Thursday, July 26, 2018

BryonySeries Throwback Thursday: What Is "Bryony?"


Tuesday, August 10, 2010

What Is "Bryony?"

How and when I decided to give John Simons' wife the name of a poisnous vine and then encase his mansion in it is lost in obscurity. I only remember. rejecting "ivy" and recalling the name, "Briony," from Ruth M. Arthur's "A Candle in her Room." Coincidentally, and not on purpose (Honest!), Briony's older sister in that book is named, "Melissa."

At the time, I thought Briony's meaning had something to do with briars. When I researched the name, I discovered it was actually an obnoxious, toxic weed, with predator-type qualities, so perfect for a vampire novel.

Below are a few facts about Bryony, complements of the Montana State University and its July 28, 2009 press release, "Fast-growing, noxious weed, white bryony, found in Bozeman." (http://www.montana.edu/). First, its description:

* Bryony can grow up to 6 inches a day and quickly cover the sides and tops of trees.
* Its rooting system can be up to 18 inches in length and resembles a white turnip.
* White bryony has dark green, palmately lobed leaves, each with an associated tendril.
* The flowers are small, yellow-green or yellow-white, and are located in the leaf axils.
* The fruit is a round berry, which turns black as it ripens.
* Birds eat and spread these fruits. The fruits are highly toxic to humans and animals.

White bryony first appeared in United States during the 1970s. Its nickname is "Kudzu of the Northwest." Here's why:

* Bryony's rapid growth can block all light to the host plant.
* Heavy winter snow can accumulate on bryony and break the branches of the host plant.
* Following breakage, disease and insects may invade the host plant.
* The spread of white bryony can reduce wind protection for people and livestock.
* It can also lead to loss of wildlife habitat.

One must exercise caution when removing bryony:

* Wear protective gear (gloves, long sleeves), as bryony can irritate skin.
* Certain, effective herbicides can be hazardous to the host species.
* To apply, Pull the bryony vine away from the plant before applying.
* Several applications may be necessary.
* White bryony regenerates from the root, so severing the vines is not as effective.
* Root damage is the most effective control method. Cut roots several inches below the soil.
* This must be done in autumn, after the leaves have died.
* Watch for new plants and repeat.

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Community News: July 25, 2018

Check out these recipes, other food-related news, and three newsletter opportunities.


Roundup of food pantries in Will and Grundy counties



IDPH investigation continues as foodborne illnesses increase 



For an easy, rustic dessert, you really can't beat a cobbler 



A streamlined way for making a colorful vegetable casserole 



Marinate your tuna ahead to ensure moist grilled fish



Salmon, avocado and grapefruit make a bright dinner salad



Turn to crab for a warm and bubbly decadent party pleaser



Illustration by Christopher Gleason for "Staked!"

Open Mic Night 2018: Colleen Robbins

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Community News: July 24, 2018

Check out upcoming events in the Joliet area, as well as the awesome things people are doing.


Local health events: July 24 through July 31

Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage." 

Thank you, Ken McGee

I received the following email on Memorial Day from my friend, writing student, fellow author, and WriteOn Jolieter Ken McGee: Denise, I found this while going through book 8.

Ken, thank you very much for the very nice shout-out in your eighth book. And who knows? Maybe it will inspire one of YOUR readers to go looking for it.

For those unfamiliar with Ken's writings, one of his series (twelve volumes long and counting) takes the reader on the life of Emmy, a poor girl who finds God, true love, and musical success. He originally wrote the story for his young granddaughter, to inspire her when she grew older. His goal is to self-publish all the books before Christmas and then surprise her with them

Here's Ken's excerpt from Forever... Isabella... Forever: Emmy's Story, Part 8 (Volume 8). And here's a link to his Amazon page with all the titles of all his books (so far). Below is 

https://www.amazon.com/Kenneth-Lee-McGee/e/B07D7DGPGG

And here is the excerpt he shared:


“That settles it. I'm going to tell her you need her to watch the kids.” Emmy strode purposefully out of the room and found Mama sitting in her rocking chair reading a book. “Mama, could you help Sloane for an hour or so?”

