Wednesday, November 30, 2022

Sue's Diner: Easy Berry Trifle

My mother, Virginia Schonbachler, contributed this recipe to the BryonySeries cookbook Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles from "Bryony."

We renamed it Darlene's Trifle for the cookbook because in Bryony, the protagonist's mother made this recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.

Rebekah also prepared it for a family Thanksgiving dinner last week as an alternate to pumpkin pie since half of the guests (many, but not all, were children) do not like pumpkin.

So if you need an easy-to-prepare dessert with plenty of child appeal for the holidays, we suggest this easy berry trifle, also known as Darlene's Trifle.

Try this recipe on the Sue's Diner page on the BryonySeries website

But try the recipe this week. It will be gone some time next week. A new recipe will take it's place. 

All proceeds from  Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles from "Bryony." benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties.

Order the cookbook from the BryonySeries store or from Amazon.


By the way, Sue's Diner is only real in the BryonySeries world. But didn't Timothy do a great job making the page look like a real menu at a vintage diner?

Here is the full diner page: bryonyseries.com/sue-s-diner. You can't really order, of course (wouldn't it be great if you could?).

For more BryonySeries recipes, check out our three cookbooks at our BryonySeries bryonyseries.com/general-store.

Friday, November 25, 2022

Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, Nov. 19 to Nov.25, 2022

Good morning!

I have fourteen features and news stories to share with you today. But more will be scheduled this weekend. So do check back on The Herald-News site: shawlocal.com/the-herald-news

Thank you for all the good thoughts and prayers for Rebekah. We finally have finally identified and eliminated some health concerns and now have a clear picture on how to treat her. She has a road ahead of her, but everything is treatable. So please continue all the well wishes.

Rebekah is the behind-the-scenes driver of the BryonySeries. She oversees its all its financial aspects, handles all book production, manages two social media accounts, and is the go-to person at events. Plus, she's a wonderful person. We need her to feel much better soon.

WriteOn Joliet's sixth anthology is live and you can buy it here on Amazon. Or you can purchase it on Dec. 8 at WriteOn Joliet's annual anthology release party, which will be held at the Joliet Public Library, one of our community partners. Details are here.

One the fiction side of things, I plan to release the first three books in the new "Girls of the BryonySeries" subseries  at WriteOn Joliet's anthology release party on December 8 are now available online on Amazon.

Jennifer Wainright (frontispiece artist for Lycanthropic Summer) created the portraits for all three books (and is currently working on a fourth). Rebekah designed the cover art.

These first three books are Julie and the Too-Hard Homework Summer Sistersand Katie and the Big Fear, which are all now available on Amazon. And when Timothy has time to update the website, these three books, as well as Call of the Siren, will also be available in the BryonySeries bookstore.

I'm also currently working on a new Adventures of Cornell Dyer story: Cornell Dyer and the Hounds of Basketville. You can find other titles in the series here. Timothy has not yet added our latest titles to the BryonySeries bookstore. But all titles are also on Amazon

Next up in the series: a Sherlock Holmes parody (the main character is Sherman Homes), which has a solid outline. Sue Midlock is already working on the cover and the interior art: Sherman Homes and the Howls of Basketville.

I'm currently outlining the final book in the BryonySeries Limbo trilogy: House on Top of the Hill

I'm also working on a guide book to the series called: Welcome to Munsonville: the People, Places, and Things of the BryonySeries.

And I'm also working on a novella. But I'm not sharing any details yet. 

Rebekah is also slowly updating the BryonySeries YouTube and Pinterest accounts, so watch for those. 

Now back to the stories. Simply click on the link of the story that looks interesting to you. Happy scrolling!

But before the stories, I have a list of additional resources and information. Please check them out, too -

Finally, if you'd like to find more kindness in your life, consider this book.

And have a great Friday!

RECIPE OF THE WEEK

Sue's Diner is a fictional restaurant in the fictional Munsonville that only exists in the BryonySeries.

Each Sunday, we post a new recipe. The recipe is either featured in one of our cookbooks or will be featured in an upcoming cookbook.

Check out the recipe here.

WRITERS

If you're a writer anywhere in the world, you're welcome to join WriteOn Joliet's Facebook pageWe're based in Joliet, Illinois, but we love to meet and interact with writers outside our area, too.

If you'd like to officially join WriteOn Joliet, we have two tiers of dues. We also have a marketing arm that's getting longer every year, well, except this year. Check us out at writeonjoliet.com.

I also suggest this book: Little Book of Revision: A Checklist for Fiction Writers. It's exactly as it says. Each page some with one suggestion for revision. The rest of the page is blank, so you can add your own notes. All proceeds benefit WriteOn Joliet.

If you need support in your writing, I highly recommend this Twitter group: #5amwritersclub. I  joined it last year. Writers support each other on Twitter and meet every three weeks at 5 a.m. (4 a.m. CST - needless to say, I am often late!) on Zoom.

If you need editing or help with self-publishing, check out dmbaranunland.com.

ARTISTS

If you need an artist for a project, I offer these recommendations.

NEWSLETTERS

Sign up for The Munsonville Times by emailing us at bryonyseries@gmail.com. The newsletter still isn't official yet, so we don't have an actual link on the website - but we are working on it! 

SOCIAL MEDIA

Daily updates: I do post the briefs on Twitter during the week, so you're welcome to follow me at @Denise_Unland61.

