I found this gem buried in my blog's archives.
Longtime readers: perhaps you recall it?
Shorttime readers: Enjoy!
Saturday,
March 2, 2013
EdCalkins on Pope Benedict's XVI's Resignation, Lent and Calkins Day,
"Visage," and Revisiting the Marriage Proposal
Dear
Momi (Mistress of My Immortality):
Surely,
you jest as to why I haven't been able to drop you a line. My internal
investigation into the IVA's involvement with Pope Benedict’s resignation is quite
difficult as you can imagine any internal investigation would be when you don't
know who the members are.
As
the only public member and spokesman, I can assure you that allegations of
strong arming the Pope, intimidating him, or scribbling on him with colored
markers, are being investigated. In case you haven't drawn any parallels into
the Pope's resigning I should point out that Calkins Day fell on Ash Wednesday,
the beginning of Lent for Catholics.
For
members of faith, Lent is supposed to be a long period of fasting, somber
refection, and self-denial, making it difficult for the joyful indulgence of
Ireland’s most ruthless dictator, paper boy, and vampire extraorindaire. Of
course this limitation only applies to Catholics; do you think there are any of
those in Ireland?
I
personally have argued against dispensation the way the Vatican treats St Paddy
(who wants to piss off a saint), but I’m sure the Bishop of Rome was warned
what might happen if Lent wasn't pushed back a month. (The season of Lent is
determined by a lunar calendar, so the actual day moves; I think it’s the same
in your Eastern Orthodox faith.)
Anyway,
my reading of Visage has until now been delayed because I gave any too many
copies, leaving me to share with my wife, granddaughter, and son. I've just
started reading it... or will by the week’s end so NO SPOILERS, please.
Already
my granddaughter, who was really too young to attempt the book—she’s nine-- is
asking for her leprechaun and giggling. My wife groaned about newspapers and
muttered that I'm going to need larger pants for my ego after this.
Once
again, Momi, you must not feel guilty about turning down my proposal of
marriage. The hurt inside will heal and make me a stronger, more ruthless
vampire for the wear if it. I'll update you latter on the Pope thing.
Ruthlessly yours,
Ed Calkins,
Steward of Tara
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