Monday, November 30, 2020
Still Thankful
Friday, November 27, 2020
A Sneak Peek at the Art for "Ruthless"
This week I had a text from Ed Calkins.
I was super excited to see it and told him so. Ed usually communicates by email, unless I pick up the phone.
But then the next text said, "No, this is his wife because I'm sending you pictures for each chapter."
Nancy Calkins, Ed's wife, designed the cover and chapter headings for the prologue, epilogue, and each of the novel's twenty chapters. She started texting them all to me, wasn't happy with the lighting, and decided she and Ed will drive out to Joliet and bring me the originals next week.
In the meantime, here's a pictorial glance at the illustrations Nancy sent so far for Ed's book. I'm doing a hard edit on the manuscript over the Thanksgiving weekend.
Just so you know, "Ruthless" is longer than "Staked!"
Release date? Why Calkins Day 2021, of course (Feb. 13).
Here's the cover, and yes, it looks crooked because of the way the images came through over text. Some of the illustrations follow it, so keep scrolling.
And now, eleven of the interior illustrations:
First, the forward.
Chapter 1: Backward
Chapter 2: Pigs Don't Plow
Chapter 3: Mirror
Chapter 4: Road Trip
Chapter 5: The Why Chromosome
Chapter 6: On Being Ruthless
Chapter 7: Suspect
Chapter 8: The Naughty List
Chapter 9: Happy Hunting
Chapter 10: A Government Of, By, and For Ed Calkins
Chapter 11: The Divine Refrigerator
Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, Nov. 21 through Nov. 27
I'm a little surprised this morning that I have fifteen stories and videos to share this morning since Wednesday my last work day before the holiday.
I'm spending the time working on a hard edit of Ed Calkins' Ruthless, since his goal is to release his first novel (and the first BryonySeries novel not penned by me) on Calkins Day (Feb. 13).
And that's it. Except for drinking coffee, walking, and checking in with my family, I'm hanging out with Ed's words until it's time to get some work done on Sunday.
It's a long novel, about 140,000 words, and I'm not halfway done yet, so wish me luck!
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FEATURES
LocalLit book preview: Images of America - Joliet
An Extraordinary Life: Joliet artist was 'quietly creative' and 'wasn't out to make a noise'
Over 1,000 kids will have a merrier holiday thanks to this Homer Glen 19-year-old
COVID cases at Will County Hospitals as of Monday
These Will County seniors won't go hungry on Thanksgiving Day
COVID situation still serious at Will County hospitals
More COVID positive patients in ICU at Silver Cross, one death at Edward Hospital
VIDEO: Landis Sims runs with new legs
VIDEO: Teen runs bases in new "legs"
VIDEO: Landis shows the speed of his new "legs"
Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage"
Thursday, November 26, 2020
How Many Know This Poem?
I never heard of the poet John Greenleaf Whittier until 1990, the year after I began homeschooling my oldest son Christopher.
I had ordered some books from Abeka, and the chapters in the third grade history book were all biographies. One of those biographies was about John Greenleaf Whittier and, according to the author, his most famous poem, "Snow-bound." Do check it out; I linked to a version with the most delightful illustrations.
It took many more years before I actually ever read this very long poem. Child number five was in high school, and I found the poem online. It's really long, so we didn't read it one sitting.
Here's my point in sharing this story.
People often enjoy the sameness of holidays and the traditions that get passed down in families; we look forward to revisiting them every year, and they give stability to our lives. So it's natural to feel their loss this year, when we've already experiences so many crushing losses.
But nothing ever stays the same, and even traditions evolve. Everyone is a little older, and we have new family members: spouses, in-laws, babies. Maybe Grandma isn't here this year, or maybe Grandpa isn't all the way there.
Yet just because we can't have Thanksgiving the way we want it, doesn't mean we don't have plenty of reasons to celebrate - or that we can't sidestep the rut of some-old thinking by thinking in a new and fresh way - like reading a poem you've never read, written by someone who once shared our world, and gave thanks, and enjoyed pumpkin pie (although mostly like none as good as Aunt Bess made it), and has only his words left to show he was here.
I first read this poem when I wrote the third installment of "Before The Blood." The town's mayor (after a wee too much to drink) decides to recite it for everyone at a harvest party (to the groans of those within hearing).