“Of course, I'm not doing anything,” Mama said. “I've been trying to read this book, but I just don't understand it.”

“What's it about?” Emmy asked

Mama held up the book to let Emmy see the gruesome cover. “Some girl who is obsessed with a woman who married a vampire or something. I just don't get it, but it's so well written. The characters are so interesting.”

Emmy pointed to the cover. “That's some big teeth and a lot of blood. Sloane and I are going for a walk.”






Monday, July 23, 2018

Community News: July 21 and July 23, 2018


Check out upcoming events in the Joliet area, as well as the awesome things people are doing.


Gotta Do It: July 22 through July 29 

http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/20/gotta-do-it-july-22-through-july-29/aag2q7m/




Troy District 30-C students compete at Argonne Science Bowl


Troy District 30-C adds to full-day preschool program




Youth Advisory Council gives teens up-close experience in state government

http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2018/07/06/ef600a9f57444bff9392eb6edc0d10be/index.xml



Local students named to dean’s lists for spring 2018 
Illustration by Kathleen Rose Van Pelt for "Bryony."

The Obligation of Buying

I recently read an indie author's rant on Twitter about the consumer's overall lack of support for indie and local artists and why people ought to buy local and indie.

I'm all for supporting local businesses and indie artists often do.

But not to the extent the customer is obligated to buy.

The author on the rant was extremely upset at the lack of support at a signing at a local bookstore. This included lack of attendance (and sales) from family and friends, as well as the customers marching past the table and vanishing among the shelves.

Believe me, I get it, except the part about getting used to rejection. I'm not sure anyone is ever 100 percent comfortable with readers preferring to read books other than our own and choosing them over ours at every opportunity.

It is, unfortunately, part of the process of hanging out our shingle. When the product we're selling has sprung forth from our creative selves, the shunning feels doubly personal. But we are not small children, and the world is not our refrigerator from which we post our handiwork.

Bookstores, libraries, really any venue, host authors in their space to attract potential customers to the store and not necessarily to the author's table. For the venue, a sale of any product still makes the cash register cling.

Now, it's nice if customers stop and buy one or more books. But no one is, or should be, obligated to buy.

Rather, the obligation is on us to help attract the public through the door.

We build the best product we can. We build the best reputation we can for us as and our works. We promote the event in courteous, non-spammy ways, knowing we can't control the outcome.

Be thankful for even the opportunity. No one owes you.

Sidebar: As I leave a busy weekend in the past, how did all those "Ws" work out?

Wonderfully!

Surprisingly, I got more writing in than I anticipated. I scrolled through chapter seventeen and found it ready for editing. I spruced up eighteen and nineteen and made my way about halfway through twenty when Rebekah had some time to help me create a template for the newsletter (this is for another post).

Createspace flagged the cover for Cornell Dyer and the Necklace of Forgetfulness, so Sue Midlock resized it last night, and Rebekah reuploaded it. I'll know in a day or two if I can finally order a proof.

Here's a sneak peek:




Sunday, July 22, 2018

Sue's Diner: Haluski by Amerika Adamowski

Neither Melissa nor Brian felt at ease during the unfamiliar church services in memory of their grandmother. The array of delicious food at the potluck luncheon that followed was more appealing. This was especially true for Brian, who had heaped his plate high with many of the dishes, including the haluski.

Try the recipe at https://www.bryonyseries.com/sue-s-diner.




From "Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles From 'Bryony'"

All proceeds benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties. www.bbbswillgrundy.org.


Saturday, July 21, 2018

Bertrand's First Paint Night, in Pictures

Remember "The Count" on Sesame Street?

Well today, was sponsored by the letter "W." Let's "count" them:  work, workshop, and wedding.

Isn't that wonderful?

Well (get it, another "W"), while I was at the wedding, Bertrand attended his first paint night and made a new friend, a Stegosaurus named "Cheetah."