BryonySeries stuff: I post curated content relating to the BryonySeries on Twitter at @BryonySeries and assorted related content at facebook.com/BryonySeries, youtube.com/user/BryonySeries, and themes of each book in the BryonySeries at pinterest.com/bryonyseries.

And of course, please follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

BRYONYSERIES BOOKS

For books and more information about the series, visit bryonyseries.com.

BRYONYSERIES EVENTS

A full month of virtual events can be found at bryonyseries.com/calendar-of-events.

QUESTIONS

Email me at bryonyseries@gmail.com.

Thank you for reading The Herald-News. And for reading this blog. And if you've read (or plan to read) any of my books. Your support is greatly appreciated.

FEATURES

Santa Sightings 2022: Where to find Santa in Will, Grundy counties this year: Registration required for some events.

Festival of Gnomes is Dec. 3 and Dec. 4 and Drunk’n Gnome is Dec. 9 and Dec. 10 

'A whole flock of them came over: Random #turkey photo becomes Seneca man’s Thanksgiving tradition': Robert Anselme: ‘It was unreal, the sound. I’ll never forget it.’

Joliet theater presented ‘A Very Rialto Christmas… There’s No Place Like Home’ on Monday night: Rialto Square Theatre kicked off its holiday season with annual concert 

The need for basic necessities in Will County just isn’t going away: Affordable housing is the highest need as annual Herald-Angels campaign kicks off.

Shorewood assisted living facility celebrates 20 years of senior living: Sheila Albor: ‘Everyone here is like one big family.’ 

Joliet kindergarteners explain the importance of Thanksgiving: Children’s perceptions of Thanksgiving are very similar to those of adults.

Here how’s to donate toys to kids in Will, Grundy Counties this holiday season.: Options range from donating online to a jeep toy ride.

Donate a new or gently used coat to keep someone warm in Will County: And if you need a coat, Our Caring Closet NFP in Wilmington can help.

2 Lockport Catholic grade schools will become regional school for Lockport and Homer Glen

Apply for a 4-year scholarship from the American Italian Cultural Society in Crest Hill." Applicants must be graduating seniors.

Baran-Unland: Why you should care about local hospitals’ Leapfrog Hospital Safety Grades: Morris Hospital, Silver Cross Hospital in New Lenox, received an ‘A’ for patient safety for fall 2022

5 Things to do in Will County: holiday music, movies and more: Bird lovers: Don’t miss the last monthly Midwest Bird Fair of 2022.

Pets of the Week: Nov. 21, 2022: Will County rescues have dogs and cats for adoption



Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage"



Wednesday, November 23, 2022

Sue's Diner: Turkey and Dressing

 Good morning!

I shared the following "Thanksgiving" story last week (and the week before that).

But for those who missed it, I'm sharing it again - along with a new recipe.

Why am I sharing the same story again?

Because someone who isn't celebrating a "traditional" Thanksgiving might feel encouraged by it.

Because Thanksgiving happens more in the heart than on the table.

Feast well, dear readers!


When our family delivered thousands of newspapers each night in the middle of the night, Thanksgiving week was the most challenging week of the year.

The newspapers themselves were enormous, which took longer to prepare for delivery, and often required multiple trips for delivery.

Because the holiday season would officially begin with that publication (at least in the newspaper world), newsroom deadlines were right and we had more pre-stuffing of ads for us and the kids customers, for other newspaper carriers would pay my children (at the rate of $5 per hundred) to do the stuffing for them.

This meant we had more work as a family while simultaneously losing the help of one member (me) for part of the time.

For many years, we arrived home too late and, quite frankly, too tired to cook a proper Thanksgiving dinner, since we would be back on our feet again in a few hours.

So we created our own tradition: poor boys, kettle chips, raw vegetables platter, and pumpkin pie. That dinner is still part of our Thanksgiving weekend tradition.

But a few years ago, with those midnight days behind us, we began a new tradition: building our Thanksgiving dinner around the recipes in the BryonySeries cookbook: Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles from "Bryony."

Like the recipe I'm sharing with you today.

Each week for the next three weeks, I'll share one of those recipes with you on the Sue's Diner page on the BryonySeries website. 

This week's recipe for turkey and dressing is actually two recipes, submitted by two different contributors for the cookbook.

If you want to keep it, copy and save it. It will be gone some time next week. A new recipe will take it's place. 

Of course, it would you like all the recipes, order the cookbook from the BryonySeries store or Amazon

All proceeds are donated to Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties.


By the way, Sue's Diner is only real in the BryonySeries world. But didn't Timothy do a great job making the page look like a real menu at a vintage diner?

Here is the full diner page: bryonyseries.com/sue-s-diner. You can't really order, of course (wouldn't it be great if you could?).

For more BryonySeries recipes, check out our three cookbooks at our BryonySeries bryonyseries.com/general-store.

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

Art Linkletter: 'We Did With Less And Made It Matter More'

While double-checking a couple of "Art Linkletter" facts for a special Thanksgiving story for The Herald-News, I stumbled upon a gem of an interview with Art in 2009, eleven months before his death.

The YouTube video was called "Overcoming Challenging Times." It was some of the best four minutes and twenty-seven seconds I've spent.

Listen for yourself right here. It's my gift to you today.