In fact, I'll let him introduce it. But first...
May today be blessed and beautiful for everyone reading this blog, and may you ever find reasons to rejoice and thanks.
Mayor Pike, left hand wound conspicuously in linen, jumped up. "Now, Owen, where's the culture? Where's the art?"
With a friendly leer, Mr. Munson staggered aside and swept Mayor Pike into the foreground. "Let's hear it, fancy pants."
Swaying from side to side, although he did his best to conceal it, Mayor Pike managed to get to center stage.
"A little John Greenleaf Whittier, if you please. I shall now recite, 'The Pumpkin.'"
Mr. Munson moaned, clutched his heart, and slumped. "Janet, how the hell do you suffer him?"
"He makes up for it." Mrs. Pike smiled a mysterious smile, and her eyes danced.
One hand on his chest and bandaged hand to the sky, Mayor Pike assumed an exaggerated orator position and began:
"The Pumpkin" by John Greenleaf Whittier
Oh,
greenly and fair in the lands of the sun,
The
vines of the gourd and the rich melon run,
And
the rock and the tree and the cottage enfold,
With
broad leaves all greenness and blossoms all gold,
Like
that which o'er Nineveh's prophet once grew,
While
he waited to know that his warning was true,
And
longed for the storm-cloud, and listened in vain
For
the rush of the whirlwind and red fire-rain.
On
the banks of the Xenil the dark Spanish maiden
Comes
up with the fruit of the tangled vine laden;
And
the Creole of Cuba laughs out to behold
Through
orange-leaves shining the broad spheres of gold;
Yet
with dearer delight from his home in the North,
On
the fields of his harvest the Yankee looks forth,
Where
crook-necks are coiling and yellow fruit shines,
And
the sun of September melts down on his vines.
Ah!
on Thanksgiving day, when from East and from West,
From
North and from South come the pilgrim and guest,
When
the gray-haired New Englander sees round his board
The
old broken links of affection restored,
When
the care-wearied man seeks his mother once more,
And
the worn matron smiles where the girl smiled before,
What
moistens the lip and what brightens the eye?
What
calls back the past, like the rich Pumpkin pie?
Oh,
fruit loved of boyhood! the old days recalling,
When
wood-grapes were purpling and brown nuts were falling!
When
wild, ugly faces we carved in its skin,
Glaring
out through the dark with a candle within!
When
we laughed round the corn-heap, with hearts all in tune,
Our
chair a broad pumpkin,—our lantern the moon,
Telling
tales of the fairy who travelled like steam,
In
a pumpkin-shell coach, with two rats for her team!
Then
thanks for thy present! none sweeter or better
E'er
smoked from an oven or circled a platter!
Fairer
hands never wrought at a pastry more fine,
Brighter
eyes never watched o'er its baking, than thine!
And
the prayer, which my mouth is too full to express,
Swells
my heart that thy shadow may never be less,
That
the days of thy lot may be lengthened below,
And
the fame of thy worth like a pumpkin-vine grow,
And
thy life be as sweet, and its last sunset sky
Golden-tinted
and fair as thy own Pumpkin pie!
Below is the pumpkin pie Rebekah baked yesterday using a new technique.
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
The (Overall) Good News in our Community: More Than 30 Pieces to Inspire You
With Thanksgiving Day just a couple days away, and looking very different for many people this year due to the COVID-19 pandemic, it's good to remember we can still give thanks.
