Today I got to play dolls with my two granddaughters today: Jessica, 4 and Riley, almost 2.
Are you following me?
So Jessica put her new doll in the high chair and said the doll was hungry.
I, the gallant and generous grandmother, offered to make the doll something to eat.
And so I went to the refrigerator.
Um...not what I expected to see. Cue the horror music...
Or, at least, The Addams Family theme song.