Monday, November 21, 2022

A Buried Review for "Staked!"

While searching for a particular meme on social media, this post popped up.

My BryonySeries super fan left this review for Staked! on my Facebook timeline in 2015, which is different from the two separate reviews she wrote for Amazon and Goodreads.

I'm still awed that she's written several reviews just for this one book which was, as far as I know, still her most favorite book in the entire BryonySeries.


OK, here's the rest of my review - the part that didn't make the cut.

In my original review, I had focused more on family dynamics - how the family was seemingly normal - the death of a parent, resenting a stepparent, even the deep dark secrets and skeletons in the closet (so to speak). The author presented the family as seemingly normal - right down to John-Peter's paper route and helping out at the family business and then POW - creating a surreality in which absolutely nothing was as it seemed - a left hook to the reader's jaw. 

There was the budding awareness in John-Peter of his parents sexuality as he watched Kellen nuzzle Melissa's neck - again not what it appeared to be, but a tie to the normal. There was the Freudian idea of the son competing with the father, and ultimately winning.

When I first "met" John-Peter in "Visage," I got a "Rosemary's Baby" premonition - that he was a creepy troll of a child. In "Staked," the author forced a 180 turn, with John Peter as a very likable adolescent. And though he seemed completely human and normal, I knew that something was up with the splinters, his need to drink gallons of water and eat bushels of food. Through John-Peter, I sort of relived some of my own adolescent fears and failures and relived my fear of being ridiculed for being different.  

The princess in John-Peter's mirror - his secret from even his dearest friend - unnerved me. Who was this girl? Why did John-Peter obsess about saving her - and saving her from what? There is something so very frightening about the girl in the mirror. In the end, you realize you knew it wasn't Rapunzel.

The author touches on the good/evil side of the human personality - giving characters ample opportunity to redeem themselves for less-than-noble acts. Even the characters who were basically good committed heinous acts - and those who were pegged evil - often committed acts of kindness. Nothing was ever black and white in the series. I'd say I enjoyed the "shades of gray," but that was a different series entirely - one I don't plan to read.

The author touches on friendships - who you can trust, who you can't trust. Who will betray you and who will stand by you, no matter what. Many of us remember our best friends - those who could seemingly read our thoughts. There were so many images in the book of bonds that were thicker than blood. By the end of the book, you knew Karla would never be the same.

Speaking of Jungian psychology, perhaps the most baffling and terrifying part of "Staked" was learning that an entire world was the result of Ed Calkins' imagination. And you question, who is real? Who is not real? Was the entire story the product of Ed Calkins' imagination... or perhaps the tale was born in a dream Melissa had while napping. Was John-Peter ever real? What about John Simons? And on and on.





Friday, November 18, 2022

Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, Nov. 12 to Nov.18, 2022

Good morning!

I have a just nine features and news stories to share with you and more to be posted over the weekend, since I'm working almost straight through to Thanksgiving (and working on a few larger projects in teh background_. So do check back on The Herald-News site: shawlocal.com/the-herald-news

First of all, please send up good thoughts/prayers and so on for Rebekah. 

Rebekah is the behind-the-scenes driver of the BryonySeries. She oversees its all its financial aspects, handles all book production, manages two social media accounts, and is the go-to person at events. Plus, she's a wonderful person. We need her to feel much better soon.

She's been seeing specialists and undergoing tests since August. Every abnormal test means more tests, which is really kicking up her anxiety. She's also working odd hours through all of us this, and she's already tired from not feeling well. We are waiting for the results of just one more test. Hope we get that soon!

WriteOn Joliet's sixth anthology is live and you can buy it here on Amazon. Or you can purchase it on Dec. 8 at WriteOn Joliet's annual anthology release party, which will be held at the Joliet Public Library, one of our community partners. Details are here.

One the fiction side of things, I plan to release the first three books in the new "Girls of the BryonySeries" subseries  at WriteOn Joliet's anthology release party on December 8 are now available online on Amazon.

Jennifer Wainright (frontispiece artist for Lycanthropic Summer) created the portraits for all three books (and is currently working on a fourth). Rebekah designed the cover art.

These first three books are Julie and the Too-Hard Homework Summer Sisters, and Katie and the Big Fear, which are all now available on Amazon. And when Timothy has time to update the website, these three books, as well as Call of the Siren, will also be available in the BryonySeries bookstore.

I'm also currently working on a new Adventures of Cornell Dyer story: Cornell Dyer and the Hounds of Basketville. You can find other titles in the series here. Timothy has not yet added our latest titles to the BryonySeries bookstore. But all titles are also on Amazon

Next up in the series: a Sherlock Holmes parody (the main character is Sherman Homes), which has a solid outline. Sue Midlock is already working on the cover and the interior art: Sherman Homes and the Howls of Basketville.

I'm currently outlining the final book in the BryonySeries Limbo trilogy: House on Top of the Hill

I'm also working on a guide book to the series called: Welcome to Munsonville: the People, Places, and Things of the BryonySeries.

And I'm also working on a novella. But I'm not sharing any details yet. 

Rebekah is also slowly updating the BryonySeries YouTube and Pinterest accounts, so watch for those. 

Now back to the stories. Simply click on the link of the story that looks interesting to you. Happy scrolling!

But before the stories, I have a list of additional resources and information. Please check them out, too -

Finally, if you'd like to find more kindness in your life, consider this book.