For instance, good people are still doing good things on the local level. Here are some examples:
Joliet Catholic Academy hosted 'Meet the Angels and Hilltoppers' event for 7th and 8th-graders
Silver Cross Charity Golf (un) Outing Raises $116,550 for heart care @SilverCrossHosp
PHSCC French Club encourages exercise via Tour de Plainfield
Terri King and Teena Mackey honored for their roles with NAMI Will-Grundy
Joliet resident sworn in as a midshipman at United States Merchant Marine Academy
Local churches donate to D. 86 in Joliet
Joliet Catholic Academy Habit for Humanity Club organizes Operation Takeout
Plainfield special education students visit grocery store virtually
Boy Scouts refresh veterans monument at Oakwood Cemetery in Joliet
Administrators from D. 86 in Joliet featured at IASB meeting
Shorewood offers more assistance to small businesses: $350,000 grant pool now available
Kiwanis helped MorningStar Mission in Joliet prepare for winter
2 Troy 30-C school board members achieve 'Master Board Member' status
Joliet Public Library offering Veteran and Armed Forces library cards
Food distribution held at Plainfield Church
Girl Scouts open micro food pantry in Romeoville
Brian Bessler receives Allen Award for Service to the Community
Aldi opened #Shorewood location Thursday
Shorewood-Troy Public Library open by appointment only for lobby Grab-N-Go pick up
Minooka woman’s coyote photo captures October Forest Preserve photo contest win
New commissioner appointed to Plainfield Park District board
Troy 30-C schools pay tribute to veterans - even with no group activities
Lockport installs electric vehicle charging station
Bolingbrook Historical Museum showcases city's diversity
Will County recycling specialist elected to state, national roles
Frankfort Arts Association hosting exhibit at Frankfort Village Hall
Plainfield High School-Central Campus archer earns spot national team
Retired Plainfield Park District commissioner recognized for service
Plainfield North HS NHS's annual walk-a-thon raises $4K for Ronald McDonald House
And some reminders that COVID-19 is still in our midst (and the response from local organizations):
IDNR closes CWD check stations for 2020 firearm deer season
I've been exposed to COVID-19, now what? Edward-Elmhurst Health answers that question - and more
Troy 30-C school board pushes back full hybrid transition by 2 weeks
Illustration by Christopher Gleason for "Staked!" Follow
him at artworkbytopher.com.
Monday, November 23, 2020
To Pen Pal or Not Pen Pal: Thoughts?
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Ed Calkins COVID Update
Friday, November 20, 2020
Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, Nov. 7 through Nov. 20
So I overslept this morning (kept hitting "snooze") because I dreamed I was visiting my daughter and her family in Raleigh and kept wanting to go back. "Snooze" got me there.
It also got me running late - so no editorializing from me: just eighteen features for you to peruse and read, along with some general, miscellaneous recommendations.
What's new this week: I've separate the non-COVID stories from the COVI stories. So if you'd like to stick with the "nons," I've listed those first. And if you want to go right to the virus features, keep scrolling.
Stay safe, stay healthy, be blessed.
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Greater Joliet YMCA adapts longtime program to support families in remote learning
Know someone who needs a Thanksgiving dinner? These 2 churches can help
LocalLit book preview: 'The Daraga's Children' by Colleen H. Robbins of Joliet
And read the review here.
Mystery Diner: Public Landing in #Lockport provides quality food and service – every time
Blood donations urgently needed – here’s how to donate in Will County
COVID FEATURES
COVID-19 hospitalizations continue to rise at St. Joe's in Joliet
Another casualty of 2020: Crisis Line of Will and Grundy Counties is shutting down
COVID cases at Will County Hospitals continue to rise
COVID cases at Will County Hospitals still climbing
Illustration by Matt Coundiff for "Visage."
Thursday, November 19, 2020
Three Wishes for You Today
Today is super busy, but...
...no day should be so busy as to forget the people who stop by this blog.
So while I was almost tempted to skip it, I'll share my three wishes for you today.
1) That you stay safe from anything that threatens to harm you.
2) That you receive a blessing, no matter how small some might perceive it, that makes you smile.
3) That you will always have someone to love.
Wednesday, November 18, 2020
Two New "Bertrand the Mouse Books" - and One More on its Way
For current or soon-to-be fans of Bertrand the Mouse, we're happy to bring you the first two books in a Bertrand the Mouse subseries of Bertrand's adventures.
All of the photos in these books originally appeared on Bertrand's Instagram page (yes, my crocheted mouse has his own Instagram page).
But young kids don't have Instagram accounts, and the account is several years old - few people dig that deeply into photos.
And yet the images are still fun, still showcase Bertrand, and give kids who like him an easy way to follow his antics.
Or as the book cover copy says, "What do adventures look like for a crocheted mouse? Take a pictorial journey with Bertrand in compilation of experiences and see."
Buy Bertrand's First Book of Adventures here and Bertrand's Second Book of Adventures here.