Below is a recap his fun. For more photos of Bertrand's adventures, follow him on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

Buy his books at www.bryonyseries.com.














Friday, July 20, 2018

Community News: July 20, 2018

Check out upcoming events in the Joliet area, as well as the awesome things people are doing.








Around Town: Brewed Awakenings in Morris Around Town: Brewed Awakenings in Morris




Lockport Township High School students compete







Morris Theatre Guild receives grant from Community Foundation of Grundy County for upgrades to theater 

http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/06/morris-theatre-guild-receives-grant-from-community-foundation-of-grundy-county-for-upgrades-to-theatre/at29ctb/


Check out the following newsletters:

Sign up for the Will County Go Guide

http://www.theherald-news.com/newsletter/will-county-go-guide/#//


Sign up for the LocalLit Short Story Newsletter

http://www.theherald-news.com/newsletter/locallit/


Sign up for The Munsonville Times

https://www.bryonyseries.com/munsonville-times


Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage." Follow him at www.facebook.com/artbymattcoundiff

Community News: July 19, 2018

Check out upcoming events in the Joliet area, as well as the awesome things people are doing.


Local faith events July 19 through July 26



Joliet Franciscan sisters celebrated their jubilees



Morris businesses offering hope to those in need



JTHS Alumni Spotlight: Dr. John M. Sayles



JTHS Alumni Spotlight: Derrick Brown



JTHS Alumni Spotlight: Richard L. Chavez



JTHS Alumni Spotlight: Eron Hodges


Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, July 15 through July 20

Just a handful of "original" works ran in features this week - it's been a whole lot of catching up since I returned. I have't even cracked open the manuscript, not for a single peek.

And doing so this weekend will be challenging, too. But I will.

I have a self-publishing information talk/seminar/workshop tomorrow from 9 to 11 at Book and Bean Cafe in Joliet (would love to see you, just $10 if you're not a member of WriteOn Joliet), followed by a wedding at noon (not mine, of course, but still...)

And speaking of WriteOn Joliet, it's recent growth is amazing me. We have new people at nearly every meeting, and they are staying. Three new people attended last night, one the week before that, and three the week before that.

Several of us will be participating in "Writers 15 Minutes of Fame" at 7 p.m. July 26 at the Plainfield Library, 15025 S. Illinois St. in downtown Plainfield. If you're available that night and would like to hear a mix of works read aloud by their authors, come on out!

And now:

Non-bylined features:

Monday through Saturday I assembled my non-bylined works - brief posts and calendar listings - into one convenient file and posting them on Facebook in the evening, so readers can easily choose the ones they want to read.

 One can also find those event listings, the Gotta Do It calendar, as well as the pets, health, faith, and arts and entertainment calendars, under the sections tab on the left hand side of http://www.theherald-news.com/. Click on "features" and the topics drop down.  Gotta Do It runs under "people."

Community news? Again, under the sections tab, under features, and by topic. Updates are posted on these days in print and web (and some only on web on other days as I have the time): Monday (pets), Tuesday (health), Thursday (faith), Friday (arts and entertainment), and Sunday (people).

Social media:

Daily updates: I do post the briefs and calendars on Twitter during the week, so you're welcome to follow me at @Denise_Unland61.

BryonySeries stuff: I post curated content relating to the BryonySeries at @BryonySeries. And assorted related content at www.facebook.com/BryonySeries. And of course, please follow the adventures of Bertrand the Mouse on Instagram at bertrand_bryonyseries.

If you're a writer anywhere in the world, you're welcome to jon WriteOn Joliet's Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/groups/writeonminooka/?ref=bookmarks. We're based in Joliet, Illinois, but we love to meet and interact with writers outside our area, too.

Upcoming events: 

These are listed here: https://www.bryonyseries.com/fetes-and-feasts

For an expanded version: http://bryonyseries.blogspot.com/2018/07/some-upcoming-events.html

Books and Such

Information on my books (including where to buy) along with upcoming events is at www.bryonyseries.com.