And have a great Friday!

RECIPE OF THE WEEK

Sue's Diner is a fictional restaurant in the fictional Munsonville that only exists in the BryonySeries.

Each Sunday, we post a new recipe. The recipe is either featured in one of our cookbooks or will be featured in an upcoming cookbook.

Check out the recipe here.

WRITERS

If you're a writer anywhere in the world, you're welcome to join WriteOn Joliet's Facebook pageWe're based in Joliet, Illinois, but we love to meet and interact with writers outside our area, too.

If you'd like to officially join WriteOn Joliet, we have two tiers of dues. We also have a marketing arm that's getting longer every year, well, except this year. Check us out at writeonjoliet.com.

I also suggest this book: Little Book of Revision: A Checklist for Fiction Writers. It's exactly as it says. Each page some with one suggestion for revision. The rest of the page is blank, so you can add your own notes. All proceeds benefit WriteOn Joliet.

If you need support in your writing, I highly recommend this Twitter group: #5amwritersclub. I  joined it last year. Writers support each other on Twitter and meet every three weeks at 5 a.m. (4 a.m. CST - needless to say, I am often late!) on Zoom.

If you need editing or help with self-publishing, check out dmbaranunland.com.

ARTISTS

If you need an artist for a project, I offer these recommendations.

NEWSLETTERS

Sign up for The Munsonville Times by emailing us at bryonyseries@gmail.com. The newsletter still isn't official yet, so we don't have an actual link on the website - but we are working on it! 

SOCIAL MEDIA

Daily updates: I do post the briefs on Twitter during the week, so you're welcome to follow me at @Denise_Unland61.

BryonySeries stuff: I post curated content relating to the BryonySeries on Twitter at @BryonySeries and assorted related content at facebook.com/BryonySeries, youtube.com/user/BryonySeries, and themes of each book in the BryonySeries at pinterest.com/bryonyseries.

And of course, please follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

BRYONYSERIES BOOKS

For books and more information about the series, visit bryonyseries.com.

BRYONYSERIES EVENTS

A full month of virtual events can be found at bryonyseries.com/calendar-of-events.

QUESTIONS

Email me at bryonyseries@gmail.com.

Thank you for reading The Herald-News. And for reading this blog. And if you've read (or plan to read) any of my books. Your support is greatly appreciated.

FEATURES

Silver Cross and Premier Suburban Medical Group breaks ground in Orland Park: Premier Suburban Medical Group is affiliated with Silver Cross. 

Lockport Homer Area Ministerial Alliance hosting Interfaith service on Sunday: Donations collected for Lockport Resource Center

Plainfield family donates their tree for Joliet’s 2022 Christmas tree: Megan DeCristoforo: ‘It’s a dream come true’

3 ways to help Will County residents in need enjoy Thanksgiving" This includes a food drive and meals before and on Thanksgiving Day

Flu season may impact blood donations: here’s where to donate in Will, Grundy counties: Attend a donation event or schedule a donation.

March held in front of District 86 office in Joliet on Monday: No one authorized to speak on their behalf was present as of 4 p.m. Monday.

JCA student earns perfect ACT score: Marissa Corsi is the daughter of David Corsi and Linda Corsi. 

Pets of the Week: Nov. 14, 2022: Will County rescues have dogs and cats for adoption.

5 Things to do in Will County: Christmas market features nearly 200 vendors: Plus, four opportunities to enjoy the arts this weekend.









Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage"








Thursday, November 17, 2022

New Review for "Staked!"

So Staked! is the third book in the BryonySeries "drop of blood" trilogy. 

And I'm happily sharing this review for two reasons.

One, my books don't receive many books on Amazon - and most of them have received none. And, to be fair, I don't seek them out very often, either. 

I don't query book bloggers.

I don't pay for reviews.

I don't have a message in the back of my book asking the reader to leave a review.

Now, if a reader has promised a review, I may offer a gentle reminder. But that is all.

No, what's special about this review is that this is the fourth book in my series this person has read.

The same reviewer also reviewed Lycanthropic Summer (first book in the series that he read) and then moved onto the "drop of blood" trilogy and also reviewed Bryony and Visage.

Don't get ,me wrong. Lots of sales and five star reviews are awesome.

But I get a little more excited over loyal readers who can't wait for the book and eagerly tear into more than one.

Here is the summary for Staked! Below that is the review.

For seventeen-year-old John-Peter Simotes, prodigy of a college music professor that died from a mysterious illness and was staked by his best friend’s vampire-slayer father, growing up in a remote fishing village means tolerating an English teacher mother, enduring a Bible-thumping grandfather, working for a newspaper delivery uncle and a funeral director stepfather, playing with astral projection, and waiting for the right opportunity to rescue the princess trapped in a bedroom mirror.

So when John-Peter accidentally discovers a diary written by his deceased great-grandmother, revealing her claims that a famous nineteenth century pianist and composer with a connection to the village and a resemblance to the music professor was actually a vampire, he and his best friend, Karla Dyer, decide to resurrect the vampire to prove her theory.

But experiments with magic and immortality do more than test the information set forth by a mentally unstable woman. They unlock the truth about John-Peter’s real identity, the evil motives of people he trusts, and the mission upon which he must embark to save them all.


A real page turner – which is perfect because there are a lot of them!

