the journal of her own heartbreaking defeat. You see, during her limerick writing for the CIA, she chanced upon a youth who was being badly bullied. Concerned for his welfare, she attempted to teach him defensive poetry and documented his progress.