Thank you for reading The Herald-News. And for reading this blog. And if you've read (or plan to read) any of my books. And for those who came out to WriteOn Joliet's open mic night last night. Your support is greatly appreciated.


Mystery Diner: Volar in Plainfield — comida auténtica indeed


Next came the queso fundido a Volar, a twist on classic queso. The cheese dip was mainly chorizo, which was something we were all quite excited about. It was not too spicy and definitely filling.


But we managed to save room for the main course, of course.

http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2018/07/16/a9d5d2bee87a44ee93cf5210fc190be6/index.xml


Morris businesses offering hope to those in need

Event to benefit New Beginnings Thrift Store and Women's Help Center

http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2018/07/18/d40f38727c5d4cf694b631f9d2fbab31/index.xml?page=1


LocalLit author spotlight: Diane Maciejewski of Elgin

"It’s not a matter of “like to write”, rather whatever demands to be written. An idea for a story will pop into my head and will refuse to go away until I write it."





And two columns:


Lots of coffee and a little miracle

The night I saw stars...



Baran-Unland: Newsletters provide more A&E via email

Events and short stories, just for you





Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage." Follow him at www.facebook.com/artbymattcoundiff

Thursday, July 19, 2018

BryonySeries Throwback Thursday: A Madman's Manuscript by Charles Dickens

Friday, February 18, 2011

A Madman's Manuscript by Charles Dickens

This is Chapter 11 of Dickens' The Pickwick Club, and, fictionally, it is exactly that.

A man who, unbeknowst to anyone, becomes convinced he is insane, relates how he goes about the business of life keeping his dark secret.

I found it more gripping than Edgar Allen Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart and really liked when the narrator screams: "'Damn you,' said I, starting up, and rushing upon him; 'I killed her. I am a madman. Down with you. Blood, blood! I will have it!' 

You can read A Madman's Manuscript by Charles Dickens online.

Here's one link: https://www.lang.nagoya-u.ac.jp/~matsuoka/CD-PP-Madman.html

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Community News: July 17 and July 18, 2018

Check out upcoming events in the Joliet area, as well as the awesome things people are doing.

Since we are catching up, I have four categories. Feel free to browse and click on topics that interest you.


PETS

Local pet events: July 16 to July 23

http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/07/local-pet-events-july-16-to-july-23/adffme4/


Pets of the Week: July 1

For details on each pet, read the caption.

http://www.theherald-news.com/lists/2018/07/15/407509ab1f9143549968a00780e49054/index.xml



HEALTH

Local health events: July 17 through July 24 

http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/16/local-health-events-july-17-through-july-24/a5q29hx/


Push for registration and utilization of the Will County Health Department's 'Patient Portal' is bringing results

 http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/16/push-for-registration-and-utilization-of-the-will-county-health-departments-patient-portal-is-bringing-results/asjg3w6/


Morris Hospital and Healthcare Centers employee receives award

http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/16/morris-hospital-healthcare-centers-employee-receives-award/acwhf5y/


Patient feedback lands multiple awards for Morris Hospital 

http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/16/patient-feedback-lands-multiple-awards-for-morris-hospital/adm3ho7/


Presence Health contributed over $161.3 million to improve health of communities served 

http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/16/presence-health-contributed-over-161-3-million-to-improve-health-of-communities-served/ap608zi/


Will County Community Health Center to offer back to school physicals

http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/16/will-county-community-health-center-to-offer-back-to-school-physicals/a118b6b/


Hyperbaric Medicine at Joliet medical center earns national award for clinical excellence 

http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/16/the-center-for-wound-care-and-hyperbaric-medicine-at-joliet-medical-center-earns-national-award-for-clinical-excellence/asq6i9m/


Will County Health Department interns are assets

http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/16/will-county-health-department-interns-are-assests/anb5ydz/


Will County Health Department explains hernias

http://www.theherald-news.com/2018/07/16/will-county-health-department-explains-hernias/afz6web/



FOOD

Roundup of food pantries in Will and Grundy counties








For a variation on pasta with pesto sauce, use kale instead


James Onohan's sweet and sour meatballs

https://www.bryonyseries.com/sue-s-diner


NEWSLETTERS


Sign up for the Will County Go Guide

http://www.theherald-news.com/newsletter/will-county-go-guide/#//


Sign up for the LocalLit Short Story Newsletter

http://www.theherald-news.com/newsletter/locallit/


Sign up for The Munsonville Times

https://www.bryonyseries.com/munsonville-times


Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage." Follow him at www.facebook.com/artbymattcoundiff.