Reviewed in the United States on November 14, 2022

What a finale to the trilogy! As far as vampire stories go, you’ll be hard pressed to find many (nay, any) like this series – and this third book takes you on a ride you can’t prepare for. At more than 500 pages, Staked! is a cozy marathon of intrigue. The rich, descriptive narrative and thoroughly developed characters make you feel right in the midst of this unique tale. Staked! Is charming in its quirky sense of surrealism, humorous in the right places and maintains an overall spooky vibe that entices the reader to stay curious about what happens next. Great as a standalone, but highly recommended to check out the whole Bryony series for the full, engaging context. You won’t be disappointed!





Wednesday, November 16, 2022

Sue's Diner: Pumpkin Roll

Good morning!

I shared the following "Thanksgiving" story last week.

But for those who missed it, I'm sharing it again - along with a new recipe.

Why am I sharing the same story again?

Because someone who isn't celebrating a "traditional" Thanksgiving might feel encouraged by it.

Because Thanksgiving happens more in the heart than on the table.

Feast well, dear readers!


When our family delivered thousands of newspapers each night in the middle of the night, Thanksgiving week was the most challenging week of the year.

The newspapers themselves were enormous, which took longer to prepare for delivery, and often required multiple trips for delivery.

Because the holiday season would officially begin with that publication (at least in the newspaper world), newsroom deadlines were right and we had more pre-stuffing of ads for us and the kids customers, for other newspaper carriers would pay my children (at the rate of $5 per hundred) to do the stuffing for them.

This meant we had more work as a family while simultaneously losing the help of one member (me) for part of the time.

For many years, we arrived home too late and, quite frankly, too tired to cook a proper Thanksgiving dinner, since we would be back on our feet again in a few hours.

So we created our own tradition: poor boys, kettle chips, raw vegetables platter, and pumpkin pie. That dinner is still part of our Thanksgiving weekend tradition.

But a few years ago, with those midnight days behind us, we began a new tradition: building our Thanksgiving dinner around the recipes in the BryonySeries cookbook: Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles from "Bryony."

Like the recipe I'm sharing with you today.

Each week for the next three weeks, I'll share one of those recipes with you on the Sue's Diner page on the BryonySeries website. 

This week's recipe is "Pumpkin Roll," which Sarah submitted for the cookbook.

If you want to keep it, copy and save it. It will be gone some time next week. A new recipe will take it's place. 

Of course, it would you like all the recipes, order the cookbook from the BryonySeries store or Amazon

All proceeds are donated to Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties.



By the way, Sue's Diner is only real in the BryonySeries world. But didn't Timothy do a great job making the page look like a real menu at a vintage diner?

Here is the full diner page: bryonyseries.com/sue-s-diner. You can't really order, of course (wouldn't it be great if you could?).

For more BryonySeries recipes, check out our three cookbooks at our BryonySeries bryonyseries.com/general-store.

Monday, November 14, 2022

A BryonySeries Super Fan's Reflections After Reading "Bryony" for the Fifth Time

My BryonySeries super fan sent me some comments on Bryony after reading it for the fifth time since she first read the young adult vampire novel in 2013.

I am sharing those comments below with her permission. There's a few minor spoilers but not anything of great significance.

As a self-published author, I've always understood book sales are more unicorns than ponies.

But I never expected to hit the jackpot in terms of a handful of readers who revel, and I mean revel, in the stories I've written, worlds I've built, and characters I've brought to life.

I can't say I've enjoyed writing every word because writing is often tedious and always time-consuming.

But as a lifelong avid reader who's read books I've adored more than five times, the exhilaration is beyond words to know I've given another reader similar hours of delight and satisfaction.

It makes the climb to get there so very worth it.

Here is the collection of comments she sent.



I'm reading Bryony, as I told you. Now, that scene where Melissa wakes up to find a feral John Simons lying on her chest is TERRIFYING. This is my fifth read and I'm still surprised by things I overlooked.

Yes, reading Bryony again, is terrifying. My first read I thought it might be her imagination which made it not so scary.

And the Scooter scene. I'd drop a load if I saw that.

You have some classics there. The literary equivalent of Beethoven's music…Layer upon layer of meaning.

First, it really hit home (this time) that Melissa was interacting with her grandmother and great grandmother. And just how much Melissa was part of the Bryony/John saga. She belonged.

Second, this time Lisa Harding's death had more impact on me. And it does make you wonder about the ACTUAL fate of people who disappear. It was a part of the story I sort of put on a back burner. But, it's actually horrific and reveals so much about Kellen.

Bryony is far more terrifying after reading the entire series.

The first read, I didn't care much for Darlene or Steve. Probably because I was rushing through the book. Knowing Steve was Sue's baby all grown up added to the continuum. I saw what a really good mother Darlene was.

The scenarios between Kellen and Melissa (throughout time)  was absolutely brilliant. I noted it the first couple of times. But, this time, I sat back and marveled.

And then there was Melissa. The first time I read the book, she seemed like a victim of her own passiveness. This time I realized she wasn't really passive at all.  But, after reading the entire series, you see how strong she really was. The scenario in the woods with Kellen was a big part of gaining new insight and respect. When the reader realizes just how powerful and sociopathic Kellen is, it's amazing she "sassed" back.

