So my month of "horror" began on January 27 with this upper cabinet/pantry door.
It looks like a regular door, doesn't it?
And it is a regular door. Because you know the old saying, "Doors don't do stupid things. People do stupid things."
Keep that saying in mind as we scroll along.
Now here is a photo of that upper cabinet/pantry door in context.
Forgive the food sitting on the counter, waiting to be put away. We're coming out of two weeks of sickness at our home, and we definitely set our priorities (cleaning and organizing fell off the list).
Now just beyond that "window" over the kitchen sink (near the paper towel roll) is technically a dining room. But we use it for our coffee bar area.
Tiny likes to sit under the coffee bar (my grandmother's dresser repurposed). He also likes to eat near the coffee bar.
I suppose "likes to eat" is a bit of an exaggeration. Tiny does not (overall) like to eat, unless we're talking treats or grapes.
So mealtimes with Mr. Tiny are elaborate affairs, where someone needs to sit near him and coax him to eat. He loves food once he gets going. So that's not the problem.
We suspect Tiny, as the runt of his litter in a breeder home, also landed on the empty bowl side of mealtime, since he seems to be "saving" the food instead of eating it.
He also has some digestive issues, with all tests negative for all sorts of gastrointestional health things along with allergies.
Anyway, we have a trainer Tiny likes and a veterinarian we like sorting that mess out. That's just a little background for the fun to come.
So during this particular time in January, we were trying a special canned food for Tiny that he did seem to like and eat on his own.
The problem is that one could only put a bit in his bowl at the time. If one gave Tiny too much, he wouldn't eat it. If one dawdled too long in refilling the bowl, he walked away and wouldn't eat it.
Also, this particular food is quite sticky. One can't simply set a giant blob in Tiny's bowl for him to figure out (he doesn't). The blob needs to to be fork cut (or spoon or knife cut) into manageable chunks and then slid into his bowl before he quites finishes the previous blobby chunks.
So timing - and great speed - are key here.
Now for a little more background.
Faith was having her own challenging January. Although her blood tests were normal, she was eating and drinking more (a lot more) to keep up with her fluid and calories requirements (and failing).
Oh, and appliances were breaking in the house at record speed. This resulted in everyone running on fumes and reduced sleep just to responsibly address all the challenges (PS: All but one appliance is till not fixed).
So back to January 27.
Rebekah and I had just returned from a WriteOn Joliet meeting, and Daniel (who was busy with something in that moment) asked me to feed Tiny.
So before I even went upstairs to check on Faith, I took care of my tiny little adorable Pembroke Welsh Corgi.
Remember that spot on the counter where the food and acorn squash are sitting? That space was bare, and I was using that space to cut up food for Tiny and rushing it around the corner before he ate the previous serving.
Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, at - oh, I estimate twenty miles per hour.
On the final trip, my face smashed into the open cabinet door, just like in a Saturday morning cartoon.
I thought I'd broken my face. My glasses were twisted. I'm thinking concussion, retinal detachment etc. as I raced to the freezer for ice.
Rebekah, who was equally tired and even more dehydrated than Faith, had blearily gone into the cabinet for powdered electrolyte solution, which she set on the island to mix. She was going to close the door after she mixed the drink and put the solution away.
She never thought I would not see a cabinet door of that size open to its full width.
But I was in "Tiny Zoomy mode" and running on autopilot and paying attention to absolutely nothing else.
Daniel finished feeding Tiny while I iced my face.
Timothy reformed my glasses (my only pair, and I'm blind without them) while I iced my face.
Rebekeh checked on Faith and gave Faith her night meds while I iced my face.
Was it a God thing? My swiftness in grabbing ice?
Whatever the reason, I escaped the whole incident relatively unscathed.
No swelling.
No bruising.
Just slight tenderness above my left eyebrow to my hairline.
But before we embarked on a really rough February...
...Tiny meekly (more or less, mostly less) finished his food and brought me a toy, ready to play.
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