As I said, a third book will be available in a week or so - but it's NOT part of the "adventures" series.
Stay tuned!
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Forget the COVID Gloom: Here Are Pictures of my Cats
Monday, November 16, 2020
COVID Message from Ed Calkins, Steward of Tara, Etc.
Since Ed Calkins doesn't have a social media presence except for the one I've given him, I passed along all the well wishes in an email.
Here is his response: "Thank to all. Avoid getting COVID-19. It's no fun."
Having worked through last weekend while fielding one emergency after another (and the unexpected death of a family friend), I spent a good chunk of the weekend working on other projects.
These projects included: editing for two clients, some editing on Ed's first BryonySeries novel Ruthless, a meeting with Timothy to work on the next book in The Adventures of Cornell Dyer series, and a little editing on the first book in the new BryonySeries trilogy Limbo: The Phoenix.
I missed this detail on the first pass of Ruthless but caught it this time.
Ed has written a character called Trudy, and Trudy (in her dream) is sitting in a decrepit bar talking to a character named Glorna, who will remind anyone who's read Staked! of John-Peter.
Glorna says he will be eighteen in two days and is dressed like a cowboy (because he likes westerns) so Trudy dubs him "Clint" (for Clint Eastwood).
Trudy is tells Glorna she is supposed to hang him for his crimes (except they share the same crime), and she's sorry she has to hang a kid.
Now once upon a time, back in 1990 when I was writing notes on Bryony, I had John-Peter die by hanging.
Coincidence?
Saturday, November 14, 2020
Friday, November 13, 2020
Story Round-Up: Features in The Herald-News, Nov. 6 through Nov. 13
Whew!
That's the best way to describe the past few weeks.
So thankful for interesting and meaningful work to keep me occupied. Not only are the COVID numbers rising, two people from WriteOn Joliet are battling it (one was hospitalized), Ed Calkins tested positive, a family member had all the symptoms but wound up testing negative, and a good family friend died suddenly early Sunday morning.
To say I'm ready to slip into writing some fiction tonight and tomorrow where I control the world is an understatement!
Below are my features stories (thirteen so far) that have posted this week. I have eight more completed (yes, eight!) but they have not posted online, so I will share them next week.
I hope everyone reading this has a safe and blessed Friday.
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Catholic Charities of Joliet executive director resigns
LocalLit book spotlight: 'Growing Up In Kinmundy Junction' by Kenneth Lee McGee of Plainfield
And read the review HERE.
'Save Our Restaurants' is the goal for this Sunday's peaceful protest in Joliet, Shorewood
Organizers suspend free monthly veterans breakfasts for November
Will County Hospitals see increase in COVID cases — but feel prepared to meet them
Shorewood honors WWII veteran with a 100th birthday celebration
Morris Hospital seeing more covid-positive patients than last spring
Joliet couple had dream wedding at Will County courthouse
Shorewood honors WWII veteran with a 100th birthday celebration
Thursday, November 12, 2020
Bored? Here Are Nine Potentially Fun Suggestions
I finally had some time Tuesday to fix the BryonySeries calendar, so I started sharing the activities for each day on social media yesterday
Here is a list for the first ten. Pick out the one (s) that capture your attention. Each activity has a BryonySeries rationale and a link to the book that inspired it.
And please check back each day. It was Timothy's idea to have a daily calendar of events. While it's time-consuming to assemble it (and I often screw up the size of the date boxes), it stretches my creativity to think outside the box - not a bad idea, right?
Hope some of these virtual events stretches your creativity, too - and bring joy to your life and the lives of those you.
And here you go!
Nov. 1: How much do you know about blood? Take the quiz.
Nov. 2: Check out some kid-friendly crafts for showing appreciation.
Nov. 3: Make a pumpkin volcano.
Nov. 4: Make and taste Thanksgiving recipes from the 1970s.
Nov. 5: Check out WriteOn Joliet. Our anthologies make great gifts.
Nov. 6: Make and taste authentic Thanksgiving recipes from the Victorian era.
Nov. 7: Plan a different Thanksgiving menu this year: go Irish.
Nov. 8: Ever make fake blood? Here's how.
Nov. 9: Make a paper bag turkey - and then "feed" it. Great counting activity for kids.