And seeing Henry atone before death restored my faith in him. He and Ed Calkins protecting Melissa hit me harder. Again, I marveled at the Henry/Harold conundrum.

There's likely more, but those were the main revelations.

And after five times I'm still finding something new.

I've never read a single book five times.






Saturday, November 12, 2022

"God Did It"

Early on Tuesday morning, Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara, sent me this photo of a blood moon that he took while out on his route delivering newspapers.

And then he texted, "God did it."

You see, although Ed had announced his retirement from delivering newspapers in 2020, he continued to "sub" here and there until he was finally back on routes more or less full-time.

Ed said that if actually stops delivering newspapers, he will cease to exist. 

This was the explanation he gave last week, using examples from the vampires in BryonySeries.

He said, "Kellen must carry around dirt from his native land in his shoe." (I didn't know that was true, but Ed insisted it was).

He said, "John and Henry must return to the basement every night." (Totally true).

And he also said, "And I must deliver newspapers."

So it must be true.

Is this where the fiction meets the reality?

For the fictional Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara, the world's first official Irish vampire, is still a newspaper carrier in Ed's books.

I say, whether Ed delivers in real life or not, he will always exist.

For he and I have both immortalized him in our stories.

And even if the real Ed is safe at home sleeping through the night, somewhere in the world, a time-traveling Ed Calkins is driving his white van filled with his crew of brownies, ensuring readers everywhere get the news...

...while a blood moon hovers overhead.





Friday, November 11, 2022

Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, Nov. 5 to Nov.11, 2022

Good morning!

I have a thirteen features and news stories to share with you and a couple more not yet posted. So do check back on The Herald-News site: shawlocal.com/the-herald-news

Please send up good thoughts/prayers and so on for Rebekah. She's been seeing specialists and undergoing tests since August. Every abnormal test means more tests, which is really kicking up her anxiety. She's also working odd hours through all of us this, and she's already tired from not feeling well. We see another specialist today. Hopefully we are close to getting some answers.

Rebekah is the behind-the-scenes driver of the BryonySeries. She oversees its all its financial aspects, handles all book production, manages two social media accounts, and is the go-to person at events. Plus, she's a wonderful person. We need her to feel much better soon.

WriteOn Joliet's sixth anthology is live and you can buy it here on Amazon. Or you can purchase it on Dec. 8 at WriteOn Joliet's annual anthology release party, which will be held at the Joliet Public Library, one of our community partners. Details are here.

One the fiction side of things, two of the three books in the new "Girls of the BryonySeries" subseries I plan to officially release at WriteOn Joliet's anthology release party on December 8 are now available online on Amazon.

These are Julie and the Too-Hard Homework and Summer Sisters; I should have copies to sell by this weekend. A third, Katie and the Big Fear, is currently in review.

Jennifer Wainright (frontispiece artist for Lycanthropic Summer) has completed three portraits for  "Girls of the BryonySeries" series for tween girls and is currently working on a fourth. The portraits are beautiful and it shows that artist Jennifer Wainright can draw anything from werewolves to portraits! 

I'm also currently working on a new Adventures of Cornell Dyer story: Cornell Dyer and the Hounds of Basketville. You can find other titles in the series here. Timothy has not yet added our latest titles to the BryonySeries bookstore. But all titles are also on Amazon

Next up in the series: a Sherlock Holmes parody (the main character is Sherman Homes), which has a solid outline. Sue Midlock is already working on the cover and the interior art: Sherman Homes and the Howls of Basketville.

And we also  released Call of the Siren (the second book in the BryonySeries Limbo trilogy, with gorgeous cover art by Nancy Calkins). It, too, is not available in the BryonySeries bookstore yet, or on Kindle yet,  but it is available on Amazon.

I'm currently outlining the final book in the BryonySeries Limbo trilogy: House on Top of the Hill

And I'm also working on a guide book to the series called: Welcome to Munsonville: the People, Places, and Things of the BryonySeries.

And I'm also working on a novella. But I'm not sharing any details yet. Well, I did share a few details with Ed last night. But only because he brought up a certain character.

Rebekah is also slowly updating the BryonySeries YouTube and Pinterest accounts, so watch for those. 

Now back to the stories. Simply click on the link of the story that looks interesting to you. Happy scrolling!

But before the stories, I have a list of additional resources and information. Please check them out, too -

Finally, if you'd like to find more kindness in your life, consider this book.

And have a great Friday!

RECIPE OF THE WEEK

Sue's Diner is a fictional restaurant in the fictional Munsonville that only exists in the BryonySeries.

Each Sunday, we post a new recipe. The recipe is either featured in one of our cookbooks or will be featured in an upcoming cookbook.

Check out the recipe here.

WRITERS

If you're a writer anywhere in the world, you're welcome to join WriteOn Joliet's Facebook pageWe're based in Joliet, Illinois, but we love to meet and interact with writers outside our area, too.

If you'd like to officially join WriteOn Joliet, we have two tiers of dues. We also have a marketing arm that's getting longer every year, well, except this year. Check us out at writeonjoliet.com.

I also suggest this book: Little Book of Revision: A Checklist for Fiction Writers. It's exactly as it says. Each page some with one suggestion for revision. The rest of the page is blank, so you can add your own notes. All proceeds benefit WriteOn Joliet.