Open Mic Night 2018: Anne Anderson

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

These Two Authors Did It; You Can, too

I'm talking about self-publishing, and I'm not talking about me.

Terri Ellinger and Ken McGee are two local authors. Each had written quite a number of books and weren't sure how to get them published. They wanted to self-publish but heard it was expensive.

I showed both of them how to publish for free (or nearly free). When I say "nearly free," I mean that. For instance, WriteOn Joliet is publishing its second anthology this year. The cost for publication is $25, the same as last year's anthology.

I got Ken started right around the holidays last year and Terri came to my self-publishing chat inn February.

And my editor, Colleen Robbins, just received the proof to her first book, which she published using my information.

Here are links to Terri and Ken's books:

Terri Ellinger: https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&text=Terri+Ellinger&search-alias=books&field-author=Terri+Ellinger&sort=relevancerank

Ken McGee: https://www.amazon.com/Kenneth-Lee-McGee/e/B07D7DGPGG/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1531825764&sr=1-1-fkmr0


Ken is still releasing titles and will his books for you to check out (as will I) from 9 to 11 a.m. July 21 at the Book and Bean Cafe, 3395 Black Road in Joliet.

The event is free for members of WriteOn Joliet or $10 for nonmembers (with the money going back to WriteOn Joliet to provide even more resources for its members).

Of course, you're free to buy a book, too. But this is not the purpose of the event.

The purpose is to show anyone interested in publishing a book (a physical print book, as well as an eBook) without spending thousands of dollars per book.

Maybe you have a story to share with friends and family.

Maybe you'd like to write your memoir.

Maybe you have a business and would like to have a book to sell at talks.

Maybe you have expertise in a niche topic.

Maybe you'd like to distribute your creative writing.

Maybe you'd like to archive family recipes (or favorite family photos) into a book.

Maybe you have ideas/reasons not listed here.

If one of these is the case, maybe self-publishing is for you.

"How to Self-Publish a Book for (Nearly) Free is Not a Formal Event." We're going to sit 'round a table, drink some great coffee (or tea, both available for purchase at the cafe) and go over my handout line by line, with plenty of opportunity to ask questions, etc.

Can't stay? Stop by anyway.

If you're a member of WriteOn Joliet, I'll give you the handout.

If you're not a member of WriteOn Joliet, bring $10, and you can have the handout.

In all cases, I'm available for support (for free) if you get stuck in the process. And if I can't help you, someone else from WriteOn Joliet can.






Illustration by Kathleen Rose Van Pelt for "Bryony."



Monday, July 16, 2018

Sue's Diner: Sweet and Sour Meatballs By James Onohan

Still sick, easing back into work and social media. Figured it was time to take down Independence Cake from the Sue's Diner page and feature a news recipe.

And here it as, as "served" at Grandma Marchellis' funeral luncheon.

Neither Melissa nor Brian felt at ease during the unfamiliar church services in memory of their grandmother. The array of delicious food at the potluck luncheon that followed was more appealing. This was especially true for Brian, who had heaped his plate high with the following dishes, including this one. 

 To hear tracks and purchase the official BryonySeries CD (as an entire album or single tracks), visit https://www.jamesonohan.com/bryony-album. 

Try the recipe at https://www.bryonyseries.com/sue-s-diner.




From "Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles From 'Bryony'"

All proceeds benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties. www.bbbswillgrundy.org.

Order the cookbook at www.bryonyseries.com.