Nov. 10: Explore a pumpkin with this kid-friendly activity.
Illustration is from the official BryonySeries cookbook: "Memories in the Kitchen: Bites and Nibbles from "Bryony."
All proceeds benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of Will and Grundy Counties.
Wednesday, November 11, 2020
Tuesday, November 10, 2020
"I'm Feeling It, too"
As I'm reading through the final drafts of Ed Calkins' first novel (first novel ever and first novel for the BryonySeries), I'm struck by our development of works that are more than their individual parts.
Follow this a moment.
In 1985, I had an idea for a vampire novel: a 70s teen trades her blood with a Victorian vampire for a trip back into time as his wife.
At some point in time, Ed Calkins creates a fictional version of himself (a ruthless dictator who is the steward of Tara and censures those who displease him with limericks) as a way to cope with the life.
In September 2007, The Herald-News outsourced its newspaper distribution to the Chicago Tribune. Because of the sheer number of newspapers my family delivered in the middle of the night, I now had three supervisors. Ed was one of them.
Earlier that month, I finally decided to write said novel as a novella for Timothy's seventeenth birthday just to finally get the story out and done. As I wrote it, I realized it wasn't a novella, it really was still a novel, and suspended writing to learn new processes of delivering routes under new management.
Of course, Ed ran his area like a little kingdom.
Along the way, each of us learned we are both writers. Ed was impressed by my professional career and tried to persuade me to write a newsletter his kingdom. I declined, more than once.
On February 13, 2009 (Calkins Day), I missed the parade for the second year in a row and came to work with a used, red Christmas bow. As a compensatory birthday gift, I offered to write a one-page, monthly newsletter for his kingdom (figured it would hone my creative skills) or create a vampire for my novel (now two-thirds done) out of the fictional version of himself.
Ed's response: "Immortality, of course."
So Ed Calkins as ruthless dictator, Steward of Tara, and the world's first Irish vampire was born. He appeared in all three books of the "drop of blood" vampire trilogy, started blogging for me in 2010 (Saturday was dubbed Irish day), the same year I had an attorney draw up paperwork of the use of his name and person to make it legal, and wrote my Irish genealogy (which I published for Calkins Day 2018).
I should mention Ed dropped out of sight for five years. He sent an email saying he was "going through some things" and he'd reach out when they were resolved.
Finally I decided five years was too long, called one day, and he was delighted to hear from me. His enthusiasm for writing for this blog returned, even though the "things" were not resolved.
One staunch fan of the BryonySeries thought I should write Ed's back story. I felt only Ed could write it. Ed's main reason for not tackling it was his horrible dyslexia, a real handicap when one is a writer.
Then one day at work and out of seemingly nowhere, Ed sent two sample chapters with the message: "Should I keep going?"
I read them that night, laughing out loud, and sent back the enthusiastic: "YES!"
Ed has been consistently working on this project all year. We met once in January and virtually in July. He asked me to set deadlines for him, and I am. His wife Nancy (Colpa) is creating all the cover and interior art.
SOOOO...
One night I'm reading through a scene Ed wrote, a conversation between Ed and one of my characters, Henry Matthews. The discussion fit into the plot of my current BryonySeries novel, The Phoenix.
And I realized that we were both playing with the same imaginary world.
That in itself is nothing new. Writers have collaborated on projects for ages.
But not to this length, width, breadth, and depth. The fictional Ed is as real to me as the real Ed - in fact, they overlap a bit.
Or as he said on Sunday night, "It's unprecedented."
We are accurately portraying the same characters in separate works in the same series, possibly because they have taken on their own identities separate from us.
For instance, one character I created is the creation of the fictional Ed Calkins. And yet the real Ed Calkins has developed this character is ways I never imagined and in ways that make complete sense to me and the stories.
The "world" now exists as its own entity. And as we add to it, we're really only unfolding it, in even more complex ways than The Adventures of Cornell Dyer series Timothy and I are writing for the BryonySeries.
So I tried to explain this to Ed when I called him after he sent the "covid" telegram. And he totally understood.
"I'm feeling it, too," he said.
And then he expounded on the topic.
As I hung up the phone, I realized one more thing.
Somewhere along the way of this last decade, Ed and I had become friends, too.