If you need support in your writing, I highly recommend this Twitter group: #5amwritersclub. I  joined it last year. Writers support each other on Twitter and meet every three weeks at 5 a.m. (4 a.m. CST - needless to say, I am often late!) on Zoom.

If you need editing or help with self-publishing, check out dmbaranunland.com.

ARTISTS

If you need an artist for a project, I offer these recommendations.

NEWSLETTERS

Sign up for The Munsonville Times by emailing us at bryonyseries@gmail.com. The newsletter still isn't official yet, so we don't have an actual link on the website - but we are working on it! 

SOCIAL MEDIA

Daily updates: I do post the briefs on Twitter during the week, so you're welcome to follow me at @Denise_Unland61.

BryonySeries stuff: I post curated content relating to the BryonySeries on Twitter at @BryonySeries and assorted related content at facebook.com/BryonySeries, youtube.com/user/BryonySeries, and themes of each book in the BryonySeries at pinterest.com/bryonyseries.

And of course, please follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

BRYONYSERIES BOOKS

For books and more information about the series, visit bryonyseries.com.

BRYONYSERIES EVENTS

A full month of virtual events can be found at bryonyseries.com/calendar-of-events.

QUESTIONS

Email me at bryonyseries@gmail.com.

Thank you for reading The Herald-News. And for reading this blog. And if you've read (or plan to read) any of my books. Your support is greatly appreciated.

FEATURES

Will County veterans’ organizations bring value to communities: Greg Roach: ‘We want people to realize we have a very strong love for our country.’

Veterans Day 2022: where to find observances in Will and Grundy counties: Here’s where to formally honor veterans.

Joliet woman on a mission to keep ‘king of the instruments’ alive: Retired music teacher rehomed several organs and is giving lessons for free.

Local artists will give real meaning to ‘home for the holidays’ at Joliet theater: Tickets for the Rialto Square Theatre’s holiday concert are available now. 

Voters in Will, Grundy counties wanted their voices heard: Women’s rights, inflation among the issues concerning voters

Joliet woman on a mission to keep ‘king of the instruments’ alive: Retired music teacher rehomed several #organs and is giving lessons for free.

Thursday was last day for summer-like weather in northern Illinois: Temperatures will start to fall Thursday night into Friday.

Joliet food mart sells winning lottery ticket: Sam Masood: ‘Hopefully, we can sell the big one.’

‘Shine a Light’ on lung cancer on Wednesday at Silver Cross Hospital in New Lenox: The event is free. Registration is required. 

Hooters in Joliet hosting inspirational purse and toiletries drive for women in need: The drive runs through Nov. 20.

Get your mobile passport and embark on the Joliet Taco Trail: The Heritage Corridor Convention and Visitors Bureau and the Joliet City Center Partnership launched the Joliet Taco Trail.

5 Things to do in Will County: live music, good food, ‘special tappings: Plus, the Annual St. Joseph Senior Christmas Bazaar has no admission fee.

Pets of the Week: Nov. 7, 2022: Will County rescues have dogs and cats for adoption.








Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage"


Thursday, November 10, 2022

Have Some Faith

In April, my very healthy senior cat Faith suddenly became deathly ill, was hospitalized and then was subsequently diagnosed with small cell lymphoma.

After lots of consultations and for plenty of reasons, we opted for palliative care only. This means, instead of treating Faith with chemotherapy, we opted to continue steroids only, understanding we might only get a couple months benefit from them.

Well, Faith is nearly eight months on the steroids and has done really well, only needing anti-nausea medicine once a week. She's even regained all of her lost weight and then some.

This past week she has vomited three times instead of once, so the fact her cancer might be heading in the other direction is on our radar.

She's still eating and running around like a kitten, so she's not in any danger yet as we can see.

But we are keeping an eye on her weight and, if the more frequent vomiting continues, will get her tummy scanned.

In the meantime, here are half a dozen recent photos of my very photogenic cat, who poses for the camera when she sees it pointed in her direction (sometimes even if she's sleeping).

Also, if you're wondering what's up with Woodstock, that's Faith's "support animal." It was a gift inside my stocking a few years back that Faith instantly claimed. She drops him all over the house (when he's not with her).


















Wednesday, November 9, 2022

Sue's Diner: Roasted Root Vegetable Medley

When our family delivered thousands of newspapers each night in the middle of the night, Thanksgiving week was the most challenging week of the year.

The newspapers themselves were enormous, which took longer to prepare for delivery, and often required multiple trips for delivery.

Because the holiday season would officially begin with that publication (at least in the newspaper world), newsroom deadlines were right and we had more pre-stuffing of ads for us and the kids customers, for other newspaper carriers would pay my children (at the rate of $5 per hundred) to do the stuffing for them.

This meant we had more work as a family while simultaneously losing the help of one member (me) for part of the time.

For many years, we arrived home too late and, quite frankly, too tired to cook a proper Thanksgiving dinner, since we would be back on our feet again in a few hours.

So we created our own tradition: poor boys, kettle chips, raw vegetables platter, and pumpkin pie. That dinner is still part of our Thanksgiving weekend tradition.

But a few years ago, with those midnight days behind us, we began a new tradition: building our Thanksgiving dinner around the recipes in the BryonySeries cookbook: Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles from "Bryony."

Like the recipe I'm sharing with you today.

Each week for the next three weeks, I'll share one of those recipes with you on the Sue's Diner page on the BryonySeries website. 

