Saturday, December 11, 2010

Who's Minding Tara?

While chatting earlier this week with Ed Calkins, the Steward of Tara, he informed me his ruthless dictator personality goes on vacation this time of year and is replaced with the spirit of Santa Claus.

Now distributing candy canes, reindeer hats, and listening with an empathic ear to children's Christmas wants are good and laudable activities, but I have two real concerns.

One: When will he finish my geneology? This is extremely important since Ed Calkins is the only source for this valuable information.

Two: Will additional development infiltrate the Hill of Tara now that the steward has neglected his post?

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