This week's recipe is "Roasted Root Vegetable Medley," which Sarah submitted for the cookbook.

If you want to keep it, copy and save it. It will be gone some time next week. A new recipe will take it's place. 

Of course, it would you like all the recipes, order the cookbook from the BryonySeries store or Amazon

All proceeds are donated to Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties.

PS: Did you catch Original Bertrand's photo bomb in the photo?



By the way, Sue's Diner is only real in the BryonySeries world. But didn't Timothy do a great job making the page look like a real menu at a vintage diner?

Here is the full diner page: bryonyseries.com/sue-s-diner. You can't really order, of course (wouldn't it be great if you could?).

For more BryonySeries recipes, check out our three cookbooks at our BryonySeries bryonyseries.com/general-store.

Monday, November 7, 2022

BryonySeries Word Search

Want to stretch your brain a little (as if Monday didn't do that all by itself).

My family has always loved word searches, so I've played around with a few sites to create a BryonySeries one.

Here's a link to one I created this weekend. 

By refreshing the page, you will generate a different BryonySeries word search that features different combinations of thirty people, places, and pets.

The puzzle will remain on The Word Search site for 30 days (I created it on Saturday).

Have fun!

https://thewordsearch.com/puzzle/4267116/bryonyseries-word-search/



Saturday, November 5, 2022

Five Hour Phone Calls

In age of texting and social media, does anyone engage in lengthy telephone conversations anymore?

Well, I've had phone calls with my adult children that can last an hour.

But I've also had phone calls that extend to nearly a fourth of the day with a few, very few, select individuals.

Currently, one of those people is Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara,

These long phone calls gradually began when he was writing Ruthless because he wanted to be certain he was representing the BryonySeries franchise correctly (his vocabulary, not mine).

And I would always reassure him that his character Ed (which is a caricature of himself, twice fictionalized) is completely unreliable. So Ed, as author, has complete freedom to develop any of the BryonySeries characters any way he wishes and to place them in any situation of which he's inclined.

Still, he really desires to be authentic to the series. And I want him to be authentic to his writing.

So he'll call from time to time to chat about premises already established in the series and what I'm working on for future books.

But this is where it gets super fun for me and, honestly, for him, too.

Some conversation gravitate to deep discussions about the people, place, things, and circumstances in the series as if they were real. 

We talk about them as if we are both following the same series, and neither of us are the authors.

The BryonySeries has a lot of books, a lot of characters, a lot of places, a lot of circumstances.

So we can talk for a very long time.

We can talk five hours or more (and have).

Now, we don't talk for hours very frequently. Living life would be challenging, difficult, impossible.

But we do talk like this a few times a year, when our schedules sync up.

And we have smaller conversations (maybe an hour or so) when Ed is really stuck on his sequel Tu Ruthless or has a revelation he wants to share.

This past Thursday night, Ed gave me a ride home from WriteOn Joliet. We started talking before we made it to the van. And then we sat in my driveway, immersed in the BryonySeries, for nearly an hour, until we abruptly realized the time.

Now if all this sounds like vanity (it isn't), you should know that Ed, for all his dyslexia, shyness, and stammering, is really quite discerning.

I remember the first time Ed stammered out his feedback on a written piece a writer shared at a WriteOn Zoom meeting during COVID.

The other writers had given writing advice and tips for improving the piece.

Ed understood what the writer intended to say - and said so.

After the release of Ruthless on Calkins Day 2020 (February 13, Ed's birthday, part of the lore - his and now mine, too), Ed joined WriteOn.

Since then, he's accepted both praise and criticism for his writing with equal grace.

He's grown in confidence and hardly ever stammers at meetings now, whether he's giving feedback or reading aloud from his own writings.

And, if you can believe this, he is very excited for the release of the new Girls of the BryonySeries series. If that sounds weird to you, I'd like you to know he understood the premise before I told him.

Ed thought eleven was the perfect age for the characters of these books. It's the age when girls are leaving childhood but haven't quite entered adolescence. They're still very dependent on their parents or guardians, but they are beginning to feel that need to stretch away from that and to become themselves.

When he finished speaking, I told him the premise of these books: Each book features one eleven-year-old girl with a seemingly insurmountable problem to solve that the people in her immediate world do not understand.

Before we cut off the talking for the night, Ed had brought up the character of Savannah Holloway, whose only appearance in the BryonySeries was one chapter in this book, the very end of a scene followed by a mention in this book, and a memory and stalking in this book.

And yet, Ed was full of reflective insight on this character: her past, her motives, her skills, her influence. Only one deduction was slightly off the mark - but the rest, really was spot on, even though that's all unspoken. 

So these BryonySeries conversations are not vanity, although having my books appreciated on this level is exhilarating, absolutely.

But isn't that the goal of anyone who makes art? 

Why else do artists spend hours and hours and hours developing, in small and very nuanced ways, a book, a painting, a drawing?

Sure we're happy when people enjoy it.

And we're ecstatic when people fall in love with it.

But when art can settle in another's soul and live there, when art can become an inherent part of that person and, perhaps, inspire even more art and generate five hour phone calls where the inevitable disconnecting of the call always comes too soon...

Well, that is a satisfaction that defies words.

Even for writers who write books this size,

May we all continue to find ways to hear and be heard and to forge those connections in life that makes living life